"A curse on your moustache!!"

p_p_man

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Don't you just love those Arab insults?

From today's Times:

"The extraordinary session of the Islamic Summit Conference looked, at first, as if it might be the most bland of the past week’s three Arab/Muslim summits when just half a dozen nations bothered to send heads of state.

But then Izzat Ibrahim, vice-chairman of Iraq’s Revolutionary Council and No 3 in President Saddam Hussein’s hierarchy, tore into the Kuwaitis with a ten-minute tirade, broadcast live, accusing them of conspiring with the forces of imperialism and Zionism.

A Kuwaiti Foreign Minister tried to interrupt, prompting Mr Ibrahim to shout: “Sit down, you minion, you agent. Shut up you monkey.” There were gasps as some delegates thought that Mr Ibrahim had not said qird (monkey) but kelb (dog — a far graver insult). But he was not finished yet.

“A curse on your moustache,” Mr Ibrahim concluded, challenging the manly honour of the Kuwaitis. By now Sheikh Ahmed Fahd al-Ahmed, the Kuwaiti Information Minister, had jumped up and begun to wave his national flag."

I like the guy waving the Kuwaiti flag...

If he'd been British he would have sung Rule Britannia whilst waving the Union Jack...

:D

ppman
 
May a thousand camel turds.....

Lie in your bed!
I spit on your haircut!!

*Sounds like the insults from the French in Monty Python's "Holy Grail."
 
What did you say about my moustache!

I should shoot a fireball up your ass!
 
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your abode with the tenacity of a freshly castrated Bengal Tiger.

Ishmael
 
And may your balls turn square and fester at the corners.
 
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