A list of why no PB libs showed up to a no kings rally Saturday

[Saint_Ann]

1. Moped was outta gas.

 

[Lance_Castro]

2. Money doesn’t grow on Mom’s trees!

 

[Saint_Ann]

3. Mistakenly thought it was a Rodney King.

 

[Saint_Ann]

4. Got stuck in traffic leaving the no queens protest.

 

[Saint_Ann]

5. I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts. It wasn't my fault! I swear to God!

 

[Saint_Ann]

6. Rory never told me to.

 

[icanhelp1]

5. I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts. It wasn't my fault! I swear to God!

Free buses aren't running yet?

 

[Bray123]

Fox is spewing lies that Trump fawn-fests are larger than a single rally. Ignoring that there are thousands of individual rallies and the idiots at Trump rallies go around in buses to each one and boast about how many they've been to (and how much they've spent on him).

It's the same people at each rally.

 

[Lance_Castro]

7. Bunions.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

8. They have cancer too.

 

[dkovic77]

Free buses aren't running yet?

Who needs a bus when you can walk?

Stop eating the merch and your body will be fit enough to do it too, Traitor Tater!

 

[Baztrachian]

8. Their GPS sent them to Vegas.

 

[Baztrachian]

9. Being such decent and upstanding citizens they didn't want to be accused of attempting an insurrection.

 

[dkovic77]

8. Their GPS sent them to Vegas.

I’m sure a killer rally in Vegas, why knock it?

 

[dkovic77]

9. Being such decent and upstanding citizens they didn't want to be accused of attempting an insurrection.

Nah, that’s the “tourists” on Jan 6. Just taking the tour.

 

[Baztrachian]

I’m sure a killer rally in Vegas, why knock it?

Vegas has better bars for damn sure.

 

[dkovic77]

Vegas has better bars for damn sure.

Oh there are good bars everywhere… but whatever kool aid those who doesn’t see why this rally is happening, the Emperor (fitting) does have new clothes to you.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Fox is spewing lies that Trump fawn-fests are larger than a single rally. Ignoring that there are thousands of individual rallies and the idiots at Trump rallies go around in buses to each one and boast about how many they've been to (and how much they've spent on him).

It's the same people at each rally.

9. Too busy whining on Lit.

 

[dkovic77]

9. Too busy whining on Lit.

Can’t keep track of numbers, seems to be part of the issue over there for a lot of things. Ha

 

[Lance_Castro]

10. Too busy whining at st ann.

 

[Bn2f]

Oh there are good bars everywhere… but whatever kool aid those who doesn’t see why this rally is happening, the Emperor (fitting) does have new clothes to you.

Baz, when it comes down to it, actually has a small bit of sense and is for the No Kings Rallies throughout the US. He just has to walk the fine line of being a cuck, not offending his maga buds and he thinks owning the libs is more virtuous at certain times. In quiet moments, he says honest shit like this:

Not enough.

I'm waiting on the Epstein files and I'm also waiting on Trump to figure out that Putin is a lying shitheel.

 

[dkovic77]

Baz, when it comes down to it, actually has a small bit of sense and is for the No Kings Rallies throughout the US. He just has to walk the fine line of being a cuck, not offending his maga buds and he thinks owning the libs is more virtuous at certain times. In quiet moments, he says honest shit like this:

Ahhh so he is a poser, got it.

 

[Bn2f]

Ahhh so he is a poser, got it.

Well, I actually should let him explain for himself his twisted, convoluted logic. But be forewarned again - he’s desperate not to run afoul of maga.

 

[dkovic77]

Well, I actually should let him explain for himself his twisted, convoluted logic. But be forewarned again - he’s desperate not to run afoul of maga.

It’s a free country still, right? Gestapo hasn’t shown up on every corner yet.

Just put a 2+5 = 10 on all his messages, he will have the MAGA folks right with him.

 

[Bn2f]

9. Being such decent and upstanding citizens they didn't want to be accused of attempting an insurrection.

Go ahead baz!
Don’t get all shy now. Lol