OK... I know I am gonna date myself here, but back in the days of IRC chat, we used to play a game called ACRO (short for Acronym). I think it would work well here too and you ARE an English major. So, the basic concept is that you post 4-8 random capitol letters. We will then PM you with our best phrase that explains what the letters in the acronym stand for. After a given time frame, you post the best replies in one of your posts (without indicating who it was created by.
Then, we get to vote on the best Acronym to see who wins!
Example: CAIFH
Cede's Ass Is Fucking Hot!
Clit Attention Ignites Fiery Hormones
FREAKIN AWESOME IDEA!!
lol I soo wanna do that one now.