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Yawning and stretching a Good morning to you all...... I am not all too sure I am awake.... but since when does that matter!!

Hope everyone is doing well......having some fun or whatever makes you happy!

:kiss: :kiss:
 
Cathleen said:
Yawning and stretching a Good morning to you all...... I am not all too sure I am awake.... but since when does that matter!!

Hope everyone is doing well......having some fun or whatever makes you happy!

:kiss: :kiss:

Good morning Cate......everyone. :)
 
Joke of the day:


Go Screw


It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," he says. "That's cool" says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.

Carrie's father responds "why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby-so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"

Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "Dammit Daddy! It's called the twist!"
 
done_got_old said:
It seems that way. I doing fine, what about you?
Doing ok ..... honestly its just too early to tell yet! I'm not waking up at all..... and I want to get to the nursery and get some plants and all...... time to beautify this place!!

Glad you liked that one Sao..... it was cute! ;) Huggs to you !!;)
 
Cathleen said:
Joke of the day:


Go Screw


It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," he says. "That's cool" says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.

Carrie's father responds "why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby-so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"

Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "Dammit Daddy! It's called the twist!"


Rof@ that Joke Cate ..esp since thats the year I was Born ...so maybe my Mom's dad got it all mixed up as well!! LOL:D
 
higherlevel4u said:
You're a teacher though .......


True, and you know what they say about teachers...........we'll make you do it over and over and over again until you get it right.
 
sxy_bi_horny_chick said:
Then do tell...How were you able to manage several. This inquiring mind would like to know for future reference.:D

A lady never tells her secret. ;)
 
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