A Higher Chat Thread

[DLL]

Originally posted by Saoirse
Yeah What Higher says!!! Will keep my fingers crossed for you.... so hopefully you'll soon be dancing around in some sexy strappy high heels!!!

hey tennis sneaks are pretty damn sexy too....

hope all goes well Dream.......
Morning Sao!!! Higher!!!LuLu!!!Shopper!!!who else did I miss...

if i didnt have to wear heels alot i would actually perfer to be in my oldest riding boots..they are so comfy

 

[Saoirse]

DLL!!!!! Hugsssssssss and kisses!!!

I know what you mean.. its great to be able to lounge around in some old comfy shoes... like an old pal!!!

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by let_us_lick_u
Man...I'm starting to feel like the Jolly Green Giant here.

God Lulu me too ....but what the heck i look good in green...

 

[veryblueeyes]

Hello DLL, I don't know if I have had the pleasure of meeting you, but just wanted to say HI.

 

[higherlevel4u]

............. "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The
receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter

 

[higherlevel4u]

By the way ..... good to see you, DLL .....

And I still LOVE the way you walk in your sig .....

 

[Saoirse]

a good one huh???

 

[let_us_lick_u]

Originally posted by veryblueeyes

Tiff, I bet you are gorgeous too. Since I am just meeting you, what is your partner in Crime's name, so I know.
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Thank you both. I don't want to brag but....


She would be Lynn...She's on more during the day and afternoon...I'm on early morning usually.

 

[higherlevel4u]

a good one huh???

You sure are, Sao .....

 

[Saoirse]

You sure are, Sao .....

Takes one to know one Higher!!!

and the answer is yes btw

 

[veryblueeyes]

Hey if posting jokes... Here is another one that I posted on the jokes thread. Cracked me up.

One day, an old woman sat in her rocking chair on her front porch. Beside her slept her mangy old hound, Rex. All of a sudden, a genie appears, startling the old crone. "Old woman," the genie says, "I feel sorry for you sitting here looking old and tired, so I’ve decided to grant you three wishes." The old woman thinks about it and says, "Well, I’ve always wanted to be a young, beautiful princess." Poof! The genie turns her into a young, beautiful princess. The beautiful princess thinks some more and says, "A princess should live in a castle, not a shack like this." Poof! The shack becomes a huge castle. The princess thinks a little more, then asks, "Shouldn’t a beautiful princess have a handsome prince?" The genie looks around and spots Rex. Poof! Rex is transformed into a handsome prince. Rex, the handsome prince, strolls up to the beautiful princess and kisses her passionately. She melts in his arms and cries, "Take me Rex! Take me now!" With a bitter smile, Rex whispers in her ear, "Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered now, bitch!"

 

[Saoirse]

*giggling*... I love it!!!

 

[let_us_lick_u]

Originally posted by veryblueeyes
Hey if posting jokes... Here is another one that I posted on the jokes thread. Cracked me up.

One day, an old woman sat in her rocking chair on her front porch. Beside her slept her mangy old hound, Rex. All of a sudden, a genie appears, startling the old crone. "Old woman," the genie says, "I feel sorry for you sitting here looking old and tired, so I’ve decided to grant you three wishes." The old woman thinks about it and says, "Well, I’ve always wanted to be a young, beautiful princess." Poof! The genie turns her into a young, beautiful princess. The beautiful princess thinks some more and says, "A princess should live in a castle, not a shack like this." Poof! The shack becomes a huge castle. The princess thinks a little more, then asks, "Shouldn’t a beautiful princess have a handsome prince?" The genie looks around and spots Rex. Poof! Rex is transformed into a handsome prince. Rex, the handsome prince, strolls up to the beautiful princess and kisses her passionately. She melts in his arms and cries, "Take me Rex! Take me now!" With a bitter smile, Rex whispers in her ear, "Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered now, bitch!"

LMAO...

 

[Saoirse]

There were two nuns............
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other
one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are
still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the
past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the
most?What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical
thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one
minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way
and I'll go this way.He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about
what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what
happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow
us both,so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I
could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.



SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail
Marys!

 

[veryblueeyes]

Good one!!!

Though I do love a man with pants around his ankles

 

[Saoirse]

mmmm.... so long as there is access I dont mind!!!

 

[veryblueeyes]

Hey Sao... I didn't know about a jokes thread here. I had one on the GB. I have many jokes up my sleeve...

 

[Saoirse]

yep... the jokes thread is now on the first page here.. courtesy of moi!!!

Go post 'em jokes Veeb... nothign beats a good laugh!!!

 

[let_us_lick_u]

Originally posted by Saoirse
yep... the jokes thread is now on the first page here.. courtesy of moi!!!

Go post 'em jokes Veeb... nothign beats a good laugh!!!

I don't know about that...I think I can think of something that's better...

 

[veryblueeyes]

I don't know about that...I think I can think of something that's better...

A good spanking??? Wow, I am on a roll today!! Then after that a feather ran down the ass to make you giggle. Two combined into one.

 

[let_us_lick_u]

Originally posted by veryblueeyes
A good spanking??? Wow, I am on a roll today!! Then after that a feather ran down the ass to make you giggle. Two combined into one.

Kinky, kinky...a good tounge in a few select spots...some whipped cream, fudge, a cherry or two...mmmmmm....I think I better stop...getting all excited and no one to help me...

 

[Saoirse]

*standing with hands on hips shaking head*

I cant leave you pair alone for a moment can I???

 

[let_us_lick_u]

Originally posted by Saoirse
*standing with hands on hips shaking head*

I cant leave you pair alone for a moment can I???

*giggles sheepishly...turns and innocently walks away...*

 

[veryblueeyes]

*giggles sheepishly...turns and innocently walks away...*

Stands with hands on hips... Sao, just when things were getting interesting... LOL

 

[higherlevel4u]

Jeez .... I leave you girls alone for half an hour and look what happens .....

Shame I'm busy, or I could have joined in .....