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angelicminx · Mar 22, 2005

dreampilot79 said:
we gotta be serious?

ok... 25... I quit havin b days at 25... just aniversaries... had 26 aniversaries of my 25th b day... so add it up...

looks down my pants and finds an outie

looks due north and finds lake michigan... due west finds Chicago... due south and finds Indianapolis.... looks east.. and finds... NOTHING OF INTEREST

ROFLMFAO

cantdog · Mar 22, 2005

My big Chicago friends came back to Nueva England. They did good in Chicagoland but I get to see them much more now.

dreampilot79 · Mar 22, 2005

OhMissScarlett said:
Sadly I'm not in the same state as Dreampilot79. It's the one pronounced "illannoys" if you're brilliant like the people who live here.

ahhhhhh.. a neighbor!!!!... and only the educated can so mangle the pronunciation!

BlackShanglan · Mar 22, 2005

Victorian / got one somwhere / north paddock.

Dar~ · Mar 22, 2005

BlackShanglan said:
Victorian / got one somwhere / north paddock.

How long have you been posting here with no one knowing who you are.

BTW did you get the story?

ElizabethWest · Mar 22, 2005

Dndjsp said:
How long have you been posting here with no one knowing who you are.

Prehistoric

Never

Bluegrass

cantdog · Mar 22, 2005

heart of a teenager (I got papers!) / want pussy / my own space

BlackShanglan · Mar 22, 2005

Dndjsp said:
How long have you been posting here with no one knowing who you are.

There are a few who know. 10 I think.

I just wish they'd tell me, damnit!

*peers mournfully down below to look for signs of gender*

Shanglan

OhMissScarlett · Mar 22, 2005

cantdog said:
heart of a teenager (I got papers!) / want pussy / my own space

heart of a teenager? If you have teenage stamina, I can hook you up with what you want.

oggbashan · Mar 22, 2005

Antediluvian

Do I remember what that was?

Bottom right corner of England in this incarnation. Remains of first incarnation somewhere in the Bekaa valley.

Liar · Mar 22, 2005

between immature and experienced / just between / between a rock and a hard place

NoJo · Mar 22, 2005

46
XYY
I'm talking downtown!

cantdog · Mar 23, 2005

OhMissScarlett said:
heart of a teenager? If you have teenage stamina, I can hook you up with what you want.

Cardio doc said it, it was last week. Heart disease all over my family, too, but I got a good one, probably from my grandfather's mom, Rennie. They said hers was "exceptionally strong, like a horse." Mine was "excellent; the heart of a teenager." Got to love that medical jargon. But I'm too attached. Married since 1972. Nice of you, though.

msboy8 · Mar 23, 2005

Age: younger than my tongue anf just a bit older than my teeth.

Sex: Yes, please.

Location: In Bed

doormouse · Mar 23, 2005

I am as old as time itself...my SeX is too much for most to endure and has resulted in many to be committed to InSaNe asylums...and my location? I'm sat in front of my computer FucKiN' myself into a —coMa— with a DiLdo...that answer your questions?

Shuts 'em up everytime

msboy8 · Mar 23, 2005

doormouse said:
I am as old as time itself...my SeX is too much for most to endure and has resulted in many to be committed to InSaNe asylums...and my location? I'm sat in front of my computer FucKiN' myself into a —coMa— with a DiLdo...that answer your questions?

Shuts 'em up everytime

\Good enough for me, may I give it a stroke? :kiss:

Rumple Foreskin · Mar 23, 2005

AGE: Older than dirt.

SEX: Bi-sexual. Half of my sex life is fantasy, the other half consists of lies.

LOCATION: The north bank of Kiowa Creek.

Rumple Foreskin

Guest · Mar 23, 2005

*Lessee ... ratio my age to US life expectancy for a male, proportion to 4.6 beeellion years for the age of the earth, compare to geologic time scale ...*

Ahem ...

A: Archean (that's the middle of the Precambrian, dammit)

S: Birthdays and holidays, for sure. Other than that, I don't remember, but I'm sure we had a good time.

L: At my computer in my den multi-tasking, doing taxes and posting on Lit. The taxes are winning, so fuck it. I'm going to stop and continue work on my porn story.

OhMissScarlett · Mar 23, 2005

cantdog said:
Cardio doc said it, it was last week. Heart disease all over my family, too, but I got a good one, probably from my grandfather's mom, Rennie. They said hers was "exceptionally strong, like a horse." Mine was "excellent; the heart of a teenager." Got to love that medical jargon. But I'm too attached. Married since 1972. Nice of you, though.

Great to hear that! Hey, you've been married longer than I've...uh, nevermind!

cantdog · Mar 23, 2005

May it happen to you. It's not all bad, and it's still cool bein' here.

OhMissScarlett · Mar 23, 2005

cantdog said:
May it happen to you. It's not all bad, and it's still cool bein' here.

Having been through my parents' collective seven marriages, I sort of decided to stay single and teach my kids the same. I love hearing marriage works for some people, makes me all warm and fuzzy.

minsue · Mar 23, 2005

BlackShanglan said:
/ got one somwhere /

Tease!

cheerful_deviant · Mar 23, 2005

A: Getting older by the minute

S: Not likely

L: The backside of beyond

BlackShanglan · Mar 23, 2005

minsue said:
Tease!

You love it

minsue · Mar 23, 2005

BlackShanglan said:
You love it

Teasing? You've no idea how much... :devil:

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