A hospital?! What is it?

[shereads]

It's a big building with patients. But there's no time for that now.









This thread always relaxes me.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

There's a sale at Penney's!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Auntie Em! Auntie Em! It's a twister!

 

[Belegon]

The Tower? the tower! Rapunzel!

 

[Guest]

First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came.

But they were all big and fat and they died and turned into oil.

And then the Arabs came.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Timmy, do you ever like to watch gladiator movies?

Yes. Yes. God, yes.

 

[Belegon]

Pardon me stewardess, but I speak jive...

 

[Guest]

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

 

[Belegon]

Alright boys, let's get some pictures...

 

[Guest]

Pardon me stewardess, but I speak jive...

Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help.

 

[Belegon]

*exterior shot of Jet aircraft....


...with propellers humming*

 

[Guest]

Surely you can't be serious.

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Roger, Roger. What's the clearance, Clarence?

 

[Belegon]

What d'ya make of this, Johnny?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Over Macho Grande?

 

[Guest]

What d'ya make of this, Johnny?

Well, you can make a brooch.

Or a Pteradactyl.

 

[Just-Legal]

Run, Forrest! Run!

 

[shereads]

types of magazines at airport news stand:

News

Sports

Whacking-Off Material

 

[Harry Leg]

"how about some coffee charlie?"
"no thanks"

 

[dr_mabeuse]

"Now... On the autopilot there's a valve, just below the belt..."

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Johnny, what can you make out of this?

This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

 

[sincerely_helene]

I'd offer you a bowl of my famous herbal stew, but I haven't the thyme.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

What is "Airplane"?
That is correct! That's $500! Choose another category.

 

[bholderman]

Roger, Roger. What's the clearance, Clarence?

"Do you have your vector, Victor?"

 

[bholderman]

"Do you like gladiator movies, Bobby?"

"Ever see a grown man, naked?"