A salad

[Liar]

is still a salad, even if it's 2/3 roasted chicken and bacon and drowned in Thousand Island dressing as thick as mayonnaise, right?

I'm trying to stay in shape here, folks.

 

[eyer]

wanker queen is no doubt jealously seething in her own little slice of it'sallaboutmedom right about now...

...can't you two at least try to get along?

 

[HoHoBomb]

Breakfast

Avocado, Prosciutto, and Tomato Breakfast Salad With Soft Boiled Eggs

http://cravingchronicles.com/2013/0...tomato-breakfast-salad-with-soft-boiled-eggs/

 

[Liar]

Avocado, Prosciutto, and Tomato Breakfast Salad With Soft Boiled Eggs

http://cravingchronicles.com/2013/0...tomato-breakfast-salad-with-soft-boiled-eggs/

Needs cheese and a bottle or Caesar.

 

[Liar]

wanker queen is no doubt jealously seething in her own little slice of it'sallaboutmedom right about now...

...can't you two at least try to get along?

Methinks you need to be slapped around with a cucumber.

You can interpret that however you like.

 

[SkAoUt]

And is the shape round?

 

[HoHoBomb]

ranch dressing

 

[Laurel]

No croutons?

 

[Saint Peter]

Or bleu cheese crumblies?

 

[Liar]

No croutons?

That's just filler for when you're short on meat.

 

[HoHoBomb]

fried oysters and spinach salad

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Salad is faggot food, so of course it makes your ass bigger.

 

[eyer]

Methinks you need to be slapped around with a cucumber.

Salad is faggot food...

Well...

...there you go.

 

[girlsmiley]

Avocado, Prosciutto, and Tomato Breakfast Salad With Soft Boiled Eggs

http://cravingchronicles.com/2013/0...tomato-breakfast-salad-with-soft-boiled-eggs/

That looks delicious.

My kinda food.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Baby greens, fresh feta, caramelized pecans with raspberry/balsamic.

 

[Squibbs]

I prefer syrup.

 

[blackleggings]

Baby greens, fresh feta, caramelized pecans with raspberry/balsamic.

Add strawberries and blueberries then it's perfect.

 

[neci]

spinach, berries, bacon and poppyseed dressing. *optional thinly sliced red onions, walnuts or pecans instead of bacon. i'm going to make a salad now. when i get back, i'll post it. no promises on anything fancy.

 

[kbate]

fuck's wrong with you people.

A salad is fresh cut garden greens, with fresh sliced garden tomato, the last of the morels and then lightly tossed in fat-free Italian dressing.

 

[Adre]

Dressing from a bottle? Please.

 

[CHNOPS]

Sonny's Healthy Salad Recipe:

Take a head of green lettuce, one whole tomato, and one cucumber, plus either fresh or high-quality store bought ranch dressing.

Top a thick, juicy barbecued hamburger with one slice of the lettuce, then throw the rest away, it's a useless food. Slice enough tomato to cover the burger, then throw that away too, all it will do is drip everywhere.

Place the cucumber in brine and leave it for awhile. Maybe by your next hamburger it will be a pickle. For this one, slice a pickle from a jar and put it on your hamburger. Put two slices of uncooked croutons, aka "bread," around the hamburger. Add french fries to plate and drizzle fat-free salt on them.

Finally, throw the ranch dressing away untouched, it's disgusting. It tastes like baby vomit.

Enjoy!

 

[blackleggings]

I don't like tomatoes.

 

[kbate]

Dressing from a bottle? Please.

I can't extract the fat from olive oil at home, at least without studying something I never thought about studying.

 

[CHNOPS]

They're optional.

 

[blackleggings]

And pickles. I don't like pickles either.