A Chance Fowl Encounter

[parodyluvr75]

A Chance Fowl Encounter - I am in my late 30s, well read, successful, I would hope attractive, caged lady bird who lives in an oak tree. I have been more of a random user and really a watcher of birds, but have had some interesting conversations with some feathered friends since discovering lit...

I have not done this in some time, but I happen to be alone this weekend and would be interested in having my nest feathered by a confident, open minded, intelligent peacock. It does not necessarily need to be sexual and would likely prefer chattering or singing on IM if there is interest on both sides.

My preference is to find another bird who is also caged and loves their nest and their bird seed, but just wants to take a break and separate from the real world for a few hours of flying. I am not sure if that is passive aggressive or really just wanting to share your seed, but if you can understanding that...feel free to PM me. I will likely be checking in around 10 pm EST.

Come sing and fly for me, my feathered god.

 

[fluffPE]

Are you a Grouse...cause I shoot and eat them.

 

[Squibbs]

Stand on her upper arms and pull her feet.

 

[parodyluvr75]

A ruffled grouse, you are the second person who has offered to shoot and eat me in as many days. Haven't decided if that's good or bad but I'm buying a bullet proof pope car and avoiding batter dip.

 

[JohnnySavage]

This thread has wings and I see it taking off.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Don't want to leave you flapping in the wind.

 

[islandman]

This is a gamely attempt at a parody thread.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Don't want to leave you flapping in the wind.

No need to preen

 

[run_silent]

I want to eat you but without the shooting you.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I try to be plucky but not plucked.

 

[bronzeage]

A Chance Fowl Encounter - I am in my late 30s, well read, successful, I would hope attractive, caged lady bird who lives in an oak tree. I have been more of a random user and really a watcher of birds, but have had some interesting conversations with some feathered friends since discovering lit...

I have not done this in some time, but I happen to be alone this weekend and would be interested in having my nest feathered by a confident, open minded, intelligent peacock. It does not necessarily need to be sexual and would likely prefer chattering or singing on IM if there is interest on both sides.

My preference is to find another bird who is also caged and loves their nest and their bird seed, but just wants to take a break and separate from the real world for a few hours of flying. I am not sure if that is passive aggressive or really just wanting to share your seed, but if you can understanding that...feel free to PM me. I will likely be checking in around 10 pm EST.

Come sing and fly for me, my feathered god.

I know you.
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[fluffPE]

Pluck Off!

 

[parodyluvr75]

I know you.
https://encrypted-tbn3.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQEelLB5YFPlOjqffjoFfoZZvicpspPkqn-Nd_tFEO_4aRH8XdZ

He's my third cousin twice removed, he's not allowed over for thanksgiving.

Pluck Off!

It was the pope mobile joke, wasn't it?

 

[butters]

A Chance Fowl Encounter - I am in my late 30s, well read, successful, I would hope attractive, caged lady bird who lives in an oak tree. I have been more of a random user and really a watcher of birds, but have had some interesting conversations with some feathered friends since discovering lit...

I have not done this in some time, but I happen to be alone this weekend and would be interested in having my nest feathered by a confident, open minded, intelligent peacock. It does not necessarily need to be sexual and would likely prefer chattering or singing on IM if there is interest on both sides.

My preference is to find another bird who is also caged and loves their nest and their bird seed, but just wants to take a break and separate from the real world for a few hours of flying. I am not sure if that is passive aggressive or really just wanting to share your seed, but if you can understanding that...feel free to PM me. I will likely be checking in around 10 pm EST.

Come sing and fly for me, my feathered god.

quoted for its goodnessity

happy flockings, sweetie

 

[parodyluvr75]

quoted for its goodnessity

happy flockings, sweetie

Pleased you enjoyed it, know any dashing peacocks you can introduce me to?

 

[butters]

Pleased you enjoyed it, know any dashing peacocks you can introduce me to?

clean out, i'm afraid

 

[parodyluvr75]

clean out, i'm afraid

Damn the luck. No flocking for me. ~sigh~

 

[blackleggings]

We only have dirty pigeons around here, but hey, whatever tweaks your beak.

 

[parodyluvr75]

No pigeons. I have standards, not many but I have them.

 

[hobbit.]

I'd like to shoot you, not really bothered about eating you though, just shoot you.

 

[butters]

I'd like to shoot you, not really bothered about eating you though, just shoot you.

...just when i thought romance had died on this board, here you are

 

[hobbit.]

...just when i thought romance had died on this board, here you are

you could help me reload.....

 

[butters]

you could help me reload.....

tempting as that is, i think the parroty boid deserves a stay of execution - plus she wants to get plucked first!

 

[hobbit.]

tempting as that is, i think the parroty boid deserves a stay of execution - plus she wants to get plucked first!

plucked before being shot? harsh.

we could get out me old matchlock..... put the civil war outfits on..... imagine the fun...

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'd like to shoot you, not really bothered about eating you though, just shoot you.

How romantic.