A rambling thread.

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I'll start with some rambling of my own.


You know the part in Ace Ventura where Ace realizes that Einhorn is a tranny? Personally, I thought kissing Sean Young would have been nice. I don't do fan fic, but if I did, that might be a scene worth adding. A grudge fuck between Ace and Einhorn, with her screaming "laces out" the whole damn time before they cart her off to jail. Maybe some conjugal visits later.

 

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I'll start with some rambling of my own.


You know the part in Ace Ventura where Ace realizes that Einhorn is a tranny? Personally, I thought kissing Sean Young would have been nice. I don't do fan fic, but if I did, that might be a scene worth adding. A grudge fuck between Ace and Einhorn, with her screaming "laces out" the whole damn time before they cart her off to jail. Maybe some conjugal visits later.

And Einhorn and Dan Marino, and Einhorn and Ton LOc and Einhorn and the Dolphin and etc...

Sean Young was pretty hot back around then. Not smoking hot, but very attractive.

There was another actress around that time that used to do it for me. Sherilyn Fenn

 

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And Einhorn and Dan Marino, and Einhorn and Ton LOc and Einhorn and the Dolphin and etc...

Sean Young was pretty hot back around then. Not smoking hot, but very attractive.

There was another actress around that time that used to do it for me. Sherilyn Fenn

Well, if Roger Podacter died not to keep her secret, but because he panicked and tried to kill her, that would be a twist. Then she wouldn't have to go to jail. She would just have to do "community service" to the Miami Dolphins (and Ace and Courteney Cox's character) for stealing the dolphin. Maybe a nice MFF threesome later with a little something extra.

Yeah, Sherilyn Fenn is another babe. Never got around to seeing "Boxing Helena", but I can see why Julian Sands would be tempted. Amputation and abduction are a bit extreme, though.

 

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I know that I quit drinking a few years ago, but damn, I could use a stiff one right now.

 

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Some people are such pricks. Trolls are the worst. Grrrrr...


People talk about trolls in Loving Wives, but they seem to inhabit other categories as well. Interracial Love is another example.