A Fuck Buddy?

thumbs2_ca

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I saw a reference made to a fuck buddy, in a thread on the weekend and thought I would apply to any ladies interested.
Strictly no strings attached sex. I would promise fully body massages, breakfast lunch and supper served in bed.
A jetted hot tub to soothe the tired body.
No Inhibitions and my entire time would be spent making you happy.
Your wishes would be my commands.
Any interested please feel free to PM me.
:D
 
Yup, I need a new fuck buddy too.

Mine went and found herself a man and got all monogamus on me.

The worst part was: during their entire courting period I was in there like thong swimwear.

Sheesh, women. I don't understand where they draw the line between dating and a relationship.

I aint mad though. If it doesn't work out, I know she'll leave the door open for me. :nana:
 
thumbs2_ca said:
I saw a reference made to a fuck buddy, in a thread on the weekend and thought I would apply to any ladies interested.
Strictly no strings attached sex. I would promise fully body massages, breakfast lunch and supper served in bed.
A jetted hot tub to soothe the tired body.
No Inhibitions and my entire time would be spent making you happy.
Your wishes would be my commands.
Any interested please feel free to PM me.
:D

Damn!
But you just live to far away for me...... :(
But other than that, you sound like the PERFECT FB :p
 
lol

*bratcat* said:
Damn, thumbs....I wish that our friendship wasn't so important to both of us cause I would seriously take you up on this offer. :kiss:
Fuck the friendship.. lol... Friends are not all they are cracked up to be. :D
Just kidding of course.:devil:
 
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Devilish1 said:


Damn!
But you just live to far away for me...... :(
But other than that, you sound like the PERFECT FB :p

Sigh.. damn that is the first time I have ever been called a perfect FB.
 
Re: Re: Re: A Fuck Buddy?

thumbs2_ca said:


Sigh.. damn that is the first time I have ever been called a perfect FB.


Well you have the parts, you are willing to do it with no strings attached,
"Strictly no strings attached sex. I would promise fully body massages, breakfast lunch and supper served in bed.
A jetted hot tub to soothe the tired body.
No Inhibitions and my entire time would be spent making you happy.
Your wishes would be my commands. "
I think i would say thats a perfect FB in my book. :p
 
I like the fuckbuddy idea.........wish I had one,,,,got a naggy ol nag at home who feels after 15 years and 3 kids...that it is her job to re- raise me....so it is bitch for breakfast,,,bitch for supper.....and we sleep back to back......funny thing is it has been 4 months since I touched her,,,and don't want to...sad huh??
 
*bratcat* said:
He is a ferry ride and about 6 hours north of you, vixie...


He is well worth the trip tho. ;)

I'm curious whether you know this from experience?

;)


And I'm sure he is!
 
damn

gotdatmony said:
I like the fuckbuddy idea.........wish I had one,,,,got a naggy ol nag at home who feels after 15 years and 3 kids...that it is her job to re- raise me....so it is bitch for breakfast,,,bitch for supper.....and we sleep back to back......funny thing is it has been 4 months since I touched her,,,and don't want to...sad huh??
That is sad sorry bud
 
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T.H. Oughts said:


Me thinks you would be damn good at it too.... :rose:
Sigh..... if only New Zealand was not half the freaking world away. :mad:
 
Re: Re: Re: A Fuck Buddy?

thumbs2_ca said:

Sigh..... if only New Zealand was not half the freaking world away. :mad:

This isn't the life I ordered! ;)
 
blush

*bratcat* said:


We got to meet each other in July...not for very long...but it was fun. He is wonderful!

You are too kind. Thanks.. I sure had fun too.
 
Damnit, why is it that even the Canadian men are half a bloody continent away from me?
 
lol

Freya.. I take it you live in the east eh?
Damn when are they going to invent the transporter.
Beam me aboard scotty. Naked and ready to play. he he he
 
gotdatmony said:
I like the fuckbuddy idea.........wish I had one,,,,got a naggy ol nag at home who feels after 15 years and 3 kids...that it is her job to re- raise me....so it is bitch for breakfast,,,bitch for supper.....and we sleep back to back......funny thing is it has been 4 months since I touched her,,,and don't want to...sad huh??

I know how you feel. When i was married i would be all over my ex, would tease the hell out of him, i would start a BJ while he was watching TV and he would tell me to wait till the show was over and we could go to bed. OK..... i waited.
Bed time came, i was in bed waiting, and waiting, and waiting....... finally by the time he went to bed i was asleep.
SO we ended up sleeping back to back in the end, before he moved to the spare room.
Its no fun.
 
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