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InternationalFunboy

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The lovley ladies of lit I address, offerless but wanting to see a breast or two. If I had my way I'd have a piece of yo day so we could lay by the bay and bone down all freakin' day! So here's a little rap to show what I could do if I were alone in a padded room with you and you too!
HELLOS
Indigo rose would be gettin' the hose but
I'd digress while humping Mistress and
that angel and lickerish, are two on a sweet dish
but for celiakitten, I'm utterly smitten.
jadedpast? taggin' that ass.
Heavens ta betsy, SEXIELEXIE!
I want into the pie.... of RisiaSkye.
You want some of deez, Eumenides?
I'd offer my skinflute to ginny and rubyfruit
but I'd be a whore-a for Never and Nora.
agent99, can take pics of my behind,
while calypso21 and I have all sorts of fun.
Maybe then I can suck and fuck... Laurel and sunstruck
then I'll strip down tyme, through the course of this rhyme.
Perkybaby and Spicecake, both make my sack ache,
when I diddle the cakes...that lilminx shakes.
I'm already stuffin', killermuffin!
May I approach from the back, aphrodisiac? while I rock the world of superlittlegirl and proceed to screw...freya2.
I've got tons of jizzum, for Avery Chisolm and I'd give it whirl with sexy-girl who might prefer that I switch with rudenastyassbitch!
7 inches I'd measure, for Guilty Pleasure then get all my jollies, with Mellon collie.
Hey His Kitty... can I tweek the titty? And have you just met, SaraPet?
I'd show off the cock flex for debbiexxx... then smooch on the lips between Summery's hips.
Layin' pipe to pyper I'm a triple threat, two balls and a cock are what TN-Vixen gets.
I'll let my fingers doodle, Minkey Boodle then do what StrawberryPez says do.
I'd then feel the squish of Ms. Starfish before I whip out my
bone-a, for Basia and Mona.
Can I shave the fur from lavender's burger then take Olivianna, into the sauna?
Mishcka's got peaches that she'll let me eat before she shoots video of SilverLily and me.
I'll slip and trip falling in PepperminTrish then pull out and slide inside Emerald_eyed.
Like a sex paramedic, she's Tantrikentic curing my need to breed with Spinaroonie! (what the fuck??)
I wanna lick the sexy parts of TH Oughts while I pump the squirrel of freakygurl, SimplySouthern has something that I'd like to get to, just like Silverluna and Just Pet do too, dude.
Can I get some of that from that pipercatt?

hmmmmm...the world may never know...

http://members.cox.net/ifb <- get the track here!!!

music and lyrics by Prettyfuckpants Superstar aka InternationalFunboy, a modest mouse (c) production company.
 
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Fun Boy!:kiss:

I love it when you make surprise appearances!

Nice story, sounds like fun.
 
Summery said:
Fun Boy!:kiss:

I love it when you make surprise appearances!

Nice story, sounds like fun.

thank you...thank you. So how do you like my flow? Is it fresh like Mandy Moore or dirty like Christina?
 
InternationalFunboy said:
thank you...thank you. So how do you like my flow? Is it fresh like Mandy Moore or dirty like Christina?

You've got the flow...

I'm going to say dirty like Christina. But, I'm in a dirty kind of mood!:D
 
Cock flex? Whoa I have to see that! :D
Lovely to see you around IFB. :rose:
 
Summery said:
You've got the flow...

I'm going to say dirty like Christina. But, I'm in a dirty kind of mood!:D
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Well strip them pannies down for this clown before i put my paws on them silky draws :)
 
Mellon Collie said:
It's always good to see you posting IFB, just make it more often.

ahhh..nice to see a pretty smile and impeccable eyebrows lovin' this low brow kowtowing to the art of gettin' buckwild :)

Any chance you might wanna go see a movie or get some food anytime soon?
Thanks for the cheers, sweets, see you in the bedroom ;-)
 
*swoon*

:D

I am obsessed with my eyebrows, they are important since they frame the face.

Does that sound pretentious?
 
Well schoolgirl, they actually frame your eyes. Hair frames your face. Luckily for you, neither needs embellishment.
 
this is totally a tangent and stuff but i think that waxing/plucking/whatever the eyebrows is one of the stupidest beauty rituals that women subject themselves to.
 
Rambling Rose said:
What am I, boy? In-fucking-visible? Or were you just saving the best for last?

Rambling Rose knows that what makes the hose grow....with hotness as rare as a new Orleans snow storm, she's above the norm. So suck start my heart, sweetart in the finest form..........


.......

........yo.

:)
 
Rambling Rose said:
Well schoolgirl, they actually frame your eyes. Hair frames your face. Luckily for you, neither needs embellishment.

I agree but I usually have my hair pulled back in a ponytail, not down.

And thank you.
 
Mellon Collie said:
*swoon*

:D

I am obsessed with my eyebrows, they are important since they frame the face.

Does that sound pretentious?

pretentious? Not at all......
for me to go on at length about the broadway theatre experience from the point of view of an actor would be pretentious.

or this thread for example..totally pretentious.....
 
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