A Confession Thread

[rgraham666]

I no longer connect effort and effect. You do things. Other things happen.

They're unconnected.

 

[Guest]

When I was a kid I used to pretend I was a ninja turtle.

Must .................. behave .................. myself

We used to make the barbie dolls have sex with my brothers GI Joe action figures. They just looked so *shiver* rugged.

Ha! We used to do that too. Never enough Kens to go around.

Little Girl : "Does Barbi come with Ken?"

Store Clerk : "No, she fakes it with Ken, she cums with GI Joe."


OK, when I was a kid, on the end of our house, was a single, narrow but high window. I used to stand there, and pretend the house was a ship, and I was the helmsman.

God, that made my imaginary friend the Captain. What does that say about me?

 

[galaxygoddess]

OK, when I was a kid, on the end of our house, was a single, narrow but high window. I used to stand there, and pretend the house was a ship, and I was the helmsman.

God, that made my imaginary friend the Captain. What does that say about me?

That's ok, my imaginary friend was a cranky talking tiger named Sheba whom I used to get into arguments with >.>

 

[MagicaPractica]

Little Girl : "Does Barbi come with Ken?"

Store Clerk : "No, she fakes it with Ken, she cums with GI Joe."

ROFLMAO! Never heard that one before.

 

[Guest]

ROFLMAO! Never heard that one before.

Several years ago a store in the Castro District of San Francisco (a Gay neighborhood) got in trouble for selling take-offs of Barbie.

They had Trailer Trash Barbie and Transvestite Ken (Ken in Barbie's clothes).

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[galaxygoddess]

ROFLMAO! Never heard that one before.

I've actually heard that one for years

 

[glynndah]

From a very young age, I read all the notices they sent home from school and only gave my mother the ones she "needed to know about". The rest never made it home.

 

[cloudy]

From a very young age, I read all the notices they sent home from school and only gave my mother the ones she "needed to know about". The rest never made it home.

I did that too, including the ones they mailed (it was my job to check the mail) - even those informing my parents of which days I'd skipped class.

 

[Vermilion]

I feel less sexy and body-confident now than I ever have before.

 

[glynndah]

I did that too, including the ones they mailed (it was my job to check the mail) - even those informing my parents of which days I'd skipped class.

As I recall, all mine involved in-school vaccinations. I hated shots.


I never skipped school. I liked school. (Another confession)

 

[Adi87]

I did that too, including the ones they mailed (it was my job to check the mail) - even those informing my parents of which days I'd skipped class.

I still do that.

 

[galaxygoddess]

As I recall, all mine involved in-school vaccinations. I hated shots.


I never skipped school. I liked school. (Another confession)

are we twins separated at birth?

That so sounds like me!

 

[Lady Reiha]

Let's see.. another thing I did was that I put bleach in some girls conditioner, when I lived in a group home. She stole my boyfriend at the time. <.<"


and another confession is that





well...







I STOLE TROMBY'S TROMBYPHONE!

 

[galaxygoddess]

is that a teruchan stamp in your siggy I spot

another confession:

It was me who broke the glass figurine, not my brother

 

[Lady Reiha]

is that a teruchan stamp in your siggy I spot

another confession:

It was me who broke the glass figurine, not my brother

It is. I love Teruchan from DA!!!!!
and I am so glad he's back online. : )

another confession-


I used to stick boogers under my bedframe when I was a kitten.

 

[galaxygoddess]

It is. I love Teruchan from DA!!!!!
and I am so glad he's back online. : )

another confession-


I used to stick boogers under my bedframe when I was a kitten.

Me too! So much love for the bunny!

another confession:

me too! except I also stuck bubblegum there before bed

 

[Lady Reiha]

Me too! So much love for the bunny!

another confession:

me too! except I also stuck bubblegum there before bed

Yet another:



I have a secret crush on Tromby

 

[Liar]

I used to take my big sister's stuff, clothes, hairbrushes, barbie diolls, and put it in odd places, like in the fridge or the mailbox or the aquarium, just to hear her try and explain to mom what they were doing there.

 

[Guest]

I've actually heard that one for years

That's why I love young people. They haven't heard all of my jokes. Yet.

I once made out in a church.

 

[galaxygoddess]

That's why I love young people. They haven't heard all of my jokes. Yet.

I once made out in a church.

Hey! I'm only 23! if I'm not a "young people" what does that make the rest of yas?

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hey! I'm only 23! if I'm not a "young people" what does that make the rest of yas?

In my case, at least, an old person. Maybe even an old curmudgeon or old fart.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I wrote out my will, including quite a few individual bequests (with a few affectionate words each) to particular friends and family. I set it down with a feeling of happy completion, then I realized that I'd never mentioned one of my siblings anywhere in it.

We're, ah ... not close. (But I did revise to include said sibling.)

 

[Lady Reiha]

-__-" I guess I'm a "young people"





I'll be 22 in a couple of months

 

[_Lynn_]

I was painfully shy. I didn't speak in school, didn't have any friends and never asked questions since it meant having to talk.

 

[tickledkitty]

I was painfully shy. I didn't speak in school, didn't have any friends and never asked questions since it meant having to talk.

You seem to have gotten over it admirably.