A midget is attempting to rob a donation box...

[Peregrinator]

...you know, like one of those drop boxes where you put old clothes you don't want? He gets inside, but can't get back out. In the spirit of the GB, what obnoxious, mean, but not deadly or especially harmful things can you think of to throw in there with him?

 

[MNGuy]

Mike Yates.

 

[marshalt]

I never understood why midget is offensive. I really don't. If I were a midget, I would want to be called a midget, not a little person. I'd reach up and punch anyone right in the stomach if they called me a little person.

 

[Peregrinator]

Three day old seafood.

 

[Peregrinator]

I never understood why midget is offensive. I really don't. If I were a midget, I would want to be called a midget, not a little person. I'd reach up and punch anyone right in the stomach if they called me a little person.

I didn't realize it was.

 

[Peregrinator]

6 hungry garter snakes.

 

[phrodeau]

A Gideon Bible.

 

[CHNOPS]

Can you tell at birth that someone is going to be a midget? If not, I bet there are at least a few midgets whose parents named them Bridget.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

A copy of Giant

 

[islandman]

Blackleggings.

 

[Peregrinator]

Blackleggings.

I think I might enjoy that, if I were the midget. Or did I miss her being annoying in some way? I haven't been around much lately.

 

[islandman]

I think I might enjoy that, if I were the midget. Or did I miss her being annoying in some way? I haven't been around much lately.

She'll cut you for a monopoly.

Twice as fast on most days.

 

[Peregrinator]

She'll cut you for a monopoly.

Twice as fast on most days.

Probably not an issue inside a donation box.

 

[Peregrinator]

An unbreakable MP3 player with speaker set to loop the Bumblebee Tuna jingle from the 70's.

 

[blackleggings]

She'll cut you for a monopoly.

Twice as fast on most days.

He's salty.

 

[blackleggings]

...you know, like one of those drop boxes where you put old clothes you don't want? He gets inside, but can't get back out. In the spirit of the GB, what obnoxious, mean, but not deadly or especially harmful things can you think of to throw in there with him?

A cat with fleas.

 

[glynndah]

6 hungry garter snakes.

I have the garter snakes, but how can I tell if they're hungry? Even more important, how can I tell which ones have a taste for midgets?

 

[islandman]

He's salty.

You licked your midget?

Have you no morals?

 

[Peregrinator]

I have the garter snakes, but how can I tell if they're hungry? Even more important, how can I tell which ones have a taste for midgets?

Don't feed them for a couple weeks. They get even snappier than usual. And they stink all the time.

 

[Peregrinator]

A gallon of Worcestershire sauce. Sans container.

 

[Sean Renaud]

An entire bucket of Gak.

An unbreakable MP3 player with speaker set to loop the Bumblebee Tuna jingle from the 70's.

I see your Bumblebee Tuna and raise you a Nyan Cat.

 

[Peregrinator]

An entire bucket of Gak.



I see your Bumblebee Tuna and raise you a Nyan Cat.

I'm not sure what either of those are.

 

[Peregrinator]

Twelve pounds of wasabi powder.

 

[Paendragon]

A skunk.

 

[CHNOPS]

Also Gidget.