A GB Noob Guide to Alts.

[jezzilee]

This guide sucks. I learned nothing. I may have been here for a year so I suppose I have lost the NooB scent but I don't pay much attention to alts.

 

[Saint Peter]

PPE. You know you love it.

I do love me some PPE.

Being right makes such a difference. Fits right. Works right. Feels right. Smells right. Whatever.

Get the good stuff.

 

[richard_daily]

This guide sucks. I learned nothing. I may have been here for a year so I suppose I have lost the NooB scent but I don't pay much attention to alts.

I can offer you a personalized version, for a price.

 

[richard_daily]

I can deal with poop, it comes with the profession.

But certain things, like hashtag and hair in the drain, make me gag.

I understand... everyone has their limits, and I think hashtag is a reasonable one.

 

[jezzilee]

I can offer you a personalized version, for a price.

Pm me, i am sure we can come to some kuehn d of agreement.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

What's a GB Noob ?

What's an Alts. ?

And will it make me a better person to know this?

 

[jezzilee]

What's a GB Noob ?

What's an Alts. ?

And will it make me a better person to know this?

Ignorance is not really bliss. Knowledge is definitely power. A gb NooB is a general board new poster. Almost exclusively believed to be an alternative or reincarnation of a former poster until proven otherwise.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

Ignorance is not really bliss. Knowledge is definitely power. A gb NooB is a general board new poster. Almost exclusively believed to be an alternative or reincarnation of a former poster until proven otherwise.

Oh! We are almost new but never been reincarnated, yet! But we sometimes alternate using the computer.

I just wanted to look at your knees again!

 

[richard_daily]

They're the bees knees.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

They're the bees knees.

I have seen a lot of bees and been stung by a few. Yet never saw bees knees.
They must be tiny.

 

[Jennifer]

Ignorance is not really bliss. Knowledge is definitely power. A gb NooB is a general board new poster. Almost exclusively believed to be an alternative or reincarnation of a former poster until proven otherwise.

Not everyone goes through the same vetting process.

And your legs are lovely.

 

[pink]

So fill me in, whose who?

 

[pensivepoet]

So fill me in, whose who?

Jezz is the one with the pretty knees.
Yw

 

[richard_daily]

So fill me in, whose who?

Que is apparently everybody, ish is still drunk and grumpy, and lance still can't get a successful date without the help of roofies.

 

[jezzilee]

Oh! We are almost new but never been reincarnated, yet! But we sometimes alternate using the computer.

I just wanted to look at your knees again!

You have not made it the full 365 ... wait wad it a leap year???? 366 days. That means you're still new...

They're the bees knees.

I'm pretty sure they are mine, and I don't sting!

Not everyone goes through the same vetting process.

And your legs are lovely.

Thank you Jennifer so is you're sexy pink bottom!

So fill me in, whose who?

I am currently in negotiations with Mr Daily to find this out. If the price is agreed upon I will fill you in too.

Jezz is the one with the pretty knees.
Yw

Aww poet. . How are you??

 

[pensivepoet]

Aww poet. . How are you??

Doin ok, Jezz. Thanks for asking.
And I was just kidding about the Red Wing boots yesterday.
Don't ask.

 

[jezzilee]

Doin ok, Jezz. Thanks for asking.
And I was just kidding about the Red Wing boots yesterday.
Don't ask.

Don't make me post stalker you...I am not good at it. I am good at being oblivious!

 

[pink]

Que is apparently everybody, ish is still drunk and grumpy, and lance still can't get a successful date without the help of roofies.

Srsly, Que? Awww man, I kinda liked him.

You have not made it the full 365 ... wait wad it a leap year???? 366 days. That means you're still new...



I'm pretty sure they are mine, and I don't sting!



Thank you Jennifer so is you're sexy pink bottom!



I am currently in negotiations with Mr Daily to find this out. If the price is agreed upon I will fill you in too.

It's a date.

 

[richard_daily]

Srsly, Que? Awww man, I kinda liked him.

he's kind of a douche.

It's a date.

You want in on this action?

 

[richard_daily]

Don't make me post stalker you...I am not good at it. I am good at being oblivious!

Perfect! You won't notice me peeking through your window.

 

[jezzilee]

Srsly, Que? Awww man, I kinda liked him.







It's a date.

I like Que! And wooohooo I got a date!

Perfect! You won't notice me peeking through your window.

Probably not but the night vision cameras will so be sure to put on a good show so I can watch it later!

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

Perfect! You won't notice me peeking through your window.

Denny----------- Well, either find your own window or move over.

I'm not sure we can survive 365 days on here.

This past three months feels like three years.

 

[richard_daily]

Probably not but the night vision cameras will so be sure to put on a good show so I can watch it later!

I have some sexy russian night vision goggles. I'll put them on for you.

 

[RoryN]

A 7-page thread about alts - and not one mention of me.

If you're still out there, Stormfront.org trolls, you've officially lost the war.

 

[Lyricalli]

You have not made it the full 365 ... wait wad it a leap year???? 366 days. That means you're still new...

Woohoo! I stopped being new just over a week ago.