A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[UnderYourSpell]

I just got a message from some wally asking me if I liked watching men masturbate on webcam. I told him I could think of nothing more boring
sighhhhhhh nobody has bothered to message me for months and I have to get one from some ego trip seeking plonker

 

[HarryHill]

I just got a message from some wally asking me if I liked watching men masturbate on webcam. I told him I could think of nothing more boring
sighhhhhhh nobody has bothered to message me for months and I have to get one from some ego trip seeking plonker

Ah haHAHA

 

[Trixareforkids]

I just got a message from some wally asking me if I liked watching men masturbate on webcam. I told him I could think of nothing more boring
sighhhhhhh nobody has bothered to message me for months and I have to get one from some ego trip seeking plonker

That is why I took my pic down and put on the invisibility cloak. I used to get one or two of those a day most days. Since I went invisible, none. Still get the occasional, 'hey I saw your post' but they're generally nice gents.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

He messaged back too!!

 

[twelveoone]

He messaged back too!!

did he photoshop his penis?

 

[butters]

did he photoshop his penis?

yes, it's the dancing nana - different, and bound to raise a smile. fascinating, even. keep expecting to see it break into a soft shoe shuffle routine complete with can and top hat. annie might have missed a trick there.

 

[Tsotha]

He messaged back too!!

You should have responded by saying you do like to see men masturbating, then during cam mocked his lack of masculine traits.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

You should have responded by saying you do like to see men masturbating, then during cam mocked his lack of masculine traits.

I'm not that cruel (except under different circumstances) nor do I wish to see his dick!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I do however wonder if it is somebody's Alt because the reply seemed to suggest they knew I wouldn't go for it!

 

[champagne1982]

I do however wonder if it is somebody's Alt because the reply seemed to suggest they knew I wouldn't go for it!

I just deleted that email. What a jerk off!

 

[Trixareforkids]

I just deleted that email. What a jerk off!

Bwaahaha!

 

[Tsotha]

I wonder how many people this guy needs to message with that offer before he gets a 'yes'. So far it's 2-0. And I haven't received the PM with the offer yet, either

 

[Tsotha]

*Waiting for tender to appear, noticing the bar is empty, pouring myself a coffee*

Tapping the counter. Hearing the buzzing of the lamps. A car engine coming closer, closer, before moving past the tangent, and then away, far away. Nocturnal birds chirping, dogs barking to some night walker.

 

[twelveoone]

I'm not that cruel (except under different circumstances) nor do I wish to see his dick!

Which reminds me
While rooting though the sodas
I could not find
Share a Coke
with Dick

And wondering about the psychological oppressment that Dick must feel.

Not liking sharing coke anyway, I opted for Dr. Pepper

 

[butters]

it's dicking around on here that's made me miss Tumble! i love watching gymnasts

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Ugh Dr. Pepper is disgusting, it goes in the same category as Dandelion and Burdock!

 

[Trixareforkids]

Ugh Dr. Pepper is disgusting, it goes in the same category as Dandelion and Burdock!

Well, since I luuuuuv my Dr. Pepper, now I've got to find out wth those other two are

 

[Tsotha]

Ugh, Dr. Pepper.

Didn't want to interrupt the posts in your challenge compilation thread, Trix, so I'll do it here: good job.

 

[Trixareforkids]

Ugh, Dr. Pepper.

Didn't want to interrupt the posts in your challenge compilation thread, Trix, so I'll do it here: good job.

Thanks Tsotha I'm going to exert the energy once now so I can be lazy in the future

 

[butters]

a big thanks from me, too, trix - sometimes the forum gets quiet for a variety of reasons, and your taking up the slack here where Angeline needs time for her own thoughts is keeping this place jumping. kudos, honey

 

[twelveoone]

..so Johnny Cash walks into a bar
falls and hits his head
gets up and asks "where's Sue?"

Is there a Dr. Pepper in the house?


...House wasn't there

 

[Trixareforkids]

House walks into a bar
Trips on Johnny's walker
Falls on a witch
Slips her a hand
And says
"Ruby, love. Don't take me to town"

She lets him buy her a Dr. Pepper
And they slow dance, barefoot, to Kenny Rogers

 

[butters]

^ those call for a drink


dancing barefoot's always good unless there's broken glass and sometimes even then depending on your kinks

 

[Trixareforkids]

a big thanks from me, too, trix - sometimes the forum gets quiet for a variety of reasons, and your taking up the slack here where Angeline needs time for her own thoughts is keeping this place jumping. kudos, honey

Thanks Butters. This place does it's bit to keep me sane, so I'll just keep rambling on until y'all cry Uncle

 

[twelveoone]

Thanks Butters. This place does it's bit to keep me sane, so I'll just keep rambling on until y'all cry Uncle

Uncle Remus walks into a bar
imagine if Samuel L. Jackson got the part
Song of the South
my ass
muthafuckin Moon Pies to boot