Cleopatra
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Riles said:You are my voice of reason, now shut up and have a drink! *grins*
*clink* Way ahead of you babe!
And if you want a car salesman story - I have a good one.
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Riles said:You are my voice of reason, now shut up and have a drink! *grins*
Cleo32 said:Oh God. Not a salesman. And judging from the "autobody class" remark, are we dealing with a car salesman?
*licks* - Mmmmmmmm - sweet...
woodcarver said:both sexes have it rough....c'mon admit it. We both have sterio-types that we have to live up to. Women just have it rougher. I feel for y'all. I really do.
And there is always that double standard...a guy can go out and screw anything and it's all part of being a man...a woman does the same thing and she's a slut. Hardly fair.
Cleo32 said:*clink* Way ahead of you babe!
And if you want a car salesman story - I have a good one.
Riles said:YES!
A salesman, a fixeruper man AND some idiot who insisted that the rattling in the engine was in my head and that I should be grateful he was giving me a "special" price, seeing as how I was SUCH a "nice little girl"!
FUCK HIM!
funspirit said:I think you would have been perfectly justified for kicking him in the teeth.
Riles said:Give it to me baby!
penisaurus said:Your time will come, Riles, your time will come.
On your knees, please.
Riles said:Okay, I like you. You can stay and be ogled for your body on my SHEWOMANMANHATER island paradise.

Riles said:Is this where I'm supposed to play coy or brazen? I always forget.
funspirit said:Right on!!!!!![]()
penisaurus said:A small amount of coy suttishness goes a long way.
Riles said:YES!
A salesman, a fixeruper man AND some idiot who insisted that the rattling in the engine was in my head and that I should be grateful he was giving me a "special" price, seeing as how I was SUCH a "nice little girl"!
FUCK HIM!
Riles said:Dancing is good, dancing will be allowed. No talking though...not unless you want to pay homage to our raving beauty.

Riles said:Right!
Oh damn, *snaps fingers* I just forgot, I'm all out. Better luck next time.
Cleo32 said:Honey - car salesmen *are* the lowest forms.
I asked to see his manager. He asked why. I told him I refused to speak with someone who doesn't have the intellect to talk to me intelligently. He got upset, and went to find his manager. The manager asked me what *my* problem was and I proceeded to lay out all the faults of my entire car-buying process. Then I told him I was taking my business to the competition next door. He was a little upset, considering I had my entire family come into his dealership during the next week and talk to him about how badly his staff had treated me, and how they were pulling their business contracts with his dealership.
Riles said:Is this where I'm supposed to play coy or brazen? I always forget.
penisaurus said:
Cleo32 said:I think it's coy ...no wait...brazen...no wait! I know!
Bored.
Riles said:This is why I love you. I just got mad...REALLY mad, and let loose with a few helpful tips he could use in removing his head from his ass.
funspirit said:<thinking that an angry at men thread probably not a good place to hit on ladies Mr Saurus.....
funspirit said:<thinking that an angry at men thread probably not a good place to hit on ladies Mr Saurus.....