Chicklet
plays well with self
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- Apr 8, 2002
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Okay here are the rules.
You can only post TWO WORDS and they have to make some sort of sense (however silly) attached to the words in the post above. Thus we will write what may be the dumbest, stupidest, silliest, cutest, fuzziest, weirdest...(feel free to help me out here) story EVER!
The story so far: It was his deathday she recalled. post mortem yet her scarlet welts glowed faintly he lived life well, she sighed. I wish I'd kept some keepsakes of sanity for passing through bars long, thin you're kidding he exclaimed 'whip me,' please, sir. Down there sweet smell of youth and trust so foolishly pissed away! but then excessive effervescence resulted in the most spectacular explosion of exquisite rhinoplasty fragmentation BOOM! OUCH! weeks later she exhumed purple particles which rotated in the dank recess where she'd stored her largest vibrator and panting she picked up the "Mr. Pointy" aimed it and thrust his battered cum encrusted favorite old blunt instrument fiercely and with malice but gentlemanly deep into my lady-like badly shaven and warm but perfumed yet moist brown, puckered extremely pink extremely tight and deep yet receptive (cast of story blatantly hot and bothered by now) fully pulsating and tingling "OOOOOOOH GAWWWWWWWD!" she cried "That's my second G-spot" "try third?" "My armpit!" "Both, please" whispered Helen of Troy coyly whipping Achilles' heels with stinging nettles and lamb chops charcoal grilled bloody center the secreted dripping inside tantalizingly resembling the octopuses he adored squeezing into wrapped around her pulsating Catwoman statue purring loudly almost carelessly like the as if got misplaced deep end or shallow bit of her sensual extraordinarily wet golfing umberella. Amazing, really how handy to use when it's turned up side down twirling and wedged painfully inside his boated throbbing ass hole. He puckered and grunted noisily. Taking time to grab her Charmaine's fingers and putting digital stimulation around her hot wet darling clit and tugging the hood straight off. exposing the sweet dew that oozed for *him* from her while they ate porkchops. Coming together! over you and me! Greasy fingers dripping from sweaty hands running over heated organs tickling, teasing, moaning, groaning, singing cheerfully mezzo, basso profundo and soggy chips caught in flagrante delicto with salsa stained piccolo shaped thingies that sting your buttocks erotickle-ishly and leave nettles for tea. "One lump...or me?" cried selfishly greedy lips needy hips generous tips nice tits all wiggling wriggling into 34EE cups and 13-inch sweedish clogs barking dogs came running towards her lolling tongues and long nasal hair so she braided them. "Oh MY!" but why not his dangly bits nicely knotty whip ends with strawberries? I think my ardwark is jealous but afraid, he nose that there's no end to "Oprah." damn shame she lives she does? Endless Mother F*ck*r, you she cried as she removed her sanitary napkin the end is nigh but not jam filled Dunkin Donuts on thighs quivering passionately to be licked sloppily by felines.
You can only post TWO WORDS and they have to make some sort of sense (however silly) attached to the words in the post above. Thus we will write what may be the dumbest, stupidest, silliest, cutest, fuzziest, weirdest...(feel free to help me out here) story EVER!
The story so far: It was his deathday she recalled. post mortem yet her scarlet welts glowed faintly he lived life well, she sighed. I wish I'd kept some keepsakes of sanity for passing through bars long, thin you're kidding he exclaimed 'whip me,' please, sir. Down there sweet smell of youth and trust so foolishly pissed away! but then excessive effervescence resulted in the most spectacular explosion of exquisite rhinoplasty fragmentation BOOM! OUCH! weeks later she exhumed purple particles which rotated in the dank recess where she'd stored her largest vibrator and panting she picked up the "Mr. Pointy" aimed it and thrust his battered cum encrusted favorite old blunt instrument fiercely and with malice but gentlemanly deep into my lady-like badly shaven and warm but perfumed yet moist brown, puckered extremely pink extremely tight and deep yet receptive (cast of story blatantly hot and bothered by now) fully pulsating and tingling "OOOOOOOH GAWWWWWWWD!" she cried "That's my second G-spot" "try third?" "My armpit!" "Both, please" whispered Helen of Troy coyly whipping Achilles' heels with stinging nettles and lamb chops charcoal grilled bloody center the secreted dripping inside tantalizingly resembling the octopuses he adored squeezing into wrapped around her pulsating Catwoman statue purring loudly almost carelessly like the as if got misplaced deep end or shallow bit of her sensual extraordinarily wet golfing umberella. Amazing, really how handy to use when it's turned up side down twirling and wedged painfully inside his boated throbbing ass hole. He puckered and grunted noisily. Taking time to grab her Charmaine's fingers and putting digital stimulation around her hot wet darling clit and tugging the hood straight off. exposing the sweet dew that oozed for *him* from her while they ate porkchops. Coming together! over you and me! Greasy fingers dripping from sweaty hands running over heated organs tickling, teasing, moaning, groaning, singing cheerfully mezzo, basso profundo and soggy chips caught in flagrante delicto with salsa stained piccolo shaped thingies that sting your buttocks erotickle-ishly and leave nettles for tea. "One lump...or me?" cried selfishly greedy lips needy hips generous tips nice tits all wiggling wriggling into 34EE cups and 13-inch sweedish clogs barking dogs came running towards her lolling tongues and long nasal hair so she braided them. "Oh MY!" but why not his dangly bits nicely knotty whip ends with strawberries? I think my ardwark is jealous but afraid, he nose that there's no end to "Oprah." damn shame she lives she does? Endless Mother F*ck*r, you she cried as she removed her sanitary napkin the end is nigh but not jam filled Dunkin Donuts on thighs quivering passionately to be licked sloppily by felines.
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