A milestone

[Guest]

I heard my son having his 73rd wank this morning

*puffs out chest* ....so proud of him

It was in the shower of course, and I had a cup to the door

 

[peachykeen]

see now this is exactly the kind of ridiculous bullshit I am sure I can count on you very, very clever and creative people to continue whilst I am away so I have lots and lots of truly interesting and engrossing reading material when I get back. Keep up the good work, surely the Pulitzer committee has to be notified.

 

[Guest]

 

[Shiner]

I heard my son having his 73rd wank this morning

*puffs out chest* ....so proud of him

It was in the shower of course, and I had a cup to the door

When he gets to one hundred are you gonna buy him a present.

 

[Guest]

*sigh* his big 100

I will buy him a plastic pussy with authentic pubic hair.

It's customized, you have to go and get moulded for it, so he fits it all snug like

 

[glamorilla]

so i guess they won't be using much plastic for your model...

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

*sigh* his big 100

I will buy him a plastic pussy with authentic pubic hair.

It's customized, you have to go and get moulded for it, so he fits it all snug like

Why don't you fuck him yourself?