A guide to my breasts

[MILFSauce]

I love my breasts. They're not particular big, but they're pretty. At least, I think they are. They have a nice gentle, sensuous shape, but they're not symmetrical ... the left one is a bit larger, and you wanna hear something funny? Only one man in the past seven years has noticed, or at least, has mentioned it. As obsessed with boobs as men claim to be, you'd think more of them would have noticed.

My breasts are still reasonably perky for pushing 50 and having two children. Men have noticed that, and commented on it ... sometimes in a rather annoying way. I easily pass the "pencil test", for which I can thank my DNA. My mom is in her 70s, and she's still quite perky, too.

My breasts are extremely sensitive. I joke that I have two extra clits on my chest, to the point that I fully expect one day to be able to orgasm from fondling my breasts and nipples alone. I especially like when a man holds them between his fingers and gently rolls them around. But no biting, please.

My nipples are brown, not pink, due to my Hispanic heritage. I'm 1/4 Latina.

I love having my breasts massaged. I once had a massage therapist (female) who massaged them as a regular part of our therapy sessions. It was wonderful ... this woman had magic in her hands. When she touched my breasts, it wasn't overtly sexual at all, but it was definitely sensuous and I oftentimes became latently aroused. Sorry guys, but no man has ever done them like that.

Here's a short list of things that make my nipples hard (other than licking or sucking on them):

1. cold air
2. working out
3. caressing the back of my neck
4. sneezing
5. scratching my back
6. a too-small shirt and no bra
7. doing kegels

They respond very readily to these things, and as you can see from the list, it would be a mistake to assume that erect nipples are necessarily a sign of sexual desire. I tease them up during the day by reaching up inside my shirt and flicking my thumbs over them, and once they're erected, they tend to stay that way for a while. I no longer care if people notice, which they do because I don't always bother with a bra these days. I do care, though, if someone catches me doing the flicking thing. Which has happened once, so far .. I was embarrassed to death .. lol

I used to wish they were bigger, but I've made my peace with them. I developed later that the other girls when I was young, so I've always lagged behind in the boob department. But, as I say, I'm happy with what I've got now. And I'm pretty sure they won't be down around my knees when I'm 70.

 

[DenverFunguy]

Very nice! I would love to take up the challenge of no man having ever made them feel this way. Smiles. Love not just breasts but making a woman feel wonderful in what ever way works for Her.

I love my breasts. They're not particular big, but they're pretty. At least, I think they are. They have a nice gentle, sensuous shape, but they're not symmetrical ... the left one is a bit larger, and you wanna hear something funny? Only one man in the past seven years has noticed, or at least, has mentioned it. As obsessed with boobs as men claim to be, you'd think more of them would have noticed.

My breasts are still reasonably perky for pushing 50 and having two children. Men have noticed that, and commented on it ... sometimes in a rather annoying way. I easily pass the "pencil test", for which I can thank my DNA. My mom is in her 70s, and she's still quite perky, too.

My breasts are extremely sensitive. I joke that I have two extra clits on my chest, to the point that I fully expect one day to be able to orgasm from fondling my breasts and nipples alone. I especially like when a man holds them between his fingers and gently rolls them around. But no biting, please.

My nipples are brown, not pink, due to my Hispanic heritage. I'm 1/4 Latina.

I love having my breasts massaged. I once had a massage therapist (female) who massaged them as a regular part of our therapy sessions. It was wonderful ... this woman had magic in her hands. When she touched my breasts, it wasn't overtly sexual at all, but it was definitely sensuous and I oftentimes became latently aroused. Sorry guys, but no man has ever done them like that.

Here's a short list of things that make my nipples hard (other than licking or sucking on them):

1. cold air
2. working out
3. caressing the back of my neck
4. sneezing
5. scratching my back
6. a too-small shirt and no bra
7. doing kegels

They respond very readily to these things, and as you can see from the list, it would be a mistake to assume that erect nipples are necessarily a sign of sexual desire. I tease them up during the day by reaching up inside my shirt and flicking my thumbs over them, and once they're erected, they tend to stay that way for a while. I no longer care if people notice, which they do because I don't always bother with a bra these days. I do care, though, if someone catches me doing the flicking thing. Which has happened once, so far .. I was embarrassed to death .. lol

I used to wish they were bigger, but I've made my peace with them. I developed later that the other girls when I was young, so I've always lagged behind in the boob department. But, as I say, I'm happy with what I've got now. And I'm pretty sure they won't be down around my knees when I'm 70.

 

[--TeaseMe--]

Excellent guide...I've made the mistake of nibbling and it wasnt well received.

 

[NippleMuncher]

They have a nice gentle, sensuous shape, but they're not symmetrical ... the left one is a bit larger, and you wanna hear something funny? Only one man in the past seven years has noticed, or at least, has mentioned it. As obsessed with boobs as men claim to be, you'd think more of them would have noticed.

Let's hope that the ones who didn't mention it, were respecting your feelings. Most women don't take too well to noticed "flaws". I tend to notice such things, but don't mention it unless broached by her.

I love having my breasts massaged. I once had a massage therapist (female) who massaged them as a regular part of our therapy sessions. It was wonderful ... this woman had magic in her hands. When she touched my breasts, it wasn't overtly sexual at all, but it was definitely sensuous and I oftentimes became latently aroused. Sorry guys, but no man has ever done them like that.

To be honest, most men don't know how to even do a massage, let alone massage something like breasts. Even more rare is a man giving a massage with no strings attached. IMHO, there are many levels of massage that range all the way from therapeutic to full on "there WILL be sex tonight!" It is a wise masseur who knows the differences and uses them to their advantage.

I keep threatening to write a massage 'how to', but have not gotten around to it yet. I have made the passing post on the subject, much to the delight of my readers.

 

[AzUp4fun]

Interesting you mentioned how sensitive your nipples are, some women in my past have been like this while others liked more aggressive play. Sometimes after what seemed excessively play they would only ask for more. So there you never know what might be pleasurable so a guide isn't a bad idea. Seem breasts are like a box of chocolates you never know that you are going to get.

 

[MILFSauce]

Let's hope that the ones who didn't mention it, were respecting your feelings. Most women don't take too well to noticed "flaws". I tend to notice such things, but don't mention it unless broached by her.

That's true. Actually, I've mentioned it myself a few times. I don't see it as a "flaw", really. It's just a "quirk" .. lol

Most women have one breast slightly larger than the other, just like most men, I've read, have one testicle slightly larger.

I keep threatening to write a massage 'how to', but have not gotten around to it yet. I have made the passing post on the subject, much to the delight of my readers.

Are you a licensed therapist?

What a wonderful job that must be. For someone who's very touchy-feely, like me, getting to stroke and touch bodies all day long would be heaven.

The best massage therapists use the medium of touch to make a human connection, and it's absolutely sublime. Many times I've gotten up off the table when the therapist was finished and we spontaneously wept in each other's arms. It's that powerful a connection.

 

[NippleMuncher]

For you to be this open here about the subject, I wouldn't expect you to take offense to a lover taking notice. Yes, it is quite common for asymmetrical breasts, not sure about testicles, but it wouldn't be a surprise.

No, I am not a masseuse, but I know my way around a body pretty well, and as my name would imply, I know a thing or two about breasts, as well as how to massage them. In fact, I can make you melt with a chest massage and never even touch your breasts.

 

[daus42]

Will there be any more guides to your body MILFsauce? I think a complete series would be most welcome!!!

 

[30bandits]

excellent guide, now if we only had a photo of them....

 

[MILFSauce]

excellent guide, now if we only had a photo of them....

They're here somewhere on this site.

 

[MILFSauce]

Will there be any more guides to your body MILFsauce? I think a complete series would be most welcome!!!

Thank you

Well, I thought about it, but it seems a bit narcissistic. Maybe just the one is enough

 

[MILFSauce]

Seem breasts are like a box of chocolates you never know that you are going to get.

Very true! But also true of people in general. You never know what someone is going to find attractive or sexy. So you just go with what you got, and hope for the best ...

 

[daus42]

Thank you

Well, I thought about it, but it seems a bit narcissistic. Maybe just the one is enough

Aren't breasts like gateway drugs?

 

[rbob840]

I love my breasts. They're not particular big, but they're pretty. At least, I think they are. They have a nice gentle, sensuous shape, but they're not symmetrical ... the left one is a bit larger, and you wanna hear something funny? Only one man in the past seven years has noticed, or at least, has mentioned it. As obsessed with boobs as men claim to be, you'd think more of them would have noticed.

My breasts are still reasonably perky for pushing 50 and having two children. Men have noticed that, and commented on it ... sometimes in a rather annoying way. I easily pass the "pencil test", for which I can thank my DNA. My mom is in her 70s, and she's still quite perky, too.

My breasts are extremely sensitive. I joke that I have two extra clits on my chest, to the point that I fully expect one day to be able to orgasm from fondling my breasts and nipples alone. I especially like when a man holds them between his fingers and gently rolls them around. But no biting, please.

My nipples are brown, not pink, due to my Hispanic heritage. I'm 1/4 Latina.

I love having my breasts massaged. I once had a massage therapist (female) who massaged them as a regular part of our therapy sessions. It was wonderful ... this woman had magic in her hands. When she touched my breasts, it wasn't overtly sexual at all, but it was definitely sensuous and I oftentimes became latently aroused. Sorry guys, but no man has ever done them like that.

Here's a short list of things that make my nipples hard (other than licking or sucking on them):

1. cold air
2. working out
3. caressing the back of my neck
4. sneezing
5. scratching my back
6. a too-small shirt and no bra
7. doing kegels

They respond very readily to these things, and as you can see from the list, it would be a mistake to assume that erect nipples are necessarily a sign of sexual desire. I tease them up during the day by reaching up inside my shirt and flicking my thumbs over them, and once they're erected, they tend to stay that way for a while. I no longer care if people notice, which they do because I don't always bother with a bra these days. I do care, though, if someone catches me doing the flicking thing. Which has happened once, so far .. I was embarrassed to death .. lol

I used to wish they were bigger, but I've made my peace with them. I developed later that the other girls when I was young, so I've always lagged behind in the boob department. But, as I say, I'm happy with what I've got now. And I'm pretty sure they won't be down around my knees when I'm 70.

Oh my... They sound quite lovely indeed..

 

[Athalia]

MILFSauce, I'm happy that you have a good relationship with your breasts.

On the other hand, I heard something on the radio today on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me about how some women feel about their breasts: they're only really useful for about three years of your life, and the rest of the time they just get in your way or try to kill you.

None of those things have happened to me yet (or are likely to), being not as well endowed as you, childless, and without a family history of breast cancer. But I do like getting my tits and nips played with. So for me, there's no downside (yet).

 

[jehoram]

MILFSauce, I'm happy that you have a good relationship with your breasts.

On the other hand, I heard something on the radio today on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me about how some women feel about their breasts: they're only really useful for about three years of your life, and the rest of the time they just get in your way or try to kill you.

I just heard that this morning! Actually, the quote is: "They just get in your way or embarrass you."

But you may have been thinking about the company that sells T-shirts to woman who have had radical mastectomies. The T-shirts say "Of course, they're fake! The real ones tried to kill me!" I heard about that one on PBS, too.

 

[MILFSauce]

On the other hand, I heard something on the radio today on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me about how some women feel about their breasts: they're only really useful for about three years of your life, and the rest of the time they just get in your way or try to kill you.

I'm happy to say mine have never gotten in my way ... lol. Maybe if they were 42DD's ...

 

[MILFSauce]

The T-shirts say "Of course, they're fake! The real ones tried to kill me!" I heard about that one on PBS, too.

I have a couple of friends who have had both breasts taken off, and they're just happy to have breasts now, no matter if they're fake.

One friend in particular, the surgeon did a fabulous job ... you almost can't tell they're fake. The nipples are a teeny bit artificial looking, but the breasts look real. They feel real, too. As I say, she's very happy with them.

 

[Que]

This thread would be more instructive if it came with an illustrated guide, I feel.

 

[NightL]

This thread would be more instructive if it came with an illustrated guide, I feel.

like this

or maybe this?

 

[vibes]

And here I thought initially how banal this thread would be ... but no, you have a wonderful way with words and the content is very delicate

One friend in particular, the surgeon did a fabulous job ... you almost can't tell they're fake. The nipples are a teeny bit artificial looking, but the breasts look real. They feel real, too. As I say, she's very happy with them.

The implant must have been placed under the muscles

 

[Que]

like this

or maybe this?

Perfect.

 

[QuantumJumping]

Mine are great

If you guessed my age by how my breasts look, I would be thirty years old

I want porn where breasts are lovingly and gently stimulated for twenty minutes! Not brutalized.

Some men love their nipples played with...I like those men....mmmhmmm...

 

[Athalia]

I just heard that this morning! Actually, the quote is: "They just get in your way or embarrass you."

But you may have been thinking about the company that sells T-shirts to woman who have had radical mastectomies. The T-shirts say "Of course, they're fake! The real ones tried to kill me!" I heard about that one on PBS, too.

Always correcting me. I hate that. I hate it even more when you're right.

I went back and listened to the show again, and you had the quote right. Damn. But I did in fact hear about the women who were selling those tee shirts on PBS's "All Things Considered." I thought I stored the link, but I can't find it now.

 

[BrownIslandGurl]

Mine arent as big as Id like them to be, but the way you highlight the positives definately make me think