A New Creation.

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL that's hilarious, P. I could only imagine that it was something like blood pudding

MARMITE FAQs from some website, with Charley variations:

Marmite is dark brown-colored gooey spread made from the yeast that is a by-product of the brewing industry. Hard to get in North America, but common in Britain.

Children in Britain are generally fed it from the time they are born. Mothers put it on their nipples, and bald men put it on their head to induce hair growth.

Apparently it lasts years, perhaps even milleniums. Similar in this respect to say, spam.

It has drug-like qualities.

The more you put on your crumpets, the more likely it will have a mouth-burning effect.

So, there you have the FAQ.

You need to get out more.

 

[matriarch]

Marmite spuds? I need a hotdog and fries now. P.

*laughing my head off*. As soon as I saw 'marmite', I KNEW it was going to get difficult.

There is no way on earth to explain the taste of Marmite. You have to actually experience it.

Believe me.

I actually love it.

My ex-detested it, and I wouldn't even open the jar while he was in the house.

Mind you, I felt, and still do feel, the same way about garlic. The mere smell of garlic is enough to send me to the bathroom, to throw up. *shudderrrr*

Mat (the rose, smell the rose woman, take away the memory of the evil g.)

 

[Guest]

*laughing my head off*. As soon as I saw 'marmite', I KNEW it was going to get difficult.

There is no way on earth to explain the taste of Marmite. You have to actually experience it.

Believe me.

I actually love it.

My ex-detested it, and I wouldn't even open the jar while he was in the house.

Mind you, I felt, and still do feel, the same way about garlic. The mere smell of garlic is enough to send me to the bathroom, to throw up. *shudderrrr*

Mat (the rose, smell the rose woman, take away the memory of the evil g.)

Do you have sharp, pointy teeth?

Lou

P.S. You should've been here when the thread about "Trollies" happened. Eh, Lew?

 

[Carl East]

Eee bah gum, I remember when I twere a lad. We grew up on Marite, and Raspberry jam/jelly and Beef Dripping. We had five pence between twelve of us. lol

Carl

 

[matriarch]

Do you have sharp, pointy teeth?

Lou

P.S. You should've been here when the thread about "Trollies" happened. Eh, Lew?

*quickly glancing in the mirror, eyes widening in surprise*.....heyyyyyy.........how did you know ??????

M

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Do you have sharp, pointy teeth?

Lou

P.S. You should've been here when the thread about "Trollies" happened. Eh, Lew?

FUCK OFF about trolleys!!!!!

Marmite is like a beef spread, very thick, and tastes of very strong beef.

Almost like evaporated gravy!!

 

[Guest]

*quickly glancing in the mirror, eyes widening in surprise*.....heyyyyyy.........how did you know ??????

M

LOL!

You're a wannabe vampire, then (cos your reflection showed up. ).

That's the best kind, because they aren't deadly, but have one hell of an appetite.

Lou

P.S. Carl: PMSL!!!

 

[Guest]

FUCK OFF about trolleys!!!!!

Marmite is like a beef spread, very thick, and tastes of very strong beef.

Almost like evaporated gravy!!

You TROLLEY!!!!!!

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_11_4.gif

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

You send me off my trolley ya daft slut!!!

 

[Guest]

You send me off my trolley ya daft slut!!!

Heh heh heh!!!

You got me doing it now, ya NUTTER!

 

[matriarch]

FUCK OFF about trolleys!!!!!

Marmite is like a beef spread, very thick, and tastes of very strong beef.

Almost like evaporated gravy!!

Sorry pal, got that one wrong.

That's BOVRIL.

Marmite isn't beefy at all. Its just yeast extract.

Totally different taste.

Mat.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

The song "Lady Marmalade" keeps going through my head only it now "Lady Marmite".....

 

[lewdandlicentious]

The song "Lady Marmalade" keeps going through my head only it now "Lady Marmite".....

You're probably right, but as I don't like either of them, it don't matter none to me, not no how!!!

 

[Guest]

The song "Lady Marmalade" keeps going through my head only it now "Lady Marmite".....

I've got a friend whose MSN handle is "Lady Marmite".

 

[lewdandlicentious]

On the subject, (which I know we aren't, but what the hey!!) of cheese and jam, has anyone else tried the cheeses they do now in the supermarkets with cranberries in??

Delicious!!

I've seen one with yellow additions in too, I think it was apricots!

 

[Guest]

On the subject, (which I know we aren't, but what the hey!!) of cheese and jam, has anyone else tried the cheeses they do now in the supermarkets with cranberries in??

Delicious!!

I've seen one with yellow additions in too, I think it was apricots!

Yeah, I've tried both of those (you're right about the apricots). They are very nice!

Lou - getting hungry.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I've got a friend whose MSN handle is "Lady Marmite".

 

[Liar]

You englishmen are crazy.

But then again, after reading this, you might think I am...

The World's Tastiest Sandwich

White bread.
An egg
Cod caviar.
Red onion. (not much)
A fistful of lettuce.
Milk.

Boil the egg, chop it up and put it in a bowl.
Add 2 table spoons of caviar and a few drops of milk.
Stir, dammit.

Chop up maybe two sloices or red onion, and mix it with the egg goo. Slice the lettuce last, stir that fucker in too, and take yourfinished egg-mud, and sperad it on the bread. Add another loaf and put in the fridge for ten minutes.

Eat.

#L

ps. it's even almost bloody healthy.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Yeah, I've tried both of those (you're right about the apricots). They are very nice!

Lou - getting hungry.

I could eat that cheese till the cows come home.

Sod the cholesterol!!!

 

[Guest]

I could eat that cheese till the cows come home.

Sod the cholesterol!!!

Quite!

Hey, you could always make a sarnie with it and spread the bread with Flora Pro-Active, to counteract the effects of the cholesterol in the cheese.

(Like that would work!)

Lou

P.S. Liar, that sounds absolutely disgusting!!! Partly because I can't stand eggs - the only food type that makes me want to throw up.

 

[Guest]

yellow additions

Good grief. Just call me a twat. P.

p.s. Mat., my first disappointment, I love garlic! But when I visit I'll go without. P.

p.p.s. Bovril? Is that a bovine product?

p.p.p.s. you Brits, hahahahahaha.........

 

[Carl East]

Here's a combo you yanks have probably tried, Peanut butter and choclate spread. It might look like something you fill the cracks in the walls with, but it's actually quite nice. lol

Carl

 

[SummerMorning]

You know... there's a kick-ass toast I make - take one toast, one [unit of] butter and one [clove of garlic] - essentially, toast with garlic!

Yummy!



Don't eat it if you plan to be around people...

 

[Guest]

Carl, I am not a yank (or yanqui), but I love chocolate spread on tortillas. P.

 

[matriarch]

Good grief. Just call me a twat. P.

p.s. Mat., my first disappointment, I love garlic! But when I visit I'll go without. P.

P, for you I'll do it. *note to self, get in some nose clips*....or I'll just let you deal with the garlic, I'll linger in the garden with a fag and a brandy until the cooking is done. I don't dislike meals, which include garlic, providing its subtle. And I have, on very rare occasions, (wearing surgical gloves), b een seen to handle the stuff *shudder*.

p.p.s. Bovril? Is that a bovine product? You know, I never got the connection before.........

p.p.p.s. you Brits, hahahahahaha.........

I am desperately trying to wrack my brains for some strange foods you guys eat. I'm sure there are loads, but I've expurgated them from my database.


If you think marmite is strange, and bovril........how about......

Toad in the Hole.
One of my allllllllllllll-time favourites. I serve it to all my visitors. Without exception *laughing hysterically at the thought of the look or horror on your face *.

M (gleeful mirth, going for a fag)