A list of why no PB libs showed up to a no kings rally Saturday

Saint_Ann · Oct 23, 2025

87. Or Carol King.

Saint_Ann · Oct 23, 2025

88. Or King Kong. ,

Rightguide · Oct 23, 2025

It comes as no surprise that a major promoter for the rally was the Communist Party USA.

Saint_Ann · Friday at 12:18 AM

89. Staying home in hopes of a Trump pardon.

Saint_Ann · Friday at 12:20 AM

90. They were all on the Epstein list.

Bn2f · Friday at 2:22 AM

Just 10 more!
Everyone is cheering you on!
For once in your miserable existence see something through to the end!

Bn2f · Friday at 2:27 AM

Saint_Ann · Friday at 4:04 AM

89. Too busy drawing up plans for the White House remodel.

glamorilla · Friday at 4:07 AM

90) offended nobody consulted them on the white house remodel.

Saint_Ann · Friday at 4:21 AM

89. Syphilis brain.

Bn2f · Friday at 4:37 AM

Awwwwww C'mon!
Are we being Punk’d?
What da fuk are you 2 doing!?!?

Bn2f · Friday at 4:38 AM

Saint_Ann · Friday at 4:41 AM

90. Moved to Ireland.

Saint_Ann · Friday at 4:45 AM

89. Don Vito made them an offer they couldn't refuse.

Saint_Ann · Friday at 4:47 AM

90. Mistakenly hitched a ride on a Venezuelan narco boat.

Philthy_Phil · Friday at 4:50 AM

Ken couldn't count to 100. lol

Saint_Ann · Friday at 4:55 AM

89. In the ER due to flaming faux hair thong burns.

glamorilla · Friday at 5:15 AM

90) nobody would feed the kids in their basements.

Typo Fu Master · Friday at 11:50 AM

89) SQUIRREL!

glamorilla · Friday at 1:55 PM

90) busy distributing porn to school kids.

glamorilla · Friday at 6:39 PM

91) disabled.

ll74 · Friday at 6:46 PM

glamorilla said:
91) disabled.

And yet you're still here.

Oh wait....sorry...that's banned

glamorilla · Saturday at 2:17 AM

92) misheard "free palestine" as "free weinstein".