______ is Litster Personals code for _______

[AlwaysFara]

“No KIK no skype no pics no voice, but I’m a hot sexy woman who would love to hear from you.”

...

I’m a dude.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Looking for a woman who gets me. "I want you to fuck and suck me until I get off"

 

[AlwaysFara]

“I’m leaving Lit to work on my marriage.”

...

I got caught.

 

[hotoldrguy]

“I’m leaving Lit to work on my marriage.”

...

I got caught.

https://media.giphy.com/media/rgS5azacQACw8/giphy.gif

 

[ydahecnot]

“Happily married” on a woman’s profile usually means one of two things.

—Stay away, quick-hit bottom feeders
—I want to be the one to reach out.

 

[base10]

“No KIK no skype no pics no voice, but I’m a hot sexy woman who would love to hear from you.”

...

I’m a dude.

I don't understand the appeal of pretending to be a girl to talk with other guys.

You want to talk with guys, just say so.

 

[dashie33]

I don't understand the appeal of pretending to be a girl to talk with other guys.

You want to talk with guys, just say so.

The attention. The fantasy. The trolling, maybe?

 

[SAFblonde]

I have a couple friends here means keep this between us.

 

[AlwaysFara]

“I don’t play.”


....

Yes, I do.

 

[LostGirlTink]

“No KIK no skype no pics no voice, but I’m a hot sexy woman who would love to hear from you.”

...

I’m a dude.

Lol exactly

 

[dashie33]

Looking to make mental connections

is code for

I'm incredibly horny, but I know women don't want to hear that right away.

 

[hotwords229_A]

When a guy says "I'm 100% straight", it really means "I've thought about sucking a dick"

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I’m brand new and want a place of my own = alt.