A Higher Chat Thread

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Originally posted by higherlevel4u
So what's stopping you, DGO??

LOL. That was wrong, Mr. H. Shame on you!!!

 

[higherlevel4u]

LOL. That was wrong, Mr. H. Shame on you!!!

That was just a variation on the old joke ..... "That's no lady, that's my wife ...."

Love you really, DGO .....

 

[done_got_old]

LOL. That was wrong, Mr. H. Shame on you!!!

SXY, don't worry, HE WILL PAY!!!

 

[done_got_old]

That was just a variation on the old joke ..... "That's no lady, that's my wife ...."

Love you really, DGO .....

You're a day late and a nickel short with that apology.

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Originally posted by done_got_old
SXY, don't worry, HE WILL PAY!!!

Good...You ought to make him pay for that one...I've got a paddle of you need one.

 

[done_got_old]

Good...You ought to make him pay for that one...I've got a paddle of you need one.

No, I think he deserves more than pain........

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Originally posted by done_got_old
No, I think he deserves more than pain........

Who know's...the paddle may be pleasurable to him.

 

[higherlevel4u]

Who know's...the paddle may be pleasurable to him.

The only thing I need a paddle for is getting up your creek ......

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Originally posted by higherlevel4u
The only thing I need a paddle for is getting up your creek ......

Why, Mr. H....Is that an offer....

 

[higherlevel4u]

Why, Mr. H....Is that an offer....

Just lie back and enjoy the ride ......

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Originally posted by higherlevel4u
Just lie back and enjoy the ride ......

Is it gonna be a rough ride? Am I gonna need to be strapped in?

 

[higherlevel4u]

Is it gonna be a rough ride? Am I gonna need to be strapped in?

Well, you won't need anything strapped on .......

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Originally posted by higherlevel4u
Well, you won't need anything strapped on .......

I sure hope not....

 

[higherlevel4u]

I sure hope not....

I come fitted with all the appropriate equipment .....

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Originally posted by higherlevel4u
I come fitted with all the appropriate equipment .....

I've seen...and what nice equipment you have...would love to try it out sometime...

 

[higherlevel4u]

I've seen...and what nice equipment you have...would love to try it out sometime...

So would I ...... but not now, hun ...... it's time this little bunny starts heading for his beauty sleep (and boy does he need it ....)

Take care, maybe tomorrow .....

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Originally posted by higherlevel4u
So would I ...... but not now, hun ...... it's time this little bunny starts heading for his beauty sleep (and boy does he need it ....)

Take care, maybe tomorrow .....

Awww shucks...o.k. sweetness. Sleep tight. 's

 

[Cathleen]

Something funny....just in case it ever gets boring here! LOL



A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication
you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her. There was a
moment of silence before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my
condition because this prescription is marked
'NO REFILLS'."
-----------------------------------------
An older gentleman was on the operating
table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia he
asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and
just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something
happens to me .. your mother is going to come
and live with you and your wife...."
-----------------------------------------
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when
you stop lying about your age and start
bragging about it.
------------------------------------------
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth
waiting in line for
------------------------------------------
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know "why" I look
this way. I've traveled a long way and some
of the roads weren't paved.
--------------------------------------------
How old would you be if you didn't know
how old you are?
----------------------------------------------
When you are dissatisfied and would like
to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
---------------------------------------------
You know you are getting old when everything
either dries up or leaks.
----------------------------------------------
I don't know how I got over the hill without
getting to the top.
----------------------------------------------
One of the many things no one tells you
about aging is that it is such a nice change
from being young.
----------------------------------------------
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being
old is comfortable.
-----------------------------------------------
Old age is when former classmates are
so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't
recognize you.
----------------------------------------------
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you
won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
--------------------------------------
First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's
worse when you forget to pull it down.
-------------------------------------------
Long ago when men cursed and beat the
ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft..
Today, it's called golf
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A WELL PLANNED LIFE???? Two women
met for the first time since graduating
from high school. One asked the other,
"You were always so organized in school.
Did you manage tolive a well planned life? "
" Yes," said her friend.
"My first marriage was to a millionaire;
my second marriage was to an actor;
my third marriage was to a preacher;
and now I'm married to an undertaker.
" Her friend asked, "What do those
marriages have to do with a well planned life?"



"One for the money, two for the show,
three to get ready, and four to go."

 

[let_us_lick_u]

Originally posted by Cathleen
Something funny....just in case it ever gets boring here! LOL



A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication
you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her. There was a
moment of silence before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my
condition because this prescription is marked
'NO REFILLS'."
-----------------------------------------
An older gentleman was on the operating
table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia he
asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and
just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something
happens to me .. your mother is going to come
and live with you and your wife...."
-----------------------------------------
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when
you stop lying about your age and start
bragging about it.
------------------------------------------
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth
waiting in line for
------------------------------------------
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know "why" I look
this way. I've traveled a long way and some
of the roads weren't paved.
--------------------------------------------
How old would you be if you didn't know
how old you are?
----------------------------------------------
When you are dissatisfied and would like
to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
---------------------------------------------
You know you are getting old when everything
either dries up or leaks.
----------------------------------------------
I don't know how I got over the hill without
getting to the top.
----------------------------------------------
One of the many things no one tells you
about aging is that it is such a nice change
from being young.
----------------------------------------------
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being
old is comfortable.
-----------------------------------------------
Old age is when former classmates are
so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't
recognize you.
----------------------------------------------
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you
won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
--------------------------------------
First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's
worse when you forget to pull it down.
-------------------------------------------
Long ago when men cursed and beat the
ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft..
Today, it's called golf
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A WELL PLANNED LIFE???? Two women
met for the first time since graduating
from high school. One asked the other,
"You were always so organized in school.
Did you manage tolive a well planned life? "
" Yes," said her friend.
"My first marriage was to a millionaire;
my second marriage was to an actor;
my third marriage was to a preacher;
and now I'm married to an undertaker.
" Her friend asked, "What do those
marriages have to do with a well planned life?"



"One for the money, two for the show,
three to get ready, and four to go."

Good morning everyone!!
LOL! those were pretty good,especially the last one.

 

[~Dream~]

Good morning to all my friends On this thread

special kisses and (gropes) for Higher

 

[Cathleen]

Good morning Dream.... good morning everyone!

hope all are well and enjoying the day!

 

[Saoirse]

Hope everyone is having a good day!

 

[Cathleen]

Warning..... SPEW ALERT....... well I think so.....

Joke of the Day


After spying a beautiful blond walking by a man says to God, "God, why did you make blonde's so beautiful?"

God responded, "So you would love her."

"But God", the man replied, "Why did you make her so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you."

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Originally posted by Cathleen
Warning..... SPEW ALERT....... well I think so.....

Joke of the Day


After spying a beautiful blond walking by a man says to God, "God, why did you make blonde's so beautiful?"

God responded, "So you would love her."

"But God", the man replied, "Why did you make her so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you."

LOL...those were too funny, Cate...

Good morning eveyone...'s...'s...hugz and tugz to all...

 

[Saoirse]

<----- thankfully is a brunette!!!