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[angelicminx]

we gotta be serious?

ok... 25... I quit havin b days at 25... just aniversaries... had 26 aniversaries of my 25th b day... so add it up...

looks down my pants and finds an outie

looks due north and finds lake michigan... due west finds Chicago... due south and finds Indianapolis.... looks east.. and finds... NOTHING OF INTEREST

ROFLMFAO

 

[cantdog]

My big Chicago friends came back to Nueva England. They did good in Chicagoland but I get to see them much more now.

 

[dreampilot79]

Sadly I'm not in the same state as Dreampilot79. It's the one pronounced "illannoys" if you're brilliant like the people who live here.

ahhhhhh.. a neighbor!!!!... and only the educated can so mangle the pronunciation!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Victorian / got one somwhere / north paddock.

 

[Dar~]

Victorian / got one somwhere / north paddock.

How long have you been posting here with no one knowing who you are.

BTW did you get the story?

 

[ElizabethWest]

How long have you been posting here with no one knowing who you are.

Prehistoric

Never

Bluegrass

 

[cantdog]

heart of a teenager (I got papers!) / want pussy / my own space

 

[BlackShanglan]

How long have you been posting here with no one knowing who you are.

There are a few who know. 10 I think.

I just wish they'd tell me, damnit!

*peers mournfully down below to look for signs of gender*

Shanglan

 

[OhMissScarlett]

heart of a teenager (I got papers!) / want pussy / my own space

heart of a teenager? If you have teenage stamina, I can hook you up with what you want.

 

[oggbashan]

Antediluvian

Do I remember what that was?

Bottom right corner of England in this incarnation. Remains of first incarnation somewhere in the Bekaa valley.

 

[Liar]

between immature and experienced / just between / between a rock and a hard place

 

[NoJo]

46
XYY
I'm talking downtown!

 

[cantdog]

heart of a teenager? If you have teenage stamina, I can hook you up with what you want.

Cardio doc said it, it was last week. Heart disease all over my family, too, but I got a good one, probably from my grandfather's mom, Rennie. They said hers was "exceptionally strong, like a horse." Mine was "excellent; the heart of a teenager." Got to love that medical jargon. But I'm too attached. Married since 1972. Nice of you, though.

 

[msboy8]

Age: younger than my tongue anf just a bit older than my teeth.

Sex: Yes, please.

Location: In Bed

 

[doormouse]

I am as old as time itself...my SeX is too much for most to endure and has resulted in many to be committed to InSaNe asylums...and my location? I'm sat in front of my computer FucKiN' myself into a —coMa— with a DiLdo...that answer your questions?


Shuts 'em up everytime

 

[msboy8]

I am as old as time itself...my SeX is too much for most to endure and has resulted in many to be committed to InSaNe asylums...and my location? I'm sat in front of my computer FucKiN' myself into a —coMa— with a DiLdo...that answer your questions?


Shuts 'em up everytime

\Good enough for me, may I give it a stroke?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

AGE: Older than dirt.

SEX: Bi-sexual. Half of my sex life is fantasy, the other half consists of lies.

LOCATION: The north bank of Kiowa Creek.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

*Lessee ... ratio my age to US life expectancy for a male, proportion to 4.6 beeellion years for the age of the earth, compare to geologic time scale ...*

Ahem ...

A: Archean (that's the middle of the Precambrian, dammit)

S: Birthdays and holidays, for sure. Other than that, I don't remember, but I'm sure we had a good time.

L: At my computer in my den multi-tasking, doing taxes and posting on Lit. The taxes are winning, so fuck it. I'm going to stop and continue work on my porn story.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Cardio doc said it, it was last week. Heart disease all over my family, too, but I got a good one, probably from my grandfather's mom, Rennie. They said hers was "exceptionally strong, like a horse." Mine was "excellent; the heart of a teenager." Got to love that medical jargon. But I'm too attached. Married since 1972. Nice of you, though.

Great to hear that! Hey, you've been married longer than I've...uh, nevermind!

 

[cantdog]

May it happen to you. It's not all bad, and it's still cool bein' here.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

May it happen to you. It's not all bad, and it's still cool bein' here.

Having been through my parents' collective seven marriages, I sort of decided to stay single and teach my kids the same. I love hearing marriage works for some people, makes me all warm and fuzzy.

 

[minsue]

/ got one somwhere /

Tease!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

A: Getting older by the minute

S: Not likely

L: The backside of beyond

 

[BlackShanglan]

Tease!

You love it

 

[minsue]

You love it

Teasing? You've no idea how much...