Mr. Doom's stance on matters grammatical
Was deplored by many as quite fanatical.
"Ignorant use of quotations
Leads to writerly degradations!"
His voice shook in a manner most dramatical.
Mr. Doom, so sagacious and wise,
Shouted, "Grammar, my friends, is the prize!"
But the cashier at the line,
Said, "I heard you just fine.
"Would you like your cheeseburger with fries?"
