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I'm always here to lend a helping hand.
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I'm always here to lend a helping hand.
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I'd strap my shower cap on tight and punch you if I could.
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I thought it was only going to be hugs and mouth hugs with us.
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I don't want to get tooooo predictable.
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Well as long as I don't know where I stand with you we will be alright.
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I grin so hard when I read your posts. You motherfuck.
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*ennui*
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*sigh*
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*sigh*
dg
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N is for Neville who died of ennui.
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I frown while I make them. We are opposites.
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Those attract, though, so we're good. How was the thing you did that was more fun than being here?
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I'm still out doing it. I'm going to disappear again soon. Who knows if I'll ever be back.
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Cut the dramatics. We both know I'd track you down to drag you back and then there would be this whole awkward thing with your lady and I don't think you want that.
Game, set, match.
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Fuck. You win. Want to wrestle? I bet I pin you first.
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Pffft. I bet I let you.
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This will turn into a wrestling match where we both leave our arms dangling limply at our sides and kind of flop against one another. This is also how I fuck.
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That's exactly how I wrestle! And fuck.
I really put my shoulders into my armless kissing.
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I had my fingers crossed that I was signing up for awkward sexy time and you do not disappoint!
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Just wait till I go down on you. I start by licking the back of your knees and work my way all the way around.
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I love it when I can't see the end of the joke ahead of time.That was awesome.
Also while fucking I constantly repeat "are you sure it goes there? this feels great but seems unnatural".
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If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: You can still get pregnant with ear sex. No one listens! It's not some safe alternative. Leave the ear canal alone!
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If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: You can still get pregnant with ear sex. No one listens! It's not some safe alternative. Leave the ear canal alone!
Never put anything smaller than your pinkie into your ear. That's why I can't put my dick in there
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Never put anything smaller than your pinkie into your ear. That's why I can't put my dick in there
You know those teeny tiny little rubber bands the you use to open drink umbrellas?
Do you use those as cock rings?
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Actually I use the kind that go onto braces. The tightest possible type. They still slip off sometimes.
