A Proclamation

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

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Who's bush???

How the heck would I know??? It was his posting............

-kym- not mine

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

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How the heck would I know??? It was his posting............

-kym- not mine

What! not your bush Kym, must be Vinde's then

 

[Vinde]

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What! not your bush Kym, must be Vinde's then

Only problem is Vinde doesn't really have a bush so to speak.

 

[starkpic]

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Only problem is Vinde doesn't really have a bush so to speak.

No matter, young lady! I'll be beatin' well behind the bush with the long handled brush you so kindly offered. I cannot wait to see the goose-pimply flesh when your naked entirety meets the icy water but, not to worry, the spankin'll soon warm thee up again and the sackin' stolen from Bachlum's bedroom floor'll soon get ye dry missie Vinde.

Mistress Kymmie Your statements have not gone unnoticed on this and on other threads!

Sir Bachlum, same applies to thee plus 'alright I'll sort something out'!

 

[Vinde]

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No matter, young lady! I'll be beatin' well behind the bush with the long handled brush you so kindly offered. I cannot wait to see the goose-pimply flesh when your naked entirety meets the icy water but, not to worry, the spankin'll soon warm thee up again and the sackin' stolen from Bachlum's bedroom floor'll soon get ye dry missie Vinde.

Mistress Kymmie Your statements have not gone unnoticed on this and on other threads!

Sir Bachlum, same applies to thee plus 'alright I'll sort something out'!

Here i thought you were being a gentleman and offering me a hot bath. Besides that i don't need a cold bath it sounds like you do.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

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Only problem is Vinde doesn't really have a bush so to speak.

Ah yes I ........... er ok

 

[Vinde]

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Ah yes I ........... er ok

What happened, did i get you tongue tied?

 

[starkpic]

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What happened, did i get you tongue tied?

Tis thy tongue, young woman, that be gettin' thee tied; and shackled toboot!

 

[Vinde]

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Tis thy tongue, young woman, that be gettin' thee tied; and shackled toboot!

If you do that how will you be able to hear my commentary on your performance.

 

[starkpic]

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If you do that how will you be able to hear my commentary on your performance.

By your wrigglin' and supressed squeals as I hog tie ye and thrash thy naked buttocks, young Vinde! rose: )

 

[Vinde]

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By your wrigglin' and supressed squeals as I hog tie ye and thrash thy naked buttocks, young Vinde! rose: )

Two months later and this is the response you come up with.
Reading it again, hmmm i might like that.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

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Two months later and this is the response you come up with.
Reading it again, hmmm i might like that.

I think he's slowing down in his age, Vinde. I hope your not holding your breath waiting for him to reply to this posting!

Hiya Starky!

-kym- Cheeky SuperWench! (its true, I have the t-shirt that states it! Well the Super part anyway)

 

[Vinde]

Yeah that must be true, life catching up with him and all. I'm not holding my breath don't worry.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Hello girls I trust you are both well, I see Stark drags his sorry old arse out occasionally, both of you looking fine I see

 

[Vinde]

Hello girls I trust you are both well, I see Stark drags his sorry old arse out occasionally, both of you looking fine I see

Bachlum, what a nice surprise. It's good to see you too. Yeah Stark shows his face once in awhile, usually it seems when no one is around to see him.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Hello girls I trust you are both well, I see Stark drags his sorry old arse out occasionally, both of you looking fine I see

Greetings my dear! Its been far too long since we've heard from your quarter Bachlum! I hope all is well with you and your world.
I reckon our mate Starky is busy haulin' his wenches 'round in his truck or something like that. Certainly miss those times when we bantered to and fro. I s'pose its all a part of life, but still, its the "little" things that I miss. Such as Starky threatening us, or you and he trading barbs. >>sigh<< Ahhhhh....... the good old days.....

Vinde, I'm pleased to know that you're not turning blue waiting for Starkums to return to Lit. This could take a while.

-kym- reminiscing

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Hello?? Are ye out there Bachlum??

I wanted to call out to you Bachlum but I don't know where you've gone
No posts since February and I can't believe that its been that long!

I'm hoping you'll see this and return again to play
You're fun to post with and always had lots to say

Starkie has returned and how fun it would be
to once again have your post for all to see

The quarrelin and fussin ya'll do to and fro
I've really missed that, don't cha know?

Say that you'll return and make this all right
You can even return if its late at night!

Just post once again and pick up the banter baton
Its your turn and I hope we won't have to wait long!
See you soon Bachlum????

~kym~ Looking around for Vinde too

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

A new name kymmie have you? Very nice too. Stark where are you?

 

[starkpic]

throw me a porkupine

A new name kymmie have you? Very nice too. Stark where are you?

"New name, Kymmie......Very nice too..."
Gordon Bennetito! Have ye ever heard the like!
Mind... this is how he starts. All compliments and roses; chocolatie words disguisin' his grim intent. His plunderous nature hidden behind flowery vocals which, sadly, are so often enough to clutter the mind of the naive female and befuddle her inherent vanity. Such is his ploy, ladies pray be warned.

 

[starkpic]

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Two months later and this is the response you come up with.
Reading it again, hmmm i might like that.

Three months later and I've been a'practisin' young Vinde!!!


I trust you are well mi'lady o'the night

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

A new name kymmie have you? Very nice too. Stark where are you?

Yes my dear Bachlum, its a brand spankin' new name. I'm 'fraid that I no longer am the possesion of anyone. I'm a free woman! Well.... free except in my cat's viewpoint.
So wonderful to see you again my dear, hope all is well in your slice o' paradise.
Will we be hearing from you more now? Or.. is this just a passing fancy?

~kym~ still cheeky

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Sorry to hear that kymmie I hope you are well duck? I may put my boat once again on the forum

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

No need to be overly sorry Bachlum, there is a season for everything and our season was over. Simple. I won't say that I'm over the loss, but quite frankly my dear.............. I do give a damn about what heppens to him. I just don't wish to be a part of his life any longer. I hope that doesn't sound too callous, but he and I aren't suited for one another. We both realized that when I was there last month. Sadly...... we parted on bad terms and I don't know how to contact him to say I'm sorry for the way things turned out. I harbour no grudges, and to be honest.. I'd do it all over again for the experiences I had. Which were fantastic; in and out of the bedroom!
So there you are my dear... the sordid story. *L*

I'd like to see you trolling your boat in these forums again; or would that be bait? Having you and Starkie back would make me visit Lit more than I do. Exchanging barbs with such refined and outstanding gentlemen as yourself would be Brilliant!

Thank you for responding Bachlum I was wondering if all was well.

~kym~ in the company of cyber gentlemen

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Ah ok kym and I should say its cockney rhyming slang I forget sometimes ........ boat = boat race = face sad but there you are I am usually in the lit chat room as it happens

 

[starkpic]

typi..bloody...cal!

Not a word o' greetin' from any on this thread and i cannay find the old threads we used to frequent e.g. older men bein' best, cheeksome trollopes and americanno women not bein' so brave etcetera, etcetera.
Anyway, I have a shipment of female flesh comin' in from the Antipodean colonies! Well, one, for the moment. I'll just have to see how she copes with the chores here in my castle.

All is not yet lost and the Floridyllic Fleur is only a mere half brick's throw away on a clear day.