a new style in body hair

[unclej]

so anyway, you know how when you were a kid you could take someone's arm and rub your palm in a circular motion on the hair on their arm and it would tie it in a knot? well, guess what...i just did it to myself...with a towell...in my arm pit...after a shower...but you know what...when you're drying yourself and you rub your towell in a circle and you tie arm pit hair in a knot it shortens the hair and pull it really, really tight until it really fuckin' hurts...

so by the time i realize that something is definitely wrong and i don't usually feel like this after a shower it was hurting bad enough to make my right eye water, my ears ring and my left nut disappear so far up in the same place they go when the water's too cold and it still hasn't come back down and i may have to have surgery...so by that time i know i need to do something and being pretty quick on the old trigger when it comes to pain i grab my trusty beard and mustache trimmer and crank that little rascal up and the old eveready bunny is in fine form and i cut a two inch swatch of arm pit hair completely off and the pain quits but the left nut still hasn't dropped and now i have a reverse mohawk under my right arm....

i'm gonna go get really drunk...

 

[perks]

haahahahahhaaa...

you're so sexy

 

[roxie]

So did we learn a lesson from all of this?

You are too funny

 

[unclej]

shoot, ya think that's sexy hold on a minute and i'll go do the other side...

 

[perks]

we want pictures<smile>

 

[unclej]

there may be a lesson...not to shower? not to dry? ahh..drink more...

 

[perks]

only rub in circles on my clit.

 

[roxie]

we want pictures<smile>

Yea where are the pictures!?

 

[unclej]

i'd give ya pics but my cable for my digital camera is out and i can't find a replacement...

 

[unclej]

well damn perky....was that an offer or a suggestion...jesus, i think i may be blushing...hold on while i go look...yep, that's a blush allright...

 

[perks]

unclej click here and scroll down to the bottom post

 

[unclej]

oh christ, that was funny...can't wait to see who gets the job...maybe i should have cut a strip from belly button to dick...hmnnnn..

 

[perks]

nooooooooo...... save the pleasure trail...I like that.

 

[unclej]

well, i hate to cut and run (i'm sorry, i can't help it sometimes) but i've got to get movin'...wild night on the town and all that...thanks for the laughs...

 

[bad kitty]

OMG!!! I am ROTFLMAO, seroiusly i have tears in my eyes.... sorry unclej but the graphic way you described it LOL