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Saoirse said:
*smiling*.. I hope you enjoy it!!!

Things are good here. A quiet family Easter... nice and relaxing. We did a bar-b-Q last night... and today its raining!!! :rolleyes: We are going to Paris on Thursday for our Wedding anniversary.. so I wont be around from then until Tuesday. :heart:

All you can do is be yourself Hon..... and take it one step at a time. Just be true to yourself. OK?? :rose:
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Absolutely.....one of me is enough for everyone, including me......thanks for the story....whoa... intense....I have to be honest....that Winter Tale is among my favorites....something about it just ressonates with me...... the setting is definately one of the factors....I love winter, snow, mountains...etc....

Good luck with the new one too.....I'm sure it will be a big hit!!

Happy Anniversary to You Both!!! Many more to you and all the love it brings!!:kiss: :kiss: :rose: :rose:
 
smiling... thanks!! I actually wrote that one for him last December.. and tweaked it a bit recently to put it on here. We are friends for the past 2 years and together online for about 20 months. Real life friends since December 2002. He is a pretty special guy!! :heart:

Thanks for the feedback... I really appreciate it. I loved A Winters Tale too.. it was the first story I ever wrote and was straight from the heart. Kinda like a fairy tale!

:)
 
Thief Returns Car After Receiving Text Messages

SYDNEY, Australia (April 8) - A distraught woman used cell phone text messages to persuade a thief to return her car.

Lee Alaban, 34, of Port Macquarie had her Holden Commodore sedan stolen while she was at work on March 30, The Daily Telegraph newspaper reported Wednesday.

Her 13-year-old son's cell phone was in the car, so Alaban sent text messages to the thief. She explained that the car was a gift from her father shortly before he died and that presents for her son's birthday, which was on the following day, were in its trunk.

''We exchanged a number of text messages,'' Alaban told the newspaper. ''He started apologizing and I felt I was getting through. Next thing, I got this text saying he will return the car.''

The thief wrote another text message telling her where to find the car, which he abandoned in a parking lot - but not before stealing the cell phone and the birthday presents.

Alaban was so pleased to get her car back, she even sent a final tongue-in-cheek text.

''If I ever lock myself out of my car, I'll send you a message,'' she wrote.


04-08-04 1206EDT


Wish it all could work out this way!!
 
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into
thebank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has
worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally, a smart blonde joke.
 
done_got_old said:
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into
thebank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has
worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally, a smart blonde joke.
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A VERY smart blonde she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for sharing that one DGO!!!!!! A great find!!!
:D
 
higherlevel4u said:
Sorry, just realised I cocked that up ...... it should have read 'a brainy blonde joke' ..... :D
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WHAT??? you cocked that up???? what ????

omg lmao
 
done_got_old said:
I'm with you.........he cocked it up!
roflmao
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yes.... "Higher...you gots some 'xplaining to do" !!!!

Holy moly!!! I mean, its all English....but what ???????????:D
I'm just dying here with laughter!!!!
 
Cathleen said:
yes.... "Higher...you gots some 'xplaining to do" !!!!

Holy moly!!! I mean, its all English....but what ???????????:D
I'm just dying here with laughter!!!!
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I wonder if women can 'cock it up'?
 
done_got_old said:
I wonder if women can 'cock it up'?
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oh gosh........ stop!!!!!!!!!! please.............. I was just regaining my composure!!!! omg too funny.....as always!!:D
 
Cathleen said:
oh gosh........ stop!!!!!!!!!! please.............. I was just regaining my composure!!!! omg too funny.....as always!!:D
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okay, one more

what would happen if it were cocked down?
or
cocked up his down cock
 
Saoirse said:
*peeks head in door*.... retreats at a fast pace!!! :eek:
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no no stay!!!! Maybe you can figure out what the heck Higher was saying up there!!!

Hi Sao....always nice to see you...:kiss:
 
done_got_old said:
okay, one more

what would happen if it were cocked down?
or
cocked up his down cock
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or crocked cocked

now i've gone beyond silly!:rolleyes:
 
Cathleen said:
no no stay!!!! Maybe you can figure out what the heck Higher was saying up there!!!

Hi Sao....always nice to see you...:kiss:
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Heya Caters... hugssssssss..... and always a pleasure to find you here too Babe. Howaya doing? Good I hope... :rose:

U reckon I can understand Higher??? UhUh.... nooo chance!! :eek:
 
Saoirse said:
Heya Caters... hugssssssss..... and always a pleasure to find you here too Babe. Howaya doing? Good I hope... :rose:

U reckon I can understand Higher??? UhUh.... nooo chance!! :eek:
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Things are well, better.....I've had a few troubles to contend with of late.... but they will not get the better of me..... yet!!
I was hoping you could shed some light on his phrasing.....I think we will have to wait this one out!!;)
 
well all's I know is a cock UP is a mistake..... dont know what a cock DOWN is???? :confused: I reckon he is being fascitious!!! :p
 
Originally posted by redrider4u
that's why fish belong in the ocean, lakes, and rivers...for catchin' and eatin"
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:p

I don't eat fish....don't care for the taste...but I love watching them....so do my cats....

see?
 
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