A Listless Thread

[Tryharder62]

I feel, somehow, like I am caught under your bed listening.

 

[dg]

I feel, somehow, like I am caught under your bed listening.

You can come onto the bed with us. We only bite softly and on the genitals.

 

[Garnate]

Actually I use the kind that go onto braces. The tightest possible type. They still slip off sometimes.

I feel, somehow, like I am caught under your bed listening.

You can come onto the bed with us. We only bite softly and on the genitals.

This is priceless

 

[dg]

This is priceless

It was an apparently intimidating response.

 

[Garnate]

It was an apparently intimidating response.

Some people prefer it under the bed. You don't know.

 

[Tryharder62]

You can come onto the bed with us. We only bite softly and on the genitals.

I'll listen --- I'm kind of busy at the moment and there's not much room down here.

 

[Tryharder62]

Just a thought - could you pass down some of those rubber bands for my nipples. Thanks.

 

[dg]

I can spare as many as four rubber bands. How you use them is up to you. I don't recommend leaving them on for more than 15 minutes at a time. Apparently that's dangerous. At least that's what all my cock rings tell me.

 

[Tryharder62]

I can't go 15 min but then I've not used the smaller bands.

 

[thør]

Some people prefer it under the bed. You don't know.

You can wear the rubber Annette Funicello/Mickey Mouse costume. Put the ears wherever you wish.

 

[dg]

Ok I'm back, but not very motivated.

 

[thør]

Ok I'm back, but not very motivated.

rune juice:

 

[neci]

rune juice:

that sounds runny.

 

[dg]

rune juice:

I don't need to poop. I'm exceedingly regular.

 

[dg]

that sounds runny.

Hello neci. Looking.. skeletal.

 

[neci]

Hello neci. Looking.. skeletal.

it's my new diet of just cum.

good to see you round these parts.

 

[thør]

that sounds runny.

Not really.

I don't need to poop. I'm exceedingly regular.

Abnormally?

 

[dg]

it's my new diet of just cum.

good to see you round these parts.

You know, making my annual rounds. Lots of built up cum. Want some? I'm in a sharing mood.

 

[dg]

Abnormally?

The only thing abnormal is I only take fully clean poos. No wiping necessary. Ever. I sit and immediately have a perfect bowel movement.

 

[neci]

You know, making my annual rounds. Lots of built up cum. Want some? I'm in a sharing mood.

The only thing abnormal is I only take fully clean poos. No wiping necessary. Ever. I sit and immediately have a perfect bowel movement.

i think i just lost my desire for cums.

it's not personal. it's poo.

i like a cleanly wiped ass, before tapping it.

 

[neci]

even my cat licks her rear.

 

[neci]

i feel as if i am digging my grave deeper.

ass only gets licked if it's been wiped and bathed and toweled off and squeaky clean.

 

[dg]

I was joking of course. I use baby wipes every single time. I'm not a savage.

HOWEVER. I do know someone who bragged that they only took "clean shits". You know those ones that happen once in a blue moon where no matter how much you wipe you never find anything? Said that happened every single time.

 

[neci]

i know someone who only shit once a week. every sunday afternoon. she would be in there for hours.

 

[dg]

i know someone who only shit once a week. every sunday afternoon. she would be in there for hours.

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

I'm probably done with being horny for the night now and it's pretty much entirely all my fault.