A Proclamation

Bachlum Chaam

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Ladies and Gentlemen,I would just like to say I have been honoured with the best compliment I have ever had.

It was!" you make me melt"

Now may I say at this moment in time I feel like a dog with two dicks:D Sitting here with the biggest and dopiest grin ever
sorry to waste forum room with it but I needed to
Bachlum Chaam
 
Bachlum Chaam said:
Ladies and Gentlemen,I would just like to say I have been honoured with the best compliment I have ever had.

It was!" you make me melt"

Now may I say at this moment in time I feel like a dog with two dicks:D Sitting here with the biggest and dopiest grin ever
sorry to waste forum room with it but I needed to
Bachlum Chaam

Just like an ice cream cone on a hot day sweetie.
Better lick me before i melt all over you:D
 
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Vinde said:
Just like an ice cream cone on a hot day sweetie.
Better lick me before i melt all over you:D

My lady nothing would make me happier in the world,would be my honour:rose:
 
So when you lick your ice cream, do you start licking at the bottom and move your way up, or do you do it the other way and work down.
 
Vinde said:
So when you lick your ice cream, do you start licking at the bottom and move your way up, or do you do it the other way and work down.

Always the top my lady the curly bit at the top is always that which leads you on to the heart of the cone,and the tastiest morsel
To you my lady :heart:
 
Oops! forgive the intrusion, but I just couldn't resist peeking in an waving at one of my favorite lit men.

*waves at BC*

Hey ya...
 
Native Alien said:
Oops! forgive the intrusion, but I just couldn't resist peeking in an waving at one of my favorite lit men.

*waves at BC*

Hey ya...
Hey Native
I don't think we've met yet and i don't think BC will mind you dropping in.
 
Bachlum Chaam said:
Always the top my lady the curly bit at the top is always that which leads you on to the heart of the cone,and the tastiest morsel
To you my lady :heart:
Well sir, I think you have already reached my heart.
:kiss: :rose:
 
Native Alien said:
Oops! forgive the intrusion, but I just couldn't resist peeking in an waving at one of my favorite lit men.

*waves at BC*

Hey ya...

Of course you are always welcome Lynn tis always a pleasure
 
hello Vinde, and good to meet cha.

Good day to you both and thank you both for the very warmest of welcomes. I am working on getting things done for midterms so tis a long night spent alone with nothing but the text books for now.

Oh and did I mention the coffee? lol. I will be a caffeined idiot by the time 10:30 a.m. gets here, so just look for the one bouncing off the wall. lol
 
Vinde said:
Well sir, I think you have already reached my heart.
:kiss: :rose:

I must say right this moment I would dearly love your heart in my left whilst pressed up behind you,now that is a powerfull image:heart:
 
A very seductive image that is.
Have a good morning my lord BC.:kiss: :heart:
 
Well of course I dreamt of you. You are the one that occupies my mind most of the time. Now the question was what kind of dreams were they. Nightmares?.....no you could never give my nightmares, mmmmm I have had dreams where someone has been chasing me could that have been you.
Now wet dreams possibly after reading your post in the fantasy thread.:D
 
Ahh mayhap you are correct,I can surely picture myself chasing you my lady,pray tell what happened when I caught you perchance we can share notes?
yours Bachlum Chaam:heart:
 
Hmmm that's the problem. The dream starts to get a little fuzzy there. Not really sure how it ends yet. But i believe it must end well for i always wake up breathing heavily, sweating and sated. Any ideas what this means?
:kiss: :heart: :kiss:
 
"Mayhap not fuzzy but you being coy my lady,tis no surprise that you are blushing,particularly after I caught you when your drawers slipped around you ankles leaving you with your bare arse sticking in the air"
 
get out my ice cream van!!!

Bachlum Chaam said:
"Mayhap not fuzzy but you being coy my lady,tis no surprise that you are blushing,particularly after I caught you when your drawers slipped around you ankles leaving you with your bare arse sticking in the air"


Oi! What's goin' on!:mad: Ye canna be doin' that in my ice cream van! Get out with your fornicatory frolics, you wicked pair!!!

Native Alien! Did thee know of this carry-on!!!:mad:
 
Re: get out my ice cream van!!!

starkpic said:
Oi! What's goin' on!:mad: Ye canna be doin' that in my ice cream van! Get out with your fornicatory frolics, you wicked pair!!!

Native Alien! Did thee know of this carry-on!!!:mad:

Nothing quite like some rumpy pumpy in an ice cream van Stark.Mayhap you should try it sometime :D
 
Yes, but we had better watch out that we don't melt all the ice cream. For that would be a big sticky mess all over our bodies and no way to get it off and..................................................



Hang on a minute i need to go and dream again.:D
 
Vinde said:
Yes, but we had better watch out that we don't melt all the ice cream. For that would be a big sticky mess all over our bodies and no way to get it off and..................................................



Hang on a minute i need to go and dream again.:D


Is nowhere sacred to you young folks, these days??!!!

Whhhhaaaackkkkkk.......whhhhhhaaackkkkk.....whackkkkkkk... around Vinde's:rose: rotund but firm, naked and nubile young buttocks.:)
 
Vinde said:
Yes, but we had better watch out that we don't melt all the ice cream. For that would be a big sticky mess all over our bodies and no way to get it off and..................................................



Hang on a minute i need to go and dream again.:D

I can lick the ice cream from you my lady in the interest of hygiene
 
Oh starkie dear, of course I knew this was going on. Now come here and let me show ya what a popicle is really for.....
 
Native Alien said:
Oh starkie dear, of course I knew this was going on. Now come here and let me show ya what a popicle is really for.....

My dearest Native:rose: 'Tis the truth, in reality, I know not what can be :confused: However, there is something about thy offer that makes me a trifle wary:confused:
 
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