Hypoxia
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I guess the big question is, can disparate mythical creatures be treated with any consistency legally, or is each a special case? And are mythical creatures bound by human laws? How do you serve a warrant on a fruminous bandersnatch? How can you tell you got the right one?or San Francisco.
I've been to both. They're weirder in Manhattan.
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2. Pecos Bill: US Citizen
Do you have a birth certificate? He might be Canadian.
wouldn't necessarily have one back then, according to Halifax Fred.
Still an illegal. Get the deportation bus.
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3. Jesus: illegal alien but eligible for cancellation of removal and asylum as a member of a group persecuted by a government on the basis of religion.
The Church blames persecutions on a suppressed religion, not a gov't.
it was enough for asylum that the Roman government allowed the Jewish client state to persecute Him
Palestine was a Sabatean state run by the non-Jewish Herod clan, the richest family in the Roman Empire. And I'm talking of Baby Jesus, the immortal infant, as in, May the Baby Jesus Shut Your Mouth and Open Your Mind.
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5. Mickey Mouse: property of the Walt Disney Company.
What rights have an inhuman corporation and its minions?
right to own intellectual property, of which the mouse would be, as an avatar. alternately, the right to own any animal legal to possess, such as Mus musculus
The material corpus delecti of Mickey would assert self-ownership but might be bound by contract.
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8. Dracula: deportable as a war criminal or for having persecuted others.
Statute of limitations.
the statute would bar trial as a war criminal, but not his deportation.
For all we know, Vlad Dracul is in USA on a Romanian diplomatic passport. He's clever like that.
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10. All others: to be shot on sight / shot trying to escape.
That's the right-winger's excuse.
that's not an excuse, its a solution.
Again, be careful when shooting at mythical creatures. Do not annoy the basilisk.