A knobby problem...

[roxie]

How 'bout a hotdog bun? My friend just sent me a pic of some guy with his dick on a bun sittin on a serving tray. But then, I came across this one a few weeks ago....

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Hey you... yes you... did someone call you before? "studmuffin", ROTFLMAO.... Wolf a studmuffin????? Sweetie I could think of some lovely names for you, but I'm sure your mates would crack up at Studmuffin, lol ...... so cute buddy

"partyanimal.jpg" Now wasn't Daffy Duck a "duckling" in his early life? Now there you go, that covers two areas..... your fetish for ducklings and your fetish for tats

 

[LRC]

ooo! get one that's pinoccio's face all around your pelvis! have your pecker be the nose!

I'd love to see the Pinnochio tattoo.

*ahem ... singing in my best Christine McVie voice*

Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies

 

[kiwiwolf]

Bumping for BigredNZ

 

[bigrednz]

How about the wrapper from a Cadbury peppermint creme egg, the fillings the same colour.

 

[kiwiwolf]

How about the wrapper from a Cadbury peppermint creme egg, the fillings the same colour.

LMAO... yeah but not quite as thick...

 

[sch00lteacher]

Thanks for the ideas teach... I like your posts by the way... you have style. You tell it as it is.

Oh fine, just go ahead and embarrass the hell outta me.

Make sure what ever you do decide to put on their fits.

It would be terrible if your girl friends name was say, Elizabeth, and you wanted to honor her, but only Elizanb fit. Tisk tisk.

Have you got any plans to visit Sturgis at any time in the future? Sounds to me like you would fit in at bike week there like a glove.

Luck

 

[Debbie]

Another suggestion?

A sign stuck on a truck:

CAUTION WIDE LOAD
Clearance needed?
Allow for at least 12 inches
when fully extended.

 

[bigrednz]

How about

Pull to extend!

 

[Debbie]

What about a pic of a big pencil?

With leaded and ready to
draw on it?

Or a big gun?

Aimed and ready to
shoot?

A pic of a small bomb?
With lit match.

"Baby light you my fire" written under the match!

 

[Debbie]

How about a pic of a lucozade bottle
and tattooed on the side?


lol what about in large letters?

(large canvas must be bold)

Lemon flavour energy

Taste and you will see.

(Edited because of blonde moment)

 

[kiwiwolf]

To all of you who have posted ideas and taken the piss... thank you especially you blondie... lol

I still need ideas. When I research a tattI like to get as many ideas and angles as possible. It allows me to make a balanced decision. Tell you what I will offer a date with Debbiexxx as a prize to who ever comes up with the best idea...

 

[Debbie]

To all of you who have posted ideas and taken the piss... thank you especially you blondie... lol

I still need ideas. When I research a tattI like to get as many ideas and angles as possible. It allows me to make a balanced decision. Tell you what I will offer a date with Debbiexxx as a prize to who ever comes up with the best idea...

Since Ruby came up with one of the best ideas. IMHO?

She wins.

Otherwise? Mike wants to know who is going to
pay the postage. And if I am the booby prize?
What or who is first prize?


My next suggestion?
Warning label
Hazardous pet.
May spit. Please do not handle.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Bumping for Cheyenne and Cym who want photos... before and after ladies?

 

[Cheyenne]

Bumping for Cheyenne and Cym who want photos... before and after ladies?

Of course! In use would be nice, too.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Of course! In use would be nice, too.

LMAO... It hasn't been used in so long I probably have rust in the barrell...

 

[Cheyenne]

LMAO... It hasn't been used in so long I probably have rust in the barrell...

What? No wanking in Kiwiland? Somehow I don't believe you.

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

What about a

Warning sign like the triangel with the exlamation point and then the words "contents under presure"

HMC

 

[phrodeau]

All black, so it looks larger?