A Higher Chat Thread

[ImmortaleAmante]

LOL............Very clever Dream

 

[ImmortaleAmante]

Just a little something for you dream..........what do you think?

 

[~Dream~]

thanks Amante ..welcum Back

just a lil trivia for you all..
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Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half......

 

[~Dream~]

Just a little something for you dream..........what do you think?

OMG Yummy!!

they best Not ship Him Off To Iraq or nothing tho...

he could pass for Military now ..still So DAMN SEXY

 

[~Dream~]

ROF at this Joke I was just told...LOL

I'm like Domino's Pizza: if you don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free

 

[ImmortaleAmante]

thanks Amante ..welcum Back

just a lil trivia for you all..
.

Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half......

All i have to say is 4 MINUTES!!!!!!!!! What poor excuses for sex where they looking at, 4 minutes LOL thats not even a quickie

 

[ImmortaleAmante]

ROF at this Joke I was just told...LOL

I'm like Domino's Pizza: if you don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free

LOL

 

[~Dream~]

All i have to say is 4 MINUTES!!!!!!!!! What poor excuses for sex where they looking at, 4 minutes LOL thats not even a quickie

exactly ( a man prob wrote that,LOL))

and 3 times a week?? hell I have sex 3-5 times a day ..and thats on a Slow day..

 

[done_got_old]

ROF at this Joke I was just told...LOL

I'm like Domino's Pizza: if you don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free

Love it!

 

[ImmortaleAmante]

exactly ( a man prob wrote that,LOL))

and 3 times a week?? hell I have sex 3-5 times a day ..and thats on a Slow day..

I'm with you on that, 3 times a week! But maybe not everyone is a sex hungry as we are...................

Poor people

 

[~Dream~]

I'm with you on that, 3 times a week! But maybe not everyone is a sex hungry as we are...................

Poor people

* Sucks to be them.....LOL

 

[~Dream~]

Love it!

heres another 1 For ya DGO..

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way



Bond..James Bond...hehehehhe

 

[Elf Kitten]

Hell. Where's everyone getting all this sex?

 

[ImmortaleAmante]

Hell. Where's everyone getting all this sex?

 

[~Dream~]

"Enquiring Minds wanna know??"

 

[Elf Kitten]

 

[ImmortaleAmante]

Why so sad little Kitty? aren't you getting enough?

 

[Elf Kitten]

Why so sad little Kitty? aren't you getting enough?

Noooo : pout :

 

[~Dream~]

awww Poor Kitty ..sorry hun

changing the subject a sec...does anyone here watch any reality tv shows??

I watched ..have watched and continue to watch..

American Idol
the Bachelor
the Swan
High School Reunion
For Love or Money
Joe Millionaire
Big Brother
Playin It Straight
Forever Eden

just to name a few..LOL

 

[ImmortaleAmante]

Noooo : pout :

Thats awful sweetie I am sure there will be plenty of people on here willing to help out..........

 

[ImmortaleAmante]

awww Poor Kitty ..sorry hun

changing the subject a sec...does anyone here watch any reality tv shows??

I watched ..have watched and continue to watch..

American Idol
the Bachelor
the Swan
High School Reunion
For Love or Money
Joe Millionaire
Big Brother
Playin It Straight
Forever Eden

just to name a few..LOL

Used to especially big brother, but i think they have become to PC and over the top, still they are addictive

 

[~Dream~]

be patient lil Kitten ..you are a sweety ..someone will notice ya soon enuf hun...

GRRR@ da prison bastards!! I havent gotten a letter from Jim In 5 days now ..they keep fuckin with our mail!! and they wont let him have my pics i just sent cause sposedly they are get this..Pornographic!! and I have a bra and panties on even geez..GRRRRR

 

[ImmortaleAmante]

be patient lil Kitten ..you are a sweety ..someone will notice ya soon enuf hun...

GRRR@ da prison bastards!! I havent gotten a letter from Jim In 5 days now ..they keep fuckin with our mail!! and they wont let him have my pics i just sent cause sposedly they are get this..Pornographic!! and I have a bra and panties on even geez..GRRRRR

Thats shitty hun , can he phone?

I took a peek at your pics earlier, nice to see who i am talking to

 

[~Dream~]

Thats shitty hun , can he phone?

I took a peek at your pics earlier, nice to see who i am talking to

Nope he cant phone cause the assholes even have a limit on that!! and I'm the one that pays THAT bill ,,he has to call Collect..

we already used up our alloted time ..lol

you can look at my pics whenever ya wish hun..

 

[Saoirse]

Sends Dream a phone card!!!!