A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[twelveoone]

Thanks Butters. This place does it's bit to keep me sane, so I'll just keep rambling on until y'all cry Uncle

Quick Trix, a trick question.
The bar stool next to you is empty. Who of Literotica's famous or lamest which ever the case may be, would you like to sit there and what would the conversation be?
'twould be butters, twouldn'tit speakin' of misogyny?
Tsotha with a top hat and cane?
'twouldn;tit be the number guy, the Greater Dane
the Thane of Corregidor, O happy island in the sun

..I shall take me leave, I espied
Annie's got her gun


ps butters
If Kenny Rogers's on the jute box
I'm shootin the muthafucker

 

[Tsotha]

..so Johnny Cash walks into a bar
falls and hits his head
gets up and asks "where's Sue?"

Is there a Dr. Pepper in the house?


...House wasn't there

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

Quick Trix, a trick question.
The bar stool next to you is empty. Who of Literotica's famous or lamest which ever the case may be, would you like to sit there and what would the conversation be?
'twould be butters, twouldn'tit speakin' of misogyny?
Tsotha with a top hat and cane?
'twouldn;tit be the number guy, the Greater Dane
the Thane of Corregidor, O happy island in the sun

..I shall take me leave, I espied
Annie's got her gun


ps butters
If Kenny Rogers's on the jute box
I'm shootin the muthafucker

Forgot my monocle, monsieur numbers.

 

[twelveoone]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc



Forgot my monocle, monsieur numbers.

Trix already slipped off the barstool from wetness. The monocle would have been overkill.

 

[twelveoone]

fur demure...
Angles and Saxons and Danes
Angles and Saxons and Danes
One f'en Jute
'n Kenny's made a claim
well there goes the neighborhood
when Mr. Rodgers rolled into town.

Don't throw your
Bombs Away!!

It wasn't me
That started that crazy nuclear war
But I was proud to do my part
Mein Fuhrer! I can walk.


yee haw

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I swear I just heard Guido grunting, think he's playing cards in the back room with The Gambler

 

[Trixareforkids]

Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in and I see myself on the floor and the enigmatic 12 shaking his head and mumbling into his glass. I think he got tired of hearing me and slipped a mickey in my Dr. Pepper while I put some money in the jukebox.

Ya know ya coulda shut me up by putting on something with a good beat on and taken me for a twirl.

 

[Tsotha]

Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in and I see myself on the floor and the enigmatic 12 shaking his head and mumbling into his glass. I think he got tired of hearing me and slipped a mickey in my Dr. Pepper while I put some money in the jukebox.

Ya know ya coulda shut me up by putting on something with a good beat on and taken me for a twirl.

He thought you'd fall for a cane. Doesn't realize you carry your own. The monocle and top hat, they do nothing. *nods to himself, sagely*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Can supply a cane for those in need :caning:

 

[Trixareforkids]

I think 1201 might prefer a supply of ball gags

 

[Tsotha]

Me, I prefer Tess' popcorn-gag, myself. You can always chew through if needed, or if you're just hungry.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Advert on the side of my Facebook wall ........... 'Box of small fat balls'!

 

[Trixareforkids]

Hey Annie, a drink on me. Or, if you prefer, in a glass

Glad to see someone besides myself enjoying the challenges again. I'm spending most of my time finding them right now, but I intend to do them all
once I've got them compiled. I'll go back a couple more years before I give it up. I think I'm 15 pages back now. I keep getting distracted by interesting threads that aren't challenges, lol.

 

[twelveoone]

Can supply a cane for those in need :caning:

here's a ticket to Mumbai
ya know
The Crownnnn Jewel
and all that rot

so sail away to flail away
t' twin moonnns of the misbegot
switch o'er the black hole of spankbutta
till the punctua-shunnnnn
drops down
a spot

I like that thought!

 

[twelveoone]

Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in and I see myself on the floor and the enigmatic 12 shaking his head and mumbling into his glass. I think he got tired of hearing me and slipped a mickey in my Dr. Pepper while I put some money in the jukebox.

Ya know ya coulda shut me up by putting on something with a good beat on and taken me for a twirl.

From A Buick 6

I need a dumptruck mama
to unload my head

 

[todski28]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1dquH_KOQc

songs like this make me miss bouncing in summer heat.......

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Hey Annie, a drink on me. Or, if you prefer, in a glass

Glad to see someone besides myself enjoying the challenges again. I'm spending most of my time finding them right now, but I intend to do them all
once I've got them compiled. I'll go back a couple more years before I give it up. I think I'm 15 pages back now. I keep getting distracted by interesting threads that aren't challenges, lol.

Have you found any Gunfights yet? We haven't had one of those for ages.

 

[Trixareforkids]

Have you found any Gunfights yet? We haven't had one of those for ages.

LOL, yes as a matter of fact, I was just reading the thread with your Gunfight with Nerk, the nonsense one. Very fun to read, but yikes, not something I'd want to do myself. A one hour time limit! Anything I wrote would probably only be understood by someone on LSD or 'shrooms

 

[butters]

Quick Trix, a trick question.
The bar stool next to you is empty. Who of Literotica's famous or lamest which ever the case may be, would you like to sit there and what would the conversation be?
'twould be butters, twouldn'tit speakin' of misogyny?
Tsotha with a top hat and cane?
'twouldn;tit be the number guy, the Greater Dane
the Thane of Corregidor, O happy island in the sun

..I shall take me leave, I espied
Annie's got her gun


ps butters
If Kenny Rogers's on the jute box
I'm shootin the muthafucker

leave my tits out of this

good, but mind you don't damage the juke

Advert on the side of my Facebook wall ........... 'Box of small fat balls'!

now why do you think they'd advertise those on your facebook?

 

[butters]

LOL, yes as a matter of fact, I was just reading the thread with your Gunfight with Nerk, the nonsense one. Very fun to read, but yikes, not something I'd want to do myself. A one hour time limit! Anything I wrote would probably only be understood by someone on LSD or 'shrooms

i miss that guy

 

[twelveoone]

leave my tits out of this

...speakin' of misogyny?
two eyes
two tits
one eye is goin bad
got anything else
...ah misogyny
Miss O'Ginny, isn't that how it is said in Belfast, Bono's not around to ask.

almost leads into a poem
The story of Bono and Miss O'Ginny

which is probably better left to the pros.

 

[butters]

...speakin' of misogyny?
two eyes
two tits
one eye is goin bad
got anything else
...ah misogyny
Miss O'Ginny, isn't that how it is said in Belfast, Bono's not around to ask.

almost leads into a poem
The story of Bono and Miss O'Ginny

which is probably better left to the pros.

eyepatches can be cool
how's your hook?
*asked Croc O'Diele*

 

[twelveoone]

eyepatches can be cool
how's your hook?
*asked Croc O'Diele*

which eye should I put the monocle on?
the patch for laughs?

 

[butters]

which eye should I put the monocle on?
the patch for laughs?

monocles make you squint

was Hook a laughin' sort of guy? he was definitely the most interesting character.

 

[HarryHill]

monocles make you squint

was Hook a laughin' sort of guy? he was definitely the most interesting character.

zoom, zoom, zoom, meese, mice, mooses.
Hook was a pie rat
lost one arr in an un-fork-unate arrr-cident
hence the patch

 

[UnderYourSpell]

LOL, yes as a matter of fact, I was just reading the thread with your Gunfight with Nerk, the nonsense one. Very fun to read, but yikes, not something I'd want to do myself. A one hour time limit! Anything I wrote would probably only be understood by someone on LSD or 'shrooms

Do you happen to have a link for that please as I lost it? What you must remember is when I did all my writing and stuff especially for Survivor, my Husband was still working and I had peace all day! Heyyyyyy just thought ....... you want a challenge go do Survivor!