Fata Morgana
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You had to fucking ruin it didn't you.
A question for the ladies
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You had to fucking ruin it didn't you.
girlsmiley
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Ew, no!
I've actually crashed a car into a fence avoiding a hedgehog.
I was young.
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=53644675&postcount=64
Fata Morgana
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Where did longlivepussy go?
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I'm that paranoid I brake for leaves.
Recidiva
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Well, yeah, that's kinda what I do.
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When I moved to Tassie 12 years ago, I was horrified to see all the roadkill. It was everywhere.
I did my utmost to avoid adding to the slaughter.
Then I hit a wombat.
Now I drive an older model car that is made out of good old steel instead of plastic and paper-thin tin, and I never swerve or brake for anything smaller than a cow.
I did my utmost to avoid adding to the slaughter.
Then I hit a wombat.
Now I drive an older model car that is made out of good old steel instead of plastic and paper-thin tin, and I never swerve or brake for anything smaller than a cow.
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ok, i proper laughed. out loud, even.
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Just because your pussy is long-living, it doesn't mean you don't need to wash it.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/7e837d51521f31d3d43f453d688c74a7/tumblr_n1c3poH4Iv1ru72puo1_r1_400.gif
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I try to avoid further flattening of roadkill whenever possible. I know in my logical mind that I can't, but I imagine that I can hear the bones crunching... I could throw up if I thought about it long enough. In fact, one time when I was a kid I had to puke into an empty Mickey D's bag because my mom ran over a freshly-hit cat.
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lol.. You're a nut.
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That seriously looks like Phil.
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Seven bells? Are those like ben-wa balls? Or some sort of bead set up?
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He looks exactly the way I pictured him.
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No, but I know a girl that used to count the number of sighted kills on the road for yearly totals.
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That's kind of mean to Killy.
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I'm a cruel hearted bitch without remorse.
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I was not asking if you get off on road kill .
I was asking if a females vagina lips " wiggle " from the bumps . The car tire is connected to the car . The car is connected to the seat . The seat is connected to the female's vagina . When something is run over by a females car tires can she feel it get crush through her vagina " Thump " " Thump "
I was asking if a females vagina lips " wiggle " from the bumps . The car tire is connected to the car . The car is connected to the seat . The seat is connected to the female's vagina . When something is run over by a females car tires can she feel it get crush through her vagina " Thump " " Thump "
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Oh - I felt the wombat.....
The entire car lifted two feet into the air before crashing back to the road minus radiator and air conditioner compressor.
Wasn't just felt in my pussy either! My entire pelvic region puckered up and tried to hide behind my lungs!
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