A Confession Thread

[TxRad]

When I was younger, and I first saw a picture of how sex works, I thought "what would happen if you had to pee? " So for the longest time I would wonder that, trying to figure out how that works. Later I saw a book that said it was medically impossible for a man to urinate while completely aroused, and it's really hard to pull off during sex for a woman.

But for YEARS, and some times even to this day, every time I think of sex, I have to pee -.-;; It's quite annoying really

Hate to be the one to told ya but that's not correct. Just ask any guy that's ever woke up with a piss hard on...... It's nowhere near impossible, except for not pissing on the ceiling that is.....

 

[Lady Reiha]

I shouldn't of hovercrafted over the kitchen floor -_-"
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/hoverkitten-wrrr.jpg

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I accidentally set a field on fire as a child.

 

[_Lynn_]

You seem to have gotten over it admirably.

Thank you.
I've learned a lot through the challenges life gave me.

 

[Guest]

Hey! I'm only 23! if I'm not a "young people" what does that make the rest of yas?

At this point, a walking anthropological study?

OK, so you've heard that joke. I'll bet you haven't heard all my stories.

We had a whole thread of elephant jokes from the early 60's I doubt you've heard.

Confession : I had stitches five times before I was five. And no, I wasn't abused. I really was that clumsy.

 

[galaxygoddess]

Hate to be the one to told ya but that's not correct. Just ask any guy that's ever woke up with a piss hard on...... It's nowhere near impossible, except for not pissing on the ceiling that is.....

Well great now you got me thinking about it again o.0;;

THAT HELPED ME SLEEP AT NIGHT THANK YOU!!!!!

-.-;;;

confession:

I was such a prude I didn't attempt anything remotely sexual until I was 19

 

[galaxygoddess]

At this point, a walking anthropological study?

OK, so you've heard that joke. I'll bet you haven't heard all my stories.

We had a whole thread of elephant jokes from the early 60's I doubt you've heard.

Confession : I had stitches five times before I was five. And no, I wasn't abused. I really was that clumsy.

Hey, I haven't claimed to have heard all the jokes or stories, just that one!

 

[Guest]

Hey, I haven't claimed to have heard all the jokes or stories, just that one!

I didn't say you had.

My best stories went into retirement when I got married.

"My last name is Rockefeller."
"Want to weekend on my yacht."
"Bruce Springsteen is my brother. Want to hangout with me at his house this weekend?"

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hate to be the one to told ya but that's not correct. Just ask any guy that's ever woke up with a piss hard on...... It's nowhere near impossible, except for not pissing on the ceiling that is.....

It's not impossible, but it's very difficult. You have to stand there, trying to force it, and waiting until it softens before you can actually piss. Once you start, it gets a lot easier, and the wood softens immediately, until you're pretty much flaccid by the time you finish.

I've never heard of any guy being rotten enough to do this, but I suppose it has happened: After cumming into her pussy, following that by pissing. It wouldn't serve any purpose; it would just be an example of assholery, but it very likely has happened.

 

[deathlynx]

Well, it depends on the reason you're hard in the first place...to be honest there are times when I'm hard not because of any sexual instinct but simply because I need to piss that badly...There's nothing about forcing it out then...to be honest, if it's mistaken for an arousal erection it takes forever to actually finish...

 

[Trombonus]

I STOLE TROMBY'S TROMBYPHONE!

So THAT'S what happened to it! You give that back right now young lady!

 

[Trombonus]

I accidentally set a field on fire as a child.

I accidently burned a hole in our couch when I was five.

I also grabbed my mom's phone book and called everyone in it to say hi.

 

[bluebell]

I've never heard of any guy being rotten enough to do this, but I suppose it has happened: After cumming into her pussy, following that by pissing. It wouldn't serve any purpose; it would just be an example of assholery, but it very likely has happened.

I have a friend who married a guy who does that to her all the time.
He is a complete asshole. For reasons other than the peeing.
But, dude, that's just not cool.

My mother used to make me take those Flintstones vitamins. Before they came in gummy form. When they used to taste like berry-flavored shale.
I hated them so much that I would pop them in while mom was looking and then a few weeks later she began to find half-dissolved vitamins around the house. Behind curtains, inside plants, under the couch.
Man, I hated those things.

I also used to lie about how many times I'd brushed my teeth when the woman who came to school for flouride treatments was performing her evil work on me.
She never bought the "after everything I eat" act.

 

[deathlynx]

I find it far more comfortable to pee outdoors than indoors...

Oh, and the really embarassing one,
I enjoy Zima...

 

[MagicaPractica]

I was such a prude I didn't attempt anything remotely sexual until I was 19

Hey! Me too! Oh wait, that was nineteen you said, not nine. <- my confession

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Confession:

I'm in total lust over my neighbor thats around 28 years old. She's very pretty, has an unbelievable body, and is going through a divorce.

 

[cloudy]

Oh, and the really embarassing one,
I enjoy Zima...

At least its not Boone's Farm.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Confession:

I'm in total lust over my neighbor thats around 28 years old. She's very pretty, has an unbelievable body, and is going through a divorce.

That's not confessing. That's bragging.

 

[jayce1066]

When I traded in my Taurus, I sat down in the driver's seat one last time and thanked it for being such a good car. I had tears in my eyes.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

That's not confessing. That's bragging.

Nah, it's a confession. I'm married and in my early 40's.

Just because she's good looking and newly single doesn't mean I'm able to do anything about it.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Nah, it's a confession. I'm married and in my early 40's.

Just because she's good looking and newly single doesn't mean I'm able to do anything about it.

Okay, then. It's wishful thinking. It certainly isn't confession, unless you tell us you wank off while thinking of her.

 

[Trombonus]

When I was younger, and I first saw a picture of how sex works, I thought "what would happen if you had to pee? " So for the longest time I would wonder that, trying to figure out how that works. Later I saw a book that said it was medically impossible for a man to urinate while completely aroused, and it's really hard to pull off during sex for a woman.

But for YEARS, and some times even to this day, every time I think of sex, I have to pee -.-;; It's quite annoying really

So did I! In fact I asked my sex ed teacher about it and she looked at me like I was crazy. I was generally concerned.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

When I was in the sixth grade, I stole 50.00 from my mother, then used it to buy myself flowers every week, for several weeks, from the teacher that sold roses from her floral shop. Everyone thought I had a secret admirer.

About 15 years ago... I confessed to my mother that I stole the 50.00 (she of course had no memory of the missing money). I handed her a 50.00 and told her I was sorry. She took it and that was it.

I never did confess to anyone about the flowers though.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

when i was oh 10-14 i kept a diary just because i knew my siblings were reading it. I made sure to put some of the things they had done in there and to make up a few totally outragious things and then randomly I'd act all pissed off in a entry saying that my mom had read it and was telling my dad. You could see them sweating for days and being ever so nice to me and everyone in the family

 

[The_Darkness]

when i was oh 10-14 i kept a diary just because i knew my siblings were reading it. I made sure to put some of the things they had done in there and to make up a few totally outragious things and then randomly I'd act all pissed off in a entry saying that my mom had read it and was telling my dad. You could see them sweating for days and being ever so nice to me and everyone in the family

You score points for awesome!