A Redhead Joke

[Isolde]

A Redhead Joke

A red head goes for a drive in the country and she has to stop as there is a
farmer who is moving his sheep from one pasture to another across the road.
She rolls down the window and says to the farmer, "If I can tell you the exact
number of sheep that you have, can I keep one?"

The farmer figuring that a city girl would never be able to agreed.

The red head guesses the number and is 100% correct. I mean not off by one sheep.

The farmer is an honest man and tells her that she did guess the right number.

She gets out of her car, selects her animal and puts it in the car. Just before
she drives away, the farmer asked her a question. "If I can tell you the real color
of your hair can I have my dog back?

 

[Valdimer]

lmao

Hidden in disguise, lmao.

 

[Starfish]

That is fucking hilarious.


I am laughing so hard, that I might just piss myself.

 

[Renegade]

LOL That was actualy pretty good.

 

[Starfish]

Ren, Like her other jokes aren't pretty good? You may need to block your balls in a second.

 

[Renegade]

No worries.

I've got a cup on. Never go to Lit without it. Not with all these ballbusters around here. lol

 

[Starfish]

No shit, and it's good that you can remove it if you need to, unlike lav's chastity belt idea.

 

[willywanker]

LMAO, great one Isolde. As always. Copying it to send to my friends.

 

[Isolde]

Thanks, guys and gals..

I am glad you enjoyed it. I have to have something to do with all these joke threads I keep subscribing to. I tell you, its a sickness!!

And Ren, no worries...I love ya anyway.