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A little help need in writing something sexual...
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Sorry, too late, you posted:
To write something sexual, it's not necessary to have experienced sex of any kind. All you need is an imagination. It doesn't have to be your own -- somebody else's will do.
Then make a list of rude words. A library is a good resource here -- ask your librarian for a 'fuck book' - she'll probably have one or two in the back room. I recommend "The Compleat PissPotte Mouthe" by Edward Crambley, which although pblishished in 1769, is unrivalled even today.
This list should then be classified into verbs, nouns, and adjectives (adverbs are not used in erotica).
Now, sit down and sharpen your pencil. Go on, sharpen it. That's right.
Now press your finger to your head like Shakespeare (let go of the pencil first) and THIMK. Thimk like a motherfucker till, like a small pellet of turd heralding a massive dump to follow, a word plops out onto the paper. In my case it's usually the word "It."
You choices here are manifold. But remember, every FIFTH or SIXTH word should be from your list. During moments of climax in your story, the ratio can be as high as one in two.
Don't rush it. Erotica is hard work, and burns a lot of calories. I usually have a small plate of raisins nearby so I can readily maintain my energy level. Your body temprarture may fluctuate wildly. This is normal.
HTML formatting is somthing that should be left to last, the "buffing up" stage, when you're ready to give your story a final polish.
Compare the rather dull
His tongue flicked around her swollen pussy
With the formatted
His tongue flicked around her swollen pussy
Formatting is an art, not a science. Experiment.
Most of all persevere. All though good erotica seems almost effortless, belive me, any writer will tell you it's not like that at all. I mean, check out some of the avatars. Fucked up, or what.
Hope this helps.
To write something sexual, it's not necessary to have experienced sex of any kind. All you need is an imagination. It doesn't have to be your own -- somebody else's will do.
Then make a list of rude words. A library is a good resource here -- ask your librarian for a 'fuck book' - she'll probably have one or two in the back room. I recommend "The Compleat PissPotte Mouthe" by Edward Crambley, which although pblishished in 1769, is unrivalled even today.
This list should then be classified into verbs, nouns, and adjectives (adverbs are not used in erotica).
Now, sit down and sharpen your pencil. Go on, sharpen it. That's right.
Now press your finger to your head like Shakespeare (let go of the pencil first) and THIMK. Thimk like a motherfucker till, like a small pellet of turd heralding a massive dump to follow, a word plops out onto the paper. In my case it's usually the word "It."
You choices here are manifold. But remember, every FIFTH or SIXTH word should be from your list. During moments of climax in your story, the ratio can be as high as one in two.
Don't rush it. Erotica is hard work, and burns a lot of calories. I usually have a small plate of raisins nearby so I can readily maintain my energy level. Your body temprarture may fluctuate wildly. This is normal.
HTML formatting is somthing that should be left to last, the "buffing up" stage, when you're ready to give your story a final polish.
Compare the rather dull
His tongue flicked around her swollen pussy
With the formatted
His tongue flicked around her swollen pussy
Formatting is an art, not a science. Experiment.
Most of all persevere. All though good erotica seems almost effortless, belive me, any writer will tell you it's not like that at all. I mean, check out some of the avatars. Fucked up, or what.
Hope this helps.
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A huge stock of gratitude to Altruistic for posting so that SJ replied. Brilliant stuff, Joe. I hope everyone sees it. I wish I could afford to pay you to write for me. I wish you could write my memoirs and make them as fun as the above including the most artistic html shit you might devise. Ta,
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Just to echo what Joe said. When you go to the library start with any dictionary and flick through. You will find that the librarian (or some schoolboy) has already underlined almost all the words that you'll require, making them simple to spot.
This method has another advantage. If the dictionary is large enough then it will actually contain every single word that you need.
This is where I diverge from Joe's method, when writing my own stories.
Simply open the dictionary at any page and using a blindfolded finger, point at random.* You will occasionally find that you have mistakenly pointed out of the open window or at a model of a friendly faced gorilla sitting atop your monitor. Do not be disheartened. All the Romantic Poets and every great American author invariably pointed at objects instead of words. Example:
I hopped wildly, as a Smurf.
After several aborted pointings this became:
The Assyrian came down, like a wolf in the fold.
(incidentally written by two different poets, but you get the drift.)
The next part (for me) is the easiest. Simply choose the words that you are going to use from the dictionary in front of you. After deciding how to arrange them and which ones to repeat there you have your story.
Gauche
*If you actually point at the word 'random' in the first phase, then you obviously do not have the talent required to be a writer and should put down the pencil and go sign on as unemployable.
This method has another advantage. If the dictionary is large enough then it will actually contain every single word that you need.
This is where I diverge from Joe's method, when writing my own stories.
Simply open the dictionary at any page and using a blindfolded finger, point at random.* You will occasionally find that you have mistakenly pointed out of the open window or at a model of a friendly faced gorilla sitting atop your monitor. Do not be disheartened. All the Romantic Poets and every great American author invariably pointed at objects instead of words. Example:
I hopped wildly, as a Smurf.
After several aborted pointings this became:
The Assyrian came down, like a wolf in the fold.
(incidentally written by two different poets, but you get the drift.)
The next part (for me) is the easiest. Simply choose the words that you are going to use from the dictionary in front of you. After deciding how to arrange them and which ones to repeat there you have your story.
Gauche
*If you actually point at the word 'random' in the first phase, then you obviously do not have the talent required to be a writer and should put down the pencil and go sign on as unemployable.
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