A Radical Sabbatical Idea

[Guest]

Ok, ya'll have left out the most important figure.....

I'll be the lawyer that prevents or argues against any lawsuits brought against the island. Just give me a couple years to get through law school first.

I also braid a mean hemp necklace.

OK, at first I bristled. I mean A LAWYER IN PARADISE! Must admit, that's sort of like a virgin working in a brothel.

But you are right, we will need representation in the outside world.

But on our island, I suggest another way of resolving conflicts. Having the female champion of one side mud wrestle the female champion of theother side seems more attune to our community.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

OK, at first I bristled. I mean A LAWYER IN PARADISE! Must admit, that's sort of like a virgin working in a brothel.

But you are right, we will need representation in the outside world.

But on our island, I suggest another way of resolving conflicts. Having the female champion of one side mud wrestle the female champion of theother side seems more attune to our community.

part-time lawyer that plans on spending the rest of her time with the beautiful resident vampire/comedian....not just a normal everyday lawyer thank you.

very good thinking babe.....verrrry good thinking.

 

[Black Tulip]

wellllll... i dunno... my brain's in figi as we speak. gatta love that tropical climate and....the trees... something tells me our hemp harvest would suffer in the desert.
the more i think on it, the more im certain that an island in figi would be perfection personified. we could harness the water for hydropower, the wind as well and if we over-produce we could sell the extra... yes, sounds like a fine idea ....

I'll bring some windmills for electricity and in the tropics we can use suncells (?) too. You know, the solar thingies up on the roof.



I can do crochet and sewing clothes as well. Shhh

 

[doormouse]

Now...to raise the money...

even if everyone else isn't, i'm taking this deadly seriously...

I can charge literoticans ten bucks a blow job. I'm sure my jaw can hold out for at least ten a day



resident cocksucker at your service

 

[Guest]

I can charge literoticans ten bucks a blow job. I'm sure my jaw can hold out for at least ten a day



resident cocksucker at your service

Damn wide pacific ocean.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

While I tend to concentrate to the currency, make that spiritual, side of things, I would humble advise against picking a desert island. With our luck, oil would be discovered and the place would become infested with my fellow Texans.

And Sister SIMA, don't be so hard on we poor brothers. After all, it was MOTHER Nature, in her infinite sense of humor, who made us this way.

Now who was it said they needed some chastisement?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin

 

[lucky-E-leven]

What would you offer to do? What would you abhorr doing? Who would you nominate to do certain jobs?

My contributions will be:

1) Keeping the extremely sexy Earth Mother well satisfied at home so that she never becomes a tyrant. (You may all thank me later.)

2) Motorcycle riding lessons.

3) Overseeing the Litopia race track.

4) Photography duties so that we may document the first perfect society as well as the first such collection of gorgeous minded porn writers.

5) Editor in Chief of new stories. Rumple, I'll need your assistance here please.

6) Chairperson of the huge Fat Tuesday celebration we'll have every year. You bring the beads, I'll make sure there are tits present.

7) The town listener. (I'm tighter than Fort Knox when it comes to secrets.)

8) Judge (of all wet t-shirt contests and mud wrestling matches, of course.)

9) Swimming instructor & Lifeguard (really pulling for the island locale)

10) Hitwoman for hire...available for hire only where outsiders that interfere are concerned.

Things I won't do:

1) Garbage or Bathrooms

I nominate:

1) Cloudy and Dran: Contract our builders to design and construct a massive stable and riding ring. Amass several horses of all kinds. Plot out romantic riding trails, race courses and beach walks.

2) Belegon: A Litopia newspaper with a sports (sex events, of course) column and your very own Poetry column. I think Imp needs one too, but you're the boss.

3) Matriarch: Community shoulder to cry on and tea-maker. You should also start a radio station for us. (I love your voice.)

4) Lew & Lou: Please design a dungeon and organize a monthly Litopia munch, if you would. (I wanna be in on the planning, if you don't mind.)

5) Perdita & Liar: Organize an amphitheater and productions. Classical readings, musical performances, plays, operas, the works.

6) Abs: Comedy corner at whatever bar you set up.

7) RGraham, Gauche, Cantdog, LC: Philosophy discussions to be held on our radio station KSEX, our newspaper The Perspirer and for public panel discussions in the amphitheater.

8) Minsue: A coffee shop, please. I recommend calling it The Daily Grind This many writers/insomniacs calls for some serious caffeine.

9) Charley: Wildlife reserve.

...I have more, but it's supper time and even paradise will wait a moment for coconut shrimp. *drool*


~lucky

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: A Radical Sabbatical Idea

 

[gotwood49]

I can charge literoticans ten bucks a blow job. I'm sure my jaw can hold out for at least ten a day

(...hey, I just found $10.00 in an old pair of jeans!)

Doormouse, can you please put me on your list? lol

I'm thinking that Fiji may be just a bit too much on the tourist's map, but if like Logophile says, get an island near enough to sail the trash there, and then Vella can get in a visit or two.

Here in Florida, mud wrestling has given way to cole-slaw wrestling, so we'll have to get some cabbage planted quickly!

...consider it...

 

[~photoguy~]

Mouse ... Ive got $50 can i pre-pay the next 5 BJ's ??

 

[logophile]

Mouse ... Ive got $50 can i pre-pay the next 5 BJ's ??

Perhaps a discount when you bulk buy like that. I don't know, works at Sam's Club...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Perhaps a discount when you bulk buy like that. I don't know, works at Sam's Club...

Okay, if Walmart gets into discount prostitution, I'm blowing some stuff up.

 

[Black Tulip]

Don't you guys want me to join?

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Don't you guys want me to join?

Yes someone needs to tend to the weed s.

Hey, blackmailing politicians, robbing moralists, and selling porn will only keep us in business for so long. We need to expand into all the markets of sin.

-Luc, the new professor of Sinotology at the newly opened Litopia Community College (so lib that clothing is not only optional, but prohibited)

 

[Guest]

sssscccccrrreeeeettttcccchhhhh.....
thats the sound of brakes. people, there will be no money to buy sex with.... itll all be a less tangible thing, based on the barter system. if Ted wants mouse to blow him, then maybe he could barter something like house cleaning or sumphin... we will have no cash between us...

remember? money is the root of all evil and while we are basically evil, the money we use will only be to support ourselves with provisions we buy from the main land.

 

[Honey123]

I wasn't on Lucky's list...

 

[Guest]

I wasn't on Lucky's list...

baby, no worries.. we have special use for you
cant tell you or it would
a) scare you off
b)work you up
either way, you are an integral part of litopia life!

now, bend ovah! *kidding, kinda*

 

[Honey123]

baby, no worries.. we have special use for you
cant tell you or it would
a) scare you off
b)work you up
either way, you are an integral part of litopia life!

now, bend ovah! *kidding, kinda*

Not much scares me...so...carry on!

which way do you want me to bend (I'm quite flexible)

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: A Radical Sabbatical Idea

I nominate:

...

4) Lew & Lou: Please design a dungeon and organize a monthly Litopia munch, if you would. (I wanna be in on the planning, if you don't mind.)

...

~lucky

Consider it done.

I'm drawing up the plans as we speak. I'll run it all past Lew later, as he's being Santa today.

Your entire post was brilliant, Lucky. PMSL at your nomination for Charley.

Lou

 

[Guest]

I plan to buy a seaplane to shuttle citizens's back and forth to the mainland International Airport. I'll take flying lessons by correspondent course.

Who wants to go up with me first?

http://www.menet.umn.edu/~mlr/pix-html/Pix/US/Seaplanes/pbb1_1.jpg

Are we ever going to vote people off the island?

 

[Guest]

I plan to buy a seaplane to shuttle citizens's back and forth to the mainland International Airport. I'll take flying lessons by correspondent course.

Who wants to go up with me first?

http://www.menet.umn.edu/~mlr/pix-html/Pix/US/Seaplanes/pbb1_1.jpg

Are we ever going to vote people off the island?

sign me up, i like to live dangerously...

voting off? no, this is utopia. people who dont have sex might be flogged but not voted off...

 

[Guest]

 

[Belegon]

I wasn't on Lucky's list...

She missed you because you were still under the desk with your mouth full...

 

[Honey123]

She missed you because you were still under the desk with your mouth full...

BRAT!!! You promised you wouldn't tell!!!!

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

I didn't make it on the list either.