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Cathleen
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Hi everyone.... kind of late with the morning greeting... so g'afternoon and evening to you all!
A funny for you all today! I stole it from another thread!!
Little Margie usually slept through class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Margie, who created the universe?"
When Margie didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy
seated in the chair behind her, took a sharp pencil and jabbed her in the rear."God Almighty!", shouted Margie.
The nun said, "Very good", and Margie fell back asleep. A little
while later the nun asked Margie, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Margie didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her with pencil again. "Jesus Christ!", shouted Margie.
The nun said, "Very good" and Margie fell back asleep. Then the nun asked Margie a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again Margie didn't stir and Johnny came to the rescue..
This time Margie jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The nun fainted...
A funny for you all today! I stole it from another thread!!
Little Margie usually slept through class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Margie, who created the universe?"
When Margie didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy
seated in the chair behind her, took a sharp pencil and jabbed her in the rear."God Almighty!", shouted Margie.
The nun said, "Very good", and Margie fell back asleep. A little
while later the nun asked Margie, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Margie didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her with pencil again. "Jesus Christ!", shouted Margie.
The nun said, "Very good" and Margie fell back asleep. Then the nun asked Margie a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again Margie didn't stir and Johnny came to the rescue..
This time Margie jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The nun fainted...
higherlevel4u
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At least you didn't say "Hmmmm ...... that's a hard one ....." 
By the way, did you hear about the 3 nuns out on a day trip when a man exposed himself to them?
Two fainted and the third had a stroke ......
By the way, did you hear about the 3 nuns out on a day trip when a man exposed himself to them?
Two fainted and the third had a stroke ......
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One morning two priests head to the showers and it isn't until they are already in the shower they both realise they did not bring any soap.
Father Jack decides he'll run back for the soap, he checks out the
hallway, no one around so rather than get dressed he decides to make a run for it. He checks the hall before heading back to the showers, all clear, so he makes a break for it, just as he turns the corner to the showers he spots 3 nuns walking towards him.. With no where to go, he stands perfectly still holding the 2 bars of soap hoping the nuns will think he's a statue.
The nuns approach, "Oh my look at that, isn't that the most life like statue you've ever seen?"
The first asks. She steps up for a closer look, reaches out and gives a couple of tugs on the priest's dick. Startled, he drops the 1st bar of soap. "Oh heavens" she exclaimed, "I got a bar of soap."
The 2nd nun amazed at how realistic the statue looks, steps closer and again, a couple of yanks at the priest's dick and he drops the other bar of soap.
"My goodness, I got a bar of soap too." The nuns can't beleive it.
The 3rd nun, overcome by the miracle statue, walks up to it and gives a couple of tugs at the priest's dick.
"My God this is amazing." She says, "I got liquid hand soap!!"
Father Jack decides he'll run back for the soap, he checks out the
hallway, no one around so rather than get dressed he decides to make a run for it. He checks the hall before heading back to the showers, all clear, so he makes a break for it, just as he turns the corner to the showers he spots 3 nuns walking towards him.. With no where to go, he stands perfectly still holding the 2 bars of soap hoping the nuns will think he's a statue.
The nuns approach, "Oh my look at that, isn't that the most life like statue you've ever seen?"
The first asks. She steps up for a closer look, reaches out and gives a couple of tugs on the priest's dick. Startled, he drops the 1st bar of soap. "Oh heavens" she exclaimed, "I got a bar of soap."
The 2nd nun amazed at how realistic the statue looks, steps closer and again, a couple of yanks at the priest's dick and he drops the other bar of soap.
"My goodness, I got a bar of soap too." The nuns can't beleive it.
The 3rd nun, overcome by the miracle statue, walks up to it and gives a couple of tugs at the priest's dick.
"My God this is amazing." She says, "I got liquid hand soap!!"
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done_got_old said:
Naughty, DGO ....... but funny!
In fact the cream of the crop .......
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higherlevel4u said:Naughty, DGO ....... but funny!
In fact the cream of the crop .......
It's supposed to be good for the complexion.
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Good morning all. I hope your day goes well.
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Elf Kitten said:Good morning all. I hope your day goes well.
Morning Kitten!
Well, I hope today is better than yesterday, because I had a bit of a bummer ...... but, being the optimistic sort I am (the glass is ALWAYS half-full with me) that's all finished with and today is the first day of the rest of my life ......
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Originally posted by higherlevel4u
Morning Kitten!
Well, I hope today is better than yesterday, because I had a bit of a bummer ...... but, being the optimistic sort I am (the glass is ALWAYS half-full with me) that's all finished with and today is the first day of the rest of my life ......
Thank you. I'm sorry to hear that dear. I hope it gets better for you.
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Elf Kitten said:Thank you. I'm sorry to hear that dear. I hope it gets better for you.
Thanks, Kitten ..... I'm sure it will .....
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WAIT!!!!!! Stop the presses... New people became a part of the chat?? Woo Hoo!!!
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veryblueeyes said:
Introduction?
Veebs ...... this is Kitten
Kitten, this is Veebs ...... you'll get along fine, I'm sure
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higherlevel4u said:Introduction?
Veebs ...... this is Kitten
Kitten, this is Veebs ...... you'll get along fine, I'm sure
Kitten this is Veebs... The one out to steal the musical heart of Higher. Come join in the sensual fun that only he can provide. He is the of master a wonderful playfullness, muscial lyrics and will make your loins burn. Such fun he is.
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veryblueeyes said:
Thanks Veebs ....... the cheque's in the post
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Originally posted by higherlevel4u
Introduction?
Veebs ...... this is Kitten
Kitten, this is Veebs ...... you'll get along fine, I'm sure
Nice to meet you Veebs
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Elf Kitten said:Nice to meet you Veebs
Nice to meet you sweetie!! I hope that that you have a wonderful ride. It shall be fun. Now seatbacks in the upright postion... Seatbelts latched. It shall be a "ride"....
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Weeeee
Sorry, just being stupid higherlevel4u
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~Dream~ said:<prefers to Ride beltless...LOL
hmmm Higher makes loins burn does he??? interesting...
Only if you forgot the cream .......
Hiya Dream! How are you, gorgeous?
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~Dream~ said:Horny as ever..you??
I'm good ..... and horny ...... just been watching a porn mpeg somebody sent me of some nubile young lady having 13 guys cum on her face ...... so as you can guess Pat wanted to cum out and play also .....
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higherlevel4u said:I'm good ..... and horny ...... just been watching a porn mpeg somebody sent me of some nubile young lady having 13 guys cum on her face ...... so as you can guess Pat wanted to cum out and play also .....
well then by all means ..Let him out
I have been fending off some french fuck who had the BALLS to say my pics arent even half as sexy as my avy's are...so i NOW am Cooking his balls as you can see in my location ..
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~Dream~ said:well then by all means ..Let him out
I have been fending off some french fuck who had the BALLS to say my pics arent even half as sexy as my avy's are...so i NOW am Cooking his balls as you can see in my location ..
Go Girl!!! Cut 'em off first, then boil 'em in oil, then let your dog eat them in front of him .....
How dare he say that about our Dream!!
You're gorgeous, hun!!
