A Proclamation

starkpic · May 12, 2003

Native Alien said:
Ummm...Starkpic, me thinks that you have that wrong. I am used to having men kneeling at my feet, while they beg.

Mi' sweet lady :rose:

it would seem hast been livin' in a deam world, a'wearin' them rosy coloured spectaticules!

Whhhhackkkkkk.......whaaaackkkkkkk....wwwhaaackkkkkk
across the cheeks of your fine buttocks as hard as hard can be!

Native Alien · May 12, 2003

Slides easily out of the way, and giggles at the sight of Starkpic, hitting nothing but air.

Vinde · May 12, 2003

Bachlum Chaam said:
That would have been just for starters my lovely,but that will be for another day

Pray tell what we will do to fill up the other days then sir. :rose:

Bachlum Chaam · May 12, 2003

Vinde said:
Pray tell what we will do to fill up the other days then sir.

The starters would have been merely foreplay my lady

Vinde · May 12, 2003

Bachlum Chaam said:
The starters would have been merely foreplay my lady

I like foreplay

Bachlum Chaam · May 12, 2003

Vinde said:
I like foreplay

Would that be long and tender foreplay my lady ?

Vinde · May 12, 2003

Bachlum Chaam said:
Would that be long and tender foreplay my lady ?

That's the only kind there is for me.

Bachlum Chaam · May 13, 2003

Vinde said:
That's the only kind there is for me.

Then it appears you are perfect for me my lady :heart:

Vinde · May 15, 2003

Bachlum Chaam said:
Then it appears you are perfect for me my lady

Perfect huh? That is a pretty big assumption

. Tell me besides the foreplay what else makes me perfect for you?

starkpic · May 15, 2003

Vinde said:
Perfect huh? That is a pretty big assumption . Tell me besides the foreplay what else makes me perfect for you?

Forgive my intrusion, dear lady Vinde :rose:

but I would imagine your buttocks to be high on anyone's list. Very strokeable, kissable, photographable, respectable yet punishable.

Bachlum Chaam · May 15, 2003

Vinde said:
Perfect huh? That is a pretty big assumption . Tell me besides the foreplay what else makes me perfect for you?

The demeanor for starters the correct amount of shyness my lady,bright,witty and with enough of a bitchiness to entice

Bachlum Chaam · May 16, 2003

Oh and the perfect shaped arse

Native Alien · May 16, 2003

Vinde and BC, you two are an inspiration.

Vinde · May 16, 2003

starkpic said:
Forgive my intrusion, dear lady Vinde but I would imagine your buttocks to be high on anyone's list. Very strokeable, kissable, photographable, respectable yet punishable.

Yes the buttocks in the av maybe all of those things. Now mine in rl are another story, photagraphable... probably not, punishable .....maybe.

Vinde · May 16, 2003

Bachlum Chaam said:
Oh and the perfect shaped arse

You and Stark sir are perhaps two of the biggest ass men i know.

So the perfect amount of shyness and wit, but not so shy to be bitchy...........yeah that about sums me up. At least until i get past the shyness and then i'm nothing but bitchy (and self deprecating

, it's my turn again).
Oh and don't forget about the fact that you make me melt.

Bachlum Chaam · May 16, 2003

Vinde said:
You and Stark sir are perhaps two of the biggest ass men i know.

So the perfect amount of shyness and wit, but not so shy to be bitchy...........yeah that about sums me up. At least until i get past the shyness and then i'm nothing but bitchy (and self deprecating , it's my turn again).
Oh and don't forget about the fact that you make me melt.

Without a doubt its a gift I have my lady,the thing is you make my heart pound and blood sing,you are my inspiration(mushy enough)?

Vinde · May 16, 2003

Yes indeed mushy enough, you have been listening to me. Where has all this mushiness come from though? What have i done to deserve this? :rose:

Bachlum Chaam · May 16, 2003

Vinde said:
Yes indeed mushy enough, you have been listening to me. Where has all this mushiness come from though? What have i done to deserve this?

Steady I,m not chasing you all over the playground being mushy,don,t be greedy

Native Alien · May 16, 2003

Vinde just accept his mushiness for the way it is given my friend.

Bachlum Chaam · May 16, 2003

Native Alien said:
Vinde just accept his mushiness for the way it is given my friend.

Stylishly huh?

Vinde · May 17, 2003

Native Alien said:
Vinde just accept his mushiness for the way it is given my friend.

I must apologize then to my sweet BC. I wasn;t being greedy just not used to all the attention. :kiss:

Bachlum Chaam · May 17, 2003

Vinde said:
I must apologize then to my sweet BC. I wasn;t being greedy just not used to all the attention.

WHAT!!!!!! I always pay you lots of attention,ungratefull hussy

starkpic · May 17, 2003

Nesbaldicly.

Bachlum Chaam said:
WHAT!!!!!! I always pay you lots of attention,ungratefull hussy

I'll vouch for that!

(Good Day, Lady Vindegar! :rose:

)

Be wary, dear Bachlum, for bein' too mushy can lead to disaster; you need only look at my attempts with the buxomic Apache squaw lady :rose:

She did nowt but abuse the very spirit o' mi'words!

'Say lar vee' as we Uropeans say.

Native Alien · May 17, 2003

I did not abuse anything Starkpic, it is you who are constantly trying to abuse my ass.

Bachlum Chaam · May 17, 2003

Native Alien said:
I did not abuse anything Starkpic, it is you who are constantly trying to abuse my ass.

He is like that my lady hahahaha.........

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