A Captive Audience?

[Sparky Kronkite]

Have I, Sparky Kronkite, herein "stumbled upon" a captive audience?

That would be you!

You who just clicked on my name, clicked on my stupid pick of a smiley faced icon - (I virtually never get mad and even if I did, I would hesitate using anything icon but a positive one) - you who may hate everything Sparky spews but you who may have read that I was posting thrice today.

You!

Are you trapped at your PC? Are you bound to your PC by business? The board mistress perhaps? Or is it pure, unadulterated fun, fun for you to be there? Or by perhaps medical constraints? Or are you simply addicted? Who knows? There might likely be a combination of all of these - as I think is the case with me.

And in the end - are you really captive? Are you even an audience? Or are you merely watchers, voyeurs? Watching life through a vacuum tube, emanating global information as painted via electron illuminated phosphors?

 

[Deborah]

Hey Sparky, have you ever been on the Howard Stern show? Just wondering because "someone" on this board started a rumor that you are actually Hank the drunk angry dwarf.

I have my own concept of a captive audience. Just ask Flagg. I frequent this board because I am working on my Ph.D. dissertation entitled "Every asshole needs a good butt bumping." This board is a great place to accumulate pertinent case studies. The shit stops here.

BTW Sparky, next time you shave (your "Male Genital Shaving? ..." thread), try a chain saw.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Really now, Sporting Kuminmyhair, a captive audience? Naw, just waiting to see if you're nekkid. Well??? Are you nekkid???? C'mon, fess up, enquiring muffins wanna know. If you're half nekkid, which half? How much skin???

 

[CreamyLady]

Just an addict, Sparky.

I should be sketching. I should be planning my series of four drawings, subject, media and all. I should be doing laundry, and sending a HazMat team into my refrigerator. I should be opening a vein at the gas station, so I don't have to push my car.

In short, I should be doing a lot of things, but I'm here, reading your post, and responding to it.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Ms. Muff....

Even though I have garments on at this time - I am always naked. And I did like that last name you gave me - reminded me or a recent adult outing my wife and I attended - had too much fun there. Saw Starz and my wife took that name - but alas it was another chap.

 

[Myrrdin]

Yep, a captive audience.

The UK fuel pumps have run dry, so none of us are going anywhere for a while.

Although with road fuel at well over four dollars a gallon, mowing the lawn was getting to be an expensive hobby anyway.


Q.Why is fuel dear here? After all we are an oil producing country ?

A. We pay over three dollars tax on every gallon. Hence the protests.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

ROFLMAO@Deborah

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Ms. Lassie of Bonnie Wee....

Oh Guruoovin' One -

It may be none of my business and pardon my ignorance (but everyone does know about that already) what does that reply mean?

 

[Guest]

 

[KillerMuffin]

ROTFLMAO equates to rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

The question remains, when one posts ROTFLMAO, does one actually do it?

Sparkomatic, KMFDM & Pig say Spit Sperm.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Have I, Sparky Kronkite, herein "stumbled upon" a captive audience? That would be you! And in the end - are you really captive?

No, I'm not. Good point in yet another pointless thread.

You know, the one piece of advice that is given the most here is "If you don't like something don't click on it." How come no one ever listens to that?

Your posts seem purposely designed to waste my time and give you an opportunity to practice your creative writing skills. I'd rather use my time elsewhere, and they sell journals at K-Mart.

You seem interesting, Sparks, but this is the last time this captive clicks on one of your threads.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Well DLC.

Considering the preponderance of truly meaningless threads here - can you answer me a couple of questions? Why do you stop by and click at all? And can you provide to me a good example of a meaningful thread?

 

[Cheri]

Bending over so you can kiss my ass

Spunkmeister, your conceit and audacity never fails to amuse, mayhap inspire me. There are many more things in my boring little life that captivate me, though, in both the good and bad way (can you say slave?). Nevertheless, I read your threads cause I like to see what social commentary babble will next come out of your mouth. That and reading your threads remind me of numerous intellectual (nerdy) boys I taunted in college, how I loved to shock them. Oh the memories...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Cheri -

As far as nerdy - bet you'd be very surprised. Cause I am all baby. I am, all man. All types of men, from one end of the spectrum to the other. Why? Why, have I cultivated this, this type of masculine philosophical persona? (One that is very real!) To appeal to all women - naturally. I do loves my women.

 

[Cheri]

Dammit, I just thought you were acting...