higherlevel4u
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Good evening, ladies of Lit ..... 
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higherlevel4u
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*Catches Sao's kiss and touches it to his lips ...*
Hi Sao ..... how are you my Irish colleen?
Hi Sao ..... how are you my Irish colleen?
higherlevel4u said:*Catches Sao's kiss and touches it to his lips ...*
Hi Sao ..... how are you my Irish colleen?
all showered..... hairfree...... hair damp around my shoulders.... sipping have a glass of wine enjoying a night of peace and tranquility and some good music!!! Hubby is out for a drink.
Having a "be nice to Sao" night!
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Saoirse said:all showered..... hairfree...... hair damp around my shoulders.... sipping have a glass of wine enjoying a night of peace and tranquility and some good music!!! Hubby is out for a drink.
Having a "be nice to Sao" night!
You know, I think I could do that quite well ..... without trying too hard .....
Cathleen
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THE LITTLE OLD LADY In court. . .
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened
the
night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front
Porch on
a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the Porch
and
sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abler died
some
30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I
haven't
felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I
just
laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's
when I
shot him, the little bastard.
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened
the
night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front
Porch on
a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the Porch
and
sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abler died
some
30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I
haven't
felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I
just
laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's
when I
shot him, the little bastard.
ImmortaleAmante
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Thanks for the smile Cate
That was very funny LOL
That was very funny LOL
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Saoirse said:Hiya Amante.. hope you are having a good Thursday!
((((((((((Sao)))))))))))
I am having a great Thursday so far hun, how about you?
ImmortaleAmante
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Saoirse said:One day closer to the weekend... so its all good!!
Exactly
I am spending tomorrow with a dear friend, out shopping and eating so i am just counting down.............
ImmortaleAmante said:Exactly
I am spending tomorrow with a dear friend, out shopping and eating so i am just counting down.............
cool.... that is great. Have a wonderful day Hon
I too am out for dinner tonight with a dear friend..... cant wait!
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Morning funny....
A man stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for his wife. As the clerk was putting on the finishing touches on bouquet, another man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses. "I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch."
The desperate customer turned to the other man and begged, "May I please have those roses?"
"What happened?" the first man asked. "Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"
"It's even worse than that," the second man confided. "I crashed my wife's hard drive."
Good morning to you all!
A man stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for his wife. As the clerk was putting on the finishing touches on bouquet, another man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses. "I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch."
The desperate customer turned to the other man and begged, "May I please have those roses?"
"What happened?" the first man asked. "Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"
"It's even worse than that," the second man confided. "I crashed my wife's hard drive."
Good morning to you all!
Elf Kitten
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I could care less about games, I want SEX!!!
done_got_old
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tn_8tiv said:Well hell Elfie...let's just get it done!
I'm with Elfie!!!
higherlevel4u
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Perverts!
That's just the sort of people I don't want on this thread ......
I personally am sick to death of sex in all its different connotations ..... and couldn't care less if I didn't hear another sexual reference or smutty innuendo or double entendre for the rest of my life ......
and if you believe that ...... you obviously don't know me ..... hahaha
That's just the sort of people I don't want on this thread ......
I personally am sick to death of sex in all its different connotations ..... and couldn't care less if I didn't hear another sexual reference or smutty innuendo or double entendre for the rest of my life ......
and if you believe that ...... you obviously don't know me ..... hahaha
