A Confession Thread

[Guest]

Just because she's good looking and newly single doesn't mean I'm able to do anything about it.

Looking forward to the story she's inspired...

 

[cloudy]

I've thought of numerous ways to kill people; some of them quite ingenious. If I knew I wouldn't get caught, I would have already put at least one of them to use.

 

[The_Darkness]

I've thought of numerous ways to kill people; some of them quite ingenious. If I knew I wouldn't get caught, I would have already put at least one of them to use.

You are not alone.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

You score points for awesome!

thank you, when your one of the youngest (well I was the youngest then) with 7 other siblings you learn fast

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I've thought of numerous ways to kill people; some of them quite ingenious. If I knew I wouldn't get caught, I would have already put at least one of them to use.

can i add a couple to your list then?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I never tell anyone this because it makes me feel egocentric, but I derive a great deal of pleasure from going back and reading my own stories.

 

[buxxxom]

I no longer connect effort and effect. You do things. Other things happen.

They're unconnected.

Ain't that the damn truth!

 

[buxxxom]

When my brother was a teenager, and was passed out drunk one night, I rolled his hair with sponge rollers and set each curl in styling gel.

Along the school lines, I was "adopted" by a fellow student on the first day of high school. We were in the same homeroom, last names very close in the whole alphabetical scheme of things. For 4 years, I signed all his papers, wrote excuses, etc. so the signature would match.

 

[rgraham666]

I never tell anyone this because it makes me feel egocentric, but I derive a great deal of pleasure from going back and reading my own stories.

Moi aussi.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Moi aussi.

Yup, me too. I write to turn MYSELF on. Anything else is frosting.

bijou

 

[Lee Chambers]

When I was ten years old, the local chemical plant (then known as Miles, now known as Bayer) held a contest for our third, fourth, and fifth grade classes. We were to write a short essay as to why we thought we should get a bike they were giving away.

My most recent bike was a rather used POS and when I turned the handle bars in a complete 360, it apparently broke something make the bike extremely hard to steer (or at least that's what I was told the reason. Apparently they didn't make bikes, back then, that the front wheel could spin on).

When this contest came to light, I saw an opportunity. This was also my first real piece of writing and when I realized that I wanted to be a writer because of the power of words.

I don't know what others wrote, but I completely reversed my angle on the bike thing: instead of giving them a reason why I deserved the bike, I told them that I DIDN'T deserve it. I told them how I had broken my bike and that I was the one at fault and that the bike should go to someone more deserving who could take better care of their stuff.

I really didn't expect to win, it was just the best angle I could come up with. But I'll be damned if we didn't all assemble in the cafeteria at the end of the school day and they called my name to take the boys bike (they had a pink bike for the girl half of the school).

So you see, I began my evil ways at a very young age. At least you won't catch me blaming the state of the world, as it is, for my corruption.



Actually, I don't think this was so much a confession as bragging. oh well, six of one.

 

[matriarch]

I feel less sexy and body-confident now than I ever have before.

You have to be kidding, right??

 

[matriarch]

Hey! I'm only 23! if I'm not a "young people" what does that make the rest of yas?

Of course it makes you young people.

 

[matriarch]

Well great now you got me thinking about it again o.0;;

THAT HELPED ME SLEEP AT NIGHT THANK YOU!!!!!

-.-;;;

confession:

I was such a prude I didn't attempt anything remotely sexual until I was 19

How does lack of sexual experience equate to 'prude'??
I didn't have my first sexual experience until I was 21. It was nothing to do with being a prude, it was due to circumstances.

 

[Guest]

I derive a great deal of pleasure from going back and reading my own stories.

Add me to the "me too" list.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Add me to the "me too" list.

And me.

 

[McKenna]

I like Celine Dion.

 

[jayce1066]

I share very little about my personal life with my co-workers.

 

[cloudy]

I can be manipulative as hell when I want to be.

(I don't usually choose that route, but sometimes a woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do)

 

[Adi87]

Sometimes... I sit on my PC telling everyone that I have a program to write, but I actually play games.

 

[tickledkitty]

Sometimes... I sit on my PC telling everyone that I have a program to write, but I actually play games.

Don't we all do that? Sometimes...well, a lot of the time, actually, I pretend I'm sitting here working, when I'm really either chatting or gooning around Lit.

 

[somberReality]

i'm a freak

I would pretend to be tied up in my bed by some hot sexual deviant male when i was like.....10.....hmmmm, should've known then i'd be......unique?

 

[Adi87]

Don't we all do that? Sometimes...well, a lot of the time, actually, I pretend I'm sitting here working, when I'm really either chatting or gooning around Lit.

thank god I'm not alone....


One more confession.
I sometimes come up with crazy reasons to make my girlfriend spend a whole day with me when she's busy... she knows it and loves it, but still.

 

[Lee Chambers]

Sometimes, when no one is watching, I'm actually a decent human being.

 

[Bizkit_Writer]

Im turning a character I'm writing in a story into a slut! So not me! But its so fun!