A New Creation.

[Guest]

O, yeah, Brits smoke fags. How perverse is that?! P.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Good grief. Just call me a twat. P.

p.s. Mat., my first disappointment, I love garlic! But when I visit I'll go without. P.

p.p.s. Bovril? Is that a bovine product?

p.p.p.s. you Brits, hahahahahaha.........

Perdie, I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

TWAT!!!


Just thought of, (remembered) the best sandwich in the world.

It's simple, take the two best tastes in the world, chocolate and banana, and hey presto, delight in a sandwich!!!!

Has to be chocolate spread of course!!!!

(Doesn't have to be banana spread, real ones are fine!!!)

 

[Guest]

Perdie, I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

TWAT!!!


Just thought of, (remembered) the best sandwich in the world.

It's simple, take the two best tastes in the world, chocolate and banana, and hey presto, delight in a sandwich!!!!

Has to be chocolate spread of course!!!!

(Doesn't have to be banana spread, real ones are fine!!!)

How does that work after... you know?



HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

I am desperately trying to wrack my brains for some strange foods you guys eat. I'm sure there are loads, but I've expurgated them from my database.


If you think marmite is strange, and bovril........how about......

Toad in the Hole.
One of my allllllllllllll-time favourites. I serve it to all my visitors. Without exception *laughing hysterically at the thought of the look or horror on your face *.

M (gleeful mirth, going for a fag)

Mat,

Try Toadie with some sage and onion stuffing mix in the batter!

WOW!!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

How does that work after... you know?



HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Lou

It's fine, only the banana will be a tad warm!!!

 

[Guest]

I am desperately trying to wrack my brains for some strange foods you guys eat. I'm sure there are loads, but I've expurgated them from my database.


If you think marmite is strange, and bovril........how about......

Toad in the Hole.
One of my allllllllllllll-time favourites. I serve it to all my visitors. Without exception *laughing hysterically at the thought of the look or horror on your face *.

M (gleeful mirth, going for a fag)

I also love toad in the hole!

Spotted dick, anyone?

I'll say no more.

Lou

 

[Guest]

It's fine, only the banana will be a tad warm!!!

Oh, FUCK!!! PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

L., I love chocolate and banana anything. Here we coat a peeled banana in chocolate then freeze it (on a stick). Yummy when it's all hot and crappy weather-wise.

Ok, toady people, you still have to sell me on Yorkshire *tee hee* pudding.

And what's with canned beans all over the place?

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Spotted dick, anyone?

Don't make fun of lepers, Loulou. P.

 

[Guest]

L., I love chocolate and banana anything. Here we coat a peeled banana in chocolate then freeze it (on a stick). Yummy when it's all hot and crappy weather-wise.

Ok, toady people, you still have to sell me on Yorkshire *tee hee* pudding.

And what's with canned beans all over the place?

Perdita

We need something to keep us regular, what with all the starch and fat in our diets.

As for yorkshire pudding: taste heaven. Seriously!!!

Lou

 

[Guest]

Don't make fun of lepers, Loulou. P.

LOL'ING HARD!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

We need something to keep us regular, what with all the starch and fat in our diets.

As for yorkshire pudding: taste heaven. Seriously!!!

Lou

A necessary ingredient to a good sunday roast!!

 

[Guest]

A necessary ingredient to a good sunday roast!!

Baked beans?! You're even more weird than I thought.

Lou

P.S. Oh, you meant yorkshires, didn't you?

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Yes I did, daft-head!!!

 

[Carl East]

This one's for Lou, try spreading Marmite on bread and crushing Beef Crisps over it (Preferably Walkers Crisps) it's quite yummy.

Carl

 

[Guest]

Yes I did, daft-head!!!

What did you just call me? Can I get all rebellious on you? Please?

This one's for Lou, try spreading Marmite on bread and crushing Beef Crisps over it (Preferably Walkers Crisps) it's quite yummy.

Carl

Oh, YUM!

That reminds me, I absolutely love mature chedder cheese sarnies, with crushed cheese and onion crisps added. *drool*

I have very refined tastes, I do.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Beef spread, beef pudding, beef crisps, Beefeaters. Ooh, no wonder I likes me Limey blokes. P.

 

[Liar]

L., I love chocolate and banana anything. Here we coat a peeled banana in chocolate then freeze it (on a stick). Yummy when it's all hot and crappy weather-wise.

Hey, I thought that was my invention... I did that with banans all the time when I was a kid. Just peeled and froze them though, didn't have any chocolate. My parents thought I was crazy, until I made them taste my "banice" discovery.

#L

 

[SeaCat]

Sheesh, yu people and your odd tasting foods. Some of my favorites are Muoc Nam, (sp) made in the traditional way. (Then again most people don't like it.)
A good one from here in America is called a Philly Dog. This is an All Beef Hot Dog with SaurKraut, Onions, and Chili. Tastes fantastic. (ONly one drawback to it. You soon produce enough Methane to heat a house for a week.)

Cat

 

[Liar]

(ONly one drawback to it. You soon produce enough Methane to heat a house for a week.)

You do know we're running out of oil, right?

 

[Carl East]

Sheesh, yu people and your odd tasting foods. Some of my favorites are Muoc Nam, (sp) made in the traditional way. (Then again most people don't like it.)
A good one from here in America is called a Philly Dog. This is an All Beef Hot Dog with SaurKraut, Onions, and Chili. Tastes fantastic. (ONly one drawback to it. You soon produce enough Methane to heat a house for a week.)

Cat

You ought to be glad we're not scottish, what with their haggis and all. Yuk lol

I don't even want to attempt discribing the ingredients for that one.

Carl

 

[Carl East]

Here's one for all the ladies. Men, take all her clothes off and lay her flat on the bed. Next, take a sauce that you enjoy (such as chocolate spread or canned spray cream) and spread it over her nipples, stomach and pussy.

Starting from the top, you then lick her clean. The old ones are still the best.

Carl

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I thought nothing could taste more disgusting than Rice-a-Roni until I was treated to a serving of Kraft Dinner!


How to lose your boyfriend

Serve him with Spam on toast, with side dishes of Rice-a-Roni and Kraft Dinner.

For desert, reheat MacDonald Cherry Cobbler packets.

One package of each serves up to three hundred.

 

[Guest]

Pork choc on the menu in Ukraine - By Helen Fawkes, BBC, Ukraine

Dasha prods the 's' shaped chocolate bar in front of her. You can understand why she's in no rush to eat it - the Ukrainian student has just been served pork fat covered in chocolate. "It's salty on the inside and very sweet on the outside. It's unusual yes, but it's completely disgusting," says Dasha Khabarova.

Forget deep-fried Mars bar. One of the unhealthiest snacks in the world can now be found in Ukraine. For years people here have loved pork fat, known as salo. Normally, small slices of the white fat are eaten with black bread, raw garlic and vodka. But this new twist is designed to appeal to Ukraine's love of all things fatty.

Eurovision fan: For the equivalent of £1 you can now get four small sticks of salo covered in chocolate at Kiev's poshest Ukrainian restaurant. "Our head chef likes to experiment so now we have this new creation." says Roman Novitski, the manager of Tsarske Selo restaurant.

"It's turned out quite well, and most people seem to like it."
After Ukraine's victory at the Eurovision song contest, Kiev is gearing up to welcome thousands of visitors from Europe.

Chocolate salo is likely to be one of the dishes they are offered especially as Ruslana, Ukraine's winning entry is a fan of it. And you can also get hold of the sweet salo - nicknamed Ukraine's Snickers - in Ruslana's home city of Lviv in Western Ukraine.

"I love it as it's unusual. I was given the first serving of Lviv's chocolate salo. Perhaps they were testing my bravery, but I ate it and I'm still alive!" Ruslana laughs.

But the chocolaty pork fat should come with a health warning, according to Dr Svetlana Fus from the Kiev Medical Research Centre. "It's the worst combination you could have. I think that people should steer clear of the Ukrainian Snickers." The former Soviet republic already has one of the highest death rates from heart disease in Europe.

"Young girl, come and try my tasty salo, it's super salo," Katya Feschenko shouts to me. Katya is the salo queen at Kiev's busy Bessarabska Market. Slabs of white fat sit next to spare ribs and hunks of bacon on her stall. "Ukrainians love salo. It comes from villages so it has a good flavour. It's very tasty," says Katya, who has been selling salo for the last 20 years.

And now that salo comes with a chocolate coating it could become even more popular.

 

[matriarch]

Pork choc on the menu in Ukraine - By Helen Fawkes, BBC, Ukraine

Dasha prods the 's' shaped chocolate bar in front of her. You can understand why she's in no rush to eat it - the Ukrainian student has just been served pork fat covered in chocolate. "It's salty on the inside and very sweet on the outside. It's unusual yes, but it's completely disgusting," says Dasha Khabarova.

Forget deep-fried Mars bar. One of the unhealthiest snacks in the world can now be found in Ukraine. For years people here have loved pork fat, known as salo. Normally, small slices of the white fat are eaten with black bread, raw garlic and vodka. But this new twist is designed to appeal to Ukraine's love of all things fatty.

Eurovision fan: For the equivalent of £1 you can now get four small sticks of salo covered in chocolate at Kiev's poshest Ukrainian restaurant. "Our head chef likes to experiment so now we have this new creation." says Roman Novitski, the manager of Tsarske Selo restaurant.

"It's turned out quite well, and most people seem to like it."
After Ukraine's victory at the Eurovision song contest, Kiev is gearing up to welcome thousands of visitors from Europe.

Chocolate salo is likely to be one of the dishes they are offered especially as Ruslana, Ukraine's winning entry is a fan of it. And you can also get hold of the sweet salo - nicknamed Ukraine's Snickers - in Ruslana's home city of Lviv in Western Ukraine.

"I love it as it's unusual. I was given the first serving of Lviv's chocolate salo. Perhaps they were testing my bravery, but I ate it and I'm still alive!" Ruslana laughs.

But the chocolaty pork fat should come with a health warning, according to Dr Svetlana Fus from the Kiev Medical Research Centre. "It's the worst combination you could have. I think that people should steer clear of the Ukrainian Snickers." The former Soviet republic already has one of the highest death rates from heart disease in Europe.

"Young girl, come and try my tasty salo, it's super salo," Katya Feschenko shouts to me. Katya is the salo queen at Kiev's busy Bessarabska Market. Slabs of white fat sit next to spare ribs and hunks of bacon on her stall. "Ukrainians love salo. It comes from villages so it has a good flavour. It's very tasty," says Katya, who has been selling salo for the last 20 years.

And now that salo comes with a chocolate coating it could become even more popular.

OH MY GODDDD.....*covers mouth with hand, and rushes to the bathroom to throw up*.

*shakily* Mat