A funny email joke

[April]

You reach a certain age and your body doesn't react like it
used to. Fat just jumps on your body. When you're in your
twenties, you can eat a whole bag of Oreo cookies. Nothing
happens. I'm now in my late thirties. I eat just one and my
butt expands while I'm chewing.
-- Sinbad

Isn't this just so true? Aging really sucks.

 

[CreamyLady]

I normally don't mind, but today I noticed a new wrinkle, and I don't have the energy I used to, and my knees really hurt.

So, for today, getting older sucks.

 

[Xander]

You know. I'm "only" 26 and my black hair has begun to grey.

 

[Silverlily]

I've got you beat, mine started turning at 17. Now at 31, a friend whom I have not seen for a whils, wants to know when I started highlighting.

I don't.

It's cool, though, not really grey, more silver.

 

[Xander]

yep I'd say you got me beaten at that one Kitten.
But I'm not complaining. In about a year or two, I'll have full blown silver/grey speed stripes on each side of my head.
Looks kinda cool, me thinks..

 

[Bushido71XS]

You know. I'm "only" 26 and my black hair has begun to grey.

Tell me about it X-Man, I turn 29 tomorrow, and I'm well on my way to the salt and pepper look.

 

[Silverlily]

LOL!

I have never seen a picture of my father's mother when her hair wasn't grey. If family genetics hold, mine will be completely silver by forty. I think at that point, I will switch my contacts from green to lavender.

Maybe we should start a new thread...grey hair, is it sexy?

Happy birthday's eve, Bushido!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Xander, baby....

Gray/grey is where its at.( Actually, white is where its at). Only worry
when it starts to fall out.

blue

 

[CreamyLady]

My hair is entirely silver grey, and my lover thinks it's sexy as hell.

He can't keep his hands out of it . . .

 

[FlamingoBlue]

My wife's hair is salt and pepper...

and very short. And I just love it!!!

blue

 

[April]

Another one

Here's a little tip from me to you as an experienced
traveler. Wake-up calls: worst way to wake up. The phone
rings; it's loud; you can't turn it down. I leave the number of the room next to me, and then it rings kind of quiet, and you hear a guy yell, "What are you calling me for?" Then you get up and take a shower. It's great.
-- Garry Shandling

Courtesy of http://www.mailbits.com in case anyone's interested.

 

[Nogard]

For all of you worried about aging, Think about the alternative