A list of why no PB libs showed up to a no kings rally Saturday

5. I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts. It wasn't my fault! I swear to God! :)
 
Fox is spewing lies that Trump fawn-fests are larger than a single rally. Ignoring that there are thousands of individual rallies and the idiots at Trump rallies go around in buses to each one and boast about how many they've been to (and how much they've spent on him).

It's the same people at each rally.
 
9. Being such decent and upstanding citizens they didn't want to be accused of attempting an insurrection.
 
Fox is spewing lies that Trump fawn-fests are larger than a single rally. Ignoring that there are thousands of individual rallies and the idiots at Trump rallies go around in buses to each one and boast about how many they've been to (and how much they've spent on him).

It's the same people at each rally.
9. Too busy whining on Lit. :)
 
Oh there are good bars everywhere… but whatever kool aid those who doesn’t see why this rally is happening, the Emperor (fitting) does have new clothes to you.

Baz, when it comes down to it, actually has a small bit of sense and is for the No Kings Rallies throughout the US. He just has to walk the fine line of being a cuck, not offending his maga buds and he thinks owning the libs is more virtuous at certain times. In quiet moments, he says honest shit like this:

Not enough.

I'm waiting on the Epstein files and I'm also waiting on Trump to figure out that Putin is a lying shitheel.
 
Baz, when it comes down to it, actually has a small bit of sense and is for the No Kings Rallies throughout the US. He just has to walk the fine line of being a cuck, not offending his maga buds and he thinks owning the libs is more virtuous at certain times. In quiet moments, he says honest shit like this:
Ahhh so he is a poser, got it.
 
Ahhh so he is a poser, got it.

Well, I actually should let him explain for himself his twisted, convoluted logic. But be forewarned again - he’s desperate not to run afoul of maga.
 
Well, I actually should let him explain for himself his twisted, convoluted logic. But be forewarned again - he’s desperate not to run afoul of maga.
It’s a free country still, right? Gestapo hasn’t shown up on every corner yet.

Just put a 2+5 = 10 on all his messages, he will have the MAGA folks right with him.
 
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