A GB Noob Guide to Alts.

[pensivepoet]

Dunno, maybe bert's cancer came back.

That fukker can be cold blooded mean.

 

[richard_daily]

Dunno, maybe bert's cancer came back.

Ass cancer?

 

[hashtag45]

Tss tss Richard, when are you going to learn?

Every time you start a shaming thread, it backfires badly.
The "No GB women can stand Lance" thread which proved the complete opposite, etc. etc.,
and now this one : http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1314476

I didn't know that you used to have cyber-sex with a female impersonator

 

[lovetoread]

Ass cancer?

That would be Arse Cancer, my dear man.

Also, I didn't realize you had a new admirer. Congrats!

 

[richard_daily]

That would be Arse Cancer, my dear man.

Also, I didn't realize you had a new admirer. Congrats!

It depends on the strain.

Speaking of strains...

You can have that one, if you'd like. I don't need it. I tried antibiotics, but it keeps coming back.

 

[hashtag45]

Now don't be coy….
Aren't you the Lotario of all female impersonators?
Ken included.
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.(Psst: I'm rich)

 

[Jennifer]

It depends on the strain.

Speaking of strains...

You can have that one, if you'd like. I don't need it. I tried antibiotics, but it keeps coming back.

It's worse than the new SUPER superbug. Get your affairs in order. You are doomed.

 

[richard_daily]

It's worse than the new SUPER superbug. Get your affairs in order. You are doomed.

I wonder where I got it from though? I need to contact all my recent partners.

 

[Jennifer]

I wonder where I got it from though? I need to contact all my recent partners.

I'm guessing it came from a public toilet or sewage system. I'm still conducting the research.

 

[richard_daily]

I'm guessing it came from a public toilet or sewage system. I'm still conducting the research.

Maybe the miasma theory was right?!!

 

[Jennifer]

Maybe the miasma theory was right?!!

That's quite possible. And now it's mutated and is contagious via the interweb!

 

[hashtag45]

In all honesty, Richard got on my nerves really badly lately. (And I'm not referring only to what he recently attempted to pull in this thread)
With his perpetual arrogance and with the manner in which he takes things out of context (purposefully) in order to smear posters.

Who he targets - that matters a lot less to me. The manipulation and splitting thing tend to get on my nerves, even if he's doing that for so-called "fun".

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm guessing it came from a public toilet or sewage system. I'm still conducting the research.

I did not realize you were a plumber!

 

[Jennifer]

I did not realize you were a plumber!

I wish! They make a fortune. I don't have the stomach for it.

 

[richard_daily]

I wish! They make a fortune. I don't have the stomach for it.

I disagree, if you can post in a thread where hashtag is present, you can deal with poop!

 

[richard_daily]

Has Eeyore finally calmed down with his latest alt, JeanLaFlu?

 

[richard_daily]

Busybody got banned again.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Has Eeyore finally calmed down with his latest alt, JeanLaFlu?

He started out slow with his cane as he always does with his new nicks, then felt his marble nutsack drop cuz people were gassing him up and got froggy again.

Busybody got banned again.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpj6grFIe1qcaomb.gif

 

[richard_daily]

He started out slow with his cane as he always does with his new nicks, then felt his marble nutsack drop cuz people were gassing him up and got froggy again.



http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpj6grFIe1qcaomb.gif

Anytime I'm having a rough day, it's nice to know that I can log on here, and know that those two are inevitably having a worse day, no matter what.

I find a strange comfort in their misery.

 

[pensivepoet]

I think PoopieLePue is still going strong.
Laurel only suspends dizzy.
My money is on her giving Dizzy his BB account back~again

 

[Lancecastor]

I wonder where I got it from though? I need to contact all my recent partners.

The high school wrestling club deserves your consideration.

 

[richard_daily]

Lance wants to get something off of his chest.

 

[Jennifer]

I disagree, if you can post in a thread where hashtag is present, you can deal with poop!

I can deal with poop, it comes with the profession.

But certain things, like hashtag and hair in the drain, make me gag.

 

[Saint Peter]

I wish! They make a fortune. I don't have the stomach for it.

Fingernail biters/chewers should carefully consider that as a career choice.

 

[Jennifer]

Fingernail biters/chewers should carefully consider that as a career choice.

PPE. You know you love it.